Your hearts are in the wrong place.

Dakota / 23 / I was born to play DPS / @finalf4ntasy is my nerd

[haniwahead]

LET’S GO MARA

[fudgenomnomnom]

FUTABA WHAT THE FUCK

[long-ago-1234567890]

“IM SUPER FUCKING GAY, SHOUTOUT TO ALL MY LGBTQ+ FRIENDS, ALSO IM A FURRY SHOUTOUT TO THE FURRIES. IM GAY, BLACK, A FURRY, AND THE BEST ESPORTS PLAYER OF THE YEAR”

- SONICFOX ON STAGE AT THE GAME AWARDS

[oceanicgf-deactivating-deactiva]

[duosnackwell-deactivated2020031]

Kurt Angle when he took off the mask

[xuanhoaohk]

Ana Amari confirmed for Destiny 2: Foresaken

[atlasnovus]

destinee 2 foreskin

[billfrancois]

Pokemon with :) faces - reblog if you agree

[incorrectsovquotes]

[safetybuzz]

bonus:

[godsfavouredprincess]

so basically the only reason why this game has any worth to it is because the actors improvised all the best parts

[xuanhoaohk]

I made a Hammond moodboard for the well-being of all.

[lesbianmichelmishina]

shit that actually happens in pokemon:

a giant castle rises from the ground around the main government building. this is basically peta’s fault.

you ride a dragon-god into space to fight a meteor alien. this is plan b. plan a was to send the meteor alien to another dimension.

one guy tries to get rid of the oceans. one tries to get rid of dry land. What Happens Next Will Shock You.

a dude jumps straight out of the water onto an evil pirate ship, lowers the gangplank, then swims off to let a teenager deal with it.

there is a 1/3 chance that a runaway 11-year-old yakuza/mafia prince broke into a laboratory to steal an adorable plant creature.

you can buy a useless fish for several thousand yen from a shady salesman. this is actually a very good investment.

the devil, the god of death and the bringer of eternal nightmares all really really really like cake.

the space cultists would have won if dragon lucifer hadn’t showed up.

god is a goat, and if you take it to the right place, it will make you a baby god.

the most powerful trainer in the world (a 14-year-old with a pet rat) went up a frozen mountain for no apparent reason. he only comes down after you beat up his rat. this is absurdly difficult.

the effective ruler of the unova region is a magical catgirl space princess with a bunch of pet dragons. 

there’s a nine foot tall guy wandering around. his height is the least interesting thing about him. and his best friend is a flower fairy.

[ali-enby-moved]

•Guy refuses to put on a shirt even atop a freezing mountain because he thinks it’ll make him less cool looking

•The actual child of the stars is a little shit

•Lady disowned her kids for a jellyfish

•The boss of the region’s local crime organization has a pet isopod

•Actuals aliens come to earth to protect it from other aliens

•Girl was raised to become the master of a dragon, dragon chooses random 12 year old

•Super model tells a 14 year old girl’s dad to fuck off

•An entire underground system full of valuable fossils and gems is completely open to the public as long as they have basic digging tools

•An over powered bird showed it’s self after hundreds of years just to revive 3 dogs

[nerdtracks]

Visit Original Link

Neon Genesis Evangelion

[surprisebitch]

zaaankoku na tenshi no you niii.. shou~neen yo shinwa ni nareeeeeeeee~~~

*BEAT DROPS*

[brynnawren]

I can believe the gif above is the same BPM omg

[butchdarry-deactivated20180612]

the greatest skill a woman can learn for herself is self reliance

[butchdarry-deactivated20180612]

to clarify … so many strong women in my life rely on men. that dependence is dangerous. ladies here are some good ref resources I’ve found helpful on my journey towards self reliance

automobile

changing coolant

changing oil

changing tire

jumping a car

plumbing

toilet running

basement flooding

replace a faucet

clogged drain

electrical

replacing light switches

blew a fuse

installing overhead light

earth vs. neutral vs. live wires

home

patching drywall

finding studs

this list is in no way comprehensive feel free to add on

[brbjellyfishing]

yes, I’m a gamer

[xuanhoaohk]

Normal Brain: Fallout 76 is a main series Fallout title

Big Brain: Fallout 76 is an online Fallout similar to Elder Scrolls Online

Galaxy Brain: Fallout 76 is a 100Man Survival Deathmatch similar to Fortnite or PUBG

[atlasnovus]

Universal Brain: Fallout 76 is a 100Man Survival Deathmatch similar to Fortnite, online similar to Elder Scrolls Online, using only characters from Overwatch

[spriggo]

[illusionwaltz]

How well do you see color?

I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind

[batter666-deactivated20180822]

so everyone is aware, a lower score on this means a better score.

[thegaybeany]

I got a 30!!!!!!!! Yes!

[blinkingkills]

7, but i’m an art student so

[sparkofthevoid]

I got a fucking 2 wow

[catbun]

WHY DID BLIZZARD PUT THIS AT THE END OF THEIR VIDEO FOR PETRA LFDJSAFDSJK

[dongboss]

cause he deserved it