Monsters

[18+ Minors DNI. Yes, I myself am over 18] Just a place to reblog NSFW stuff I like, has kinda become a teratophilia blog at this point though.. Warning for my weird kinks. My rambles tag is #it lives in the woods.

[roysflowers]

no more daddy. in 2026 all men whimper on floor pathetic

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[vriskanon]

cunt galgoyle mention

[depsidase]

[pancakerabbit10011]

[xenasaur]

nods thoughtfully. I hadn't even considered it. am I a bad person?

[rosecolored-moon]

all tentacle sex is yuri btw. that's why she's laying eggs in you

[karvina]

stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your pussy. ok now stop thinking with your pussy and start thinking with your dick again. meditate on the differences between them. call me back when you get it.

[blackpyrefly]

[about to give you head] [doesn't know how to talk dirty at all] umm the huge cock store called they said they want this back

[xtec]

"you're just fucking the hints guy for hints"

-guy who's fucking the save guy for saves

[urmumsbriskit]

Am I missing extremely important context

[xtec]

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

[of-mutts-and-men]

Don’t get me pregnant for realzies but you have to cum in me unprotected a dozen times while telling me to get pregnant. And pregnant with a whole litter because you’re a big scary werewolf.

[yassmines]

maybe…i Dont love titties….

[yassmines]

april fool

[areyoudoingthis]

babe wake up ao3 came up with the only funny april fools joke in the history of the world

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

AO3 changed their beta status to omega for April fools. Everybody else can go home because we already have a winner

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[raevenlywrites]

Art by coolfrogdude together at last

[bisexualshakespeare]

[ID: a comic illustrating the above thread as if it was happening in a theater. The users are mostly shaped like their icons, pukicho is a pikachu and hokuto-ju-no-ken is a gengar. The last panel is gengar looks back where a speech bubble comes out of the crowd to say, “you could if you weren’t a fucking coward.” /end]

[azzy-the-christian-furry-deacti]

I can’t believe I’m actually seeing this post

[beardedmrbean]

Magic of tumblr,

[athelind]

I am morally obligated to add the YouTube video whenever this thread crosses my dash

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

I’ve seen this thread more than a few times. But this is the first time I’ve seen this video. So thank you for your service.

[aceal0tl]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[bagofbonesmp3]

no it isn't! put this man in lace panties now!

[bgm05]

laying an egg hard and loud

[bgm05]

will the person who tagged this “stephen colbert” please approach the bench.

[teh-nos]

oh no my pornography is turning into an angst-filled character study

[renee561]

Oh no my angst-filled character study is turning into pornography

[evilphrog]

[allpiesforourown]

[depsidase]

[darkaviarymc]