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Atlas Dimitri Zeus. First son of Hercules and Megara, grandson of Zeus. Is there anything I can do for you?

[gracerocky]

No, stay. Tell me something good. 🐝

[atlxszeus]

VALENTINE'S DAY | ASK SPECIAL

1: Do you have a crush at the moment?

2: Have you ever been deeply in love?

3: Longest relationship you've ever been in?

4: Have you ever changed for someone?

5: How is your relationship with your ex?

6: Have you ever been cheated on?

7: Have you ever cheated?

8: Would you date someone who's well known for cheating?

9: What's the most important part of a relationship?

10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?

11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?

12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?

13: What's one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?

14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?

15: Do you believe in the phrase "age is just a number"?

16: Do you believe in "love at first sight"?

17: Do you believe it's possible to fall in love on the internet?

18: What do you consider a deal breaker?

19: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?

20: Are you currently in a relationship?

21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?

22: Do you think people should date their friends?

23: How many relationships have you had?

24: Do you think love can last forever?

25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?

26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?

27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?

28: Do you think long distance relationships can work?

29: What do you notice first about another person?

30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?

31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?

32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?

33: Do you want to get married one day?

34: What do you think about getting your partner's name tattooed?

35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?

36: Are you still a virgin?

37: What's more important: Looks or personality?

38: Do you enjoy love films?

39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses?

40: Have you ever had a valentine?

41: What's your imagination of a "perfect date"?

42: Have you ever read "Romeo & Juliet"?

43: What's more important: Your partner or your friends?

44: Would you consider yourself "romantic"?

45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?

46: Have you ever been "friendzoned"?

47: Which "famous couple" is your favorite?

48: What's your favorite love song?

49: Have you ever broken someone's heart?

50: If you're single, why do you think you are?

51: Would you rather date someone who's rich but a douchebag or someone who's poor but a nice guy?

52: Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships?

53: Are you jealous of couples when you're single?

54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on Facebook)?

55: Would you consider yourself "clingy", "overly attached" or "jealous"?

56: Have you ever "destroyed" a relationship?

57: Do you think it's silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?

58: Are you the "dominant" or the "submissive" part in a relationship?

59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner's birthday or your anniversary?

60: What's your opinion on open relationships?

61: Who's more important: Your partner or your family?

62: How do you define "cheating"?

63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?

64: Do you think Valentine's Day is overrated?

65: Would you consider yourself a "cuddler"?

[vikander]

[rpmememaker]

It's Sexual Sunday so...

send my muse inappropriate questions

flirt with them anonymously or not

try to make them blush

kiss them at random

send me terrible pickup lines 

get my muse hot and bothered 

Pretty much this is your excuse to do what you want to my muse and see if you can get away with it. So go crazy! 

[atlxszeus]

“Are you alone?”

“Not anymore.”

[emmacharlottewatson]

146-147/? favorite Sam Claflin photos

[musingrph]

Edward Scissorhands Sentence Starters

“Hold me.” “They didn’t hurt you, did they?” “Were you scared?” “Thank you for not telling them that we…” “It must have been awful when they told you whose house it was.” “ …Well, then why’d you do it?” “Because you asked me to.” Now many numerous little questions confront us. “It is so easy to commit embarrassing blunders” “Etiquette tells us just what is expected of us and guards us from all humiliation and discomfort.” “Mm, yes. Boring.”   “That’s right. Go ahead, smile, it’s funny.” “Goodbye.” “I love you.” “I am not complete.” “Why are you hiding back there?” “You don’t have to hide from me.” “I’m as harmless as cherry pie…” “Oh - I can see that I’ve disturbed you. I’ll just be going now…” “Don’t go.” “Oh, my. What happened to you?” “I’m not finished.” “But will he be all right out there?” “did you have a productive day?” “Hey! Now you’ve done it!” “It was just a scratch, really!” “Call a doctor” “You can’t touch anything without destroying it!” “Who the hell do you think you are hanging around here, huh?” “Get the hell outta here!” “Go you freak!” “He tried to hurt you.” “I don’t love you anymore I just want you to go, ok? Just go!” “Are you serious?” “Losing me to a loser like that?” “He isn’t even human!” “Just get out of here ok, just go!” “Sweetheart, you can’t buy the necessities of life with cookies.” “Quite a story, yes?” “What’s been the best part of your new life here in town?” “Any other questions?” “I know a doctor that might be able to help you.” “I’d like to meet him.” “Thank you very much.” “That’s very nice.” “Then no one would think you’re special.” “No matter what, you’ll always be special.” “What happened to you?” “Where are your parents?” “He didn’t wake up.” “Are you alone?” “Do you live up here all by yourself?” “What happened to your face?” “No, I won’t hurt you.” “But at the very least, let me give you a good astringent.” “And this will help to prevent infection.” “What’s your name?” “I think you should just come home with me.” “One chop to a guy’s neck, and it’s all over.” “I was so afraid. I thought you were dead.” “That was the single most thrilling experience of my entire life.” “How do you know?” “Because I was there.” “You could’ve gone up there, you still could go.” “I would rather have him remember me the way I was.”

[atlxszeus]

Send in "Do you think I'm pretty?" and I'll generate a random response.

1: "No! Who told you that? If someone said I said you're pretty, they were lying!"

2: "It's 3 A.M., nothing's pretty at this time of night."

3: "If I say yes, will you let me up?"

4: "Yes. Yes you are. Do I get a prize?"

5: "What do I get if I say yes?"

6: "Oh no, don't ask questions like that! Questions like that are what complicate a working friendship!"

7: "You had to ask me this right this second?"

8: "Beauty is relative, and I guess you're relatively beautiful."

9: "If I say yes, you're going to think I want to sleep with you, and that'll be awkward."

10: "Hang on, let me consult my advisors."

11: "Yes! Which is exactly why you don't need to buy fifteen more shades of lipstick."

12: "That is definitely the strangest question I've ever been asked at knifepoint."

13: "To be perfectly honest with you...yes."

14: "No...You're gorgeous."

15: "I'm not answering a question like that without a lawyer present."

16: "Yes, you're a beautiful human being who needs to stop worrying what she/he looks like."

17: "Ordinarily? Yes! In that outfit? Hell no."

18: "Hypothetically speaking, how angry would you be if I said no?"

20: "If I say yes, can we leave early?"

21: "What does it matter what I think? You're pretty. That's not up for debate."

22: "Hmmm I think I need a closer look...no, closer..."

23: "Hahaha--maybe if you weren't totally insane!"

24: "The whole 'orange jumpsuit' look really does work on you, yes."

25: "That's the fifth time you've asked me, do you think the answer changed in the last fifteen minutes?"

26: "Does it matter if I think you're pretty if I think you're the one I want to spend my life with?"

[atlxszeus]

I got you a gold watch since I felt the time we have shared together has golden. It sounded less cheesy at the time. I’m sorry. In all seriousness you are always able to put a smile on my face and brighten up my day. Thank you. The second gift I got you was wine. Since I had  so fun the last time we drank. Let’s do it again sometime?  I know you don’t really celebrate, none the less, Merry Christmas!

-Astrid 

[atlxszeus]

Happy Winter Solstice Atlas. I thought I would attempt to take part in this gift giving holiday. I figure this is good enough that I don’t actually need to prank you. Truce?

-Triton

[theamazingastrid]

“I promise you, I normally don’t dance this foolishly.”

[atlxszeus]

“I trust you, Astrid. I’m sure your usual dancing is much worse.”

[atlxszeus]

Merry Holiday? It’s a gaming system I can show you how to use it later!

-Mini

[eoinmackens-deactivated20161113]

“But it’s better not to give in to it. It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart.”

[headstrongmartin]

texts from last night! meme

[themightydash-blog]

[text] Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today? [text] The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here [text] He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after. [text] I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW [text] So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one’s for Team USA. 

[atlxszeus]

Continuar lendo

[atlxszeus]

Who will you be taking to the ball, handsome?

“Triton.”

“Only the gods know. I don’t truly celebrate Christmas, so I’m not sure if I’ll be going.”

[musesgonnamuse]

hurt MY sibling and i WILL kill you

[unacaritafeliz]

Favourite Disney Songs → Zero to Hero “Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll. Person of the week in every Greek opinion poll.”