[groupieculture]

this tweet is my own personal drug

[zsnes]

director: ok cut

adam sandler: was that good? i think that was our best take

director: on hold on, the boom mike was in the shot, we need another take. reset.

cockatoo being boiled alive in chocolate:

[radio-charlie]

Intricate rituals this mortifying ordeal that jesus christ just go to a bar

[lpsotd]

Hello, could i suggest Girafe #2748 for LPSOTD? i think they're very underated.

todays littlest pet shop of the day is ... giraffe #2748 !! for you, anon !!

[fairycosmos]

bursting into tears because nothing happened. bursting into tears because something happened

[childhoodgrave]

[huffylemon]

[rosolzpietruszka]

[lakevida]

fully sober and lucid walking down the street googling "is it normal to get a haircut" "am i allowed to get a haircut" "is the guy at the barber shop going to be mad at me when i go in there"

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[dennisreynoldslocalwhore]

the wife that dies in the beginning of a movie

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[withswords]

[jlhgiyftr75587ityjgfhdsetljdse]

Like bitch if my son is stealing pies off peoples windowsills it’s cause I TAUGHT him to do that..

[monster2003]

Well that’s not very in love with me of you

[thexfiles]

They should invent a way for it to pass

[catmask]

three margaritas and im doing my marge simpson impression

[pullipdolli]

analyzing your behavioural patterns