the crass becomes divine

Jonah, 29, local gay demon.

[withswords]

turning this into my pinned masterpost thing so, hey i'm jonah and i'm a writer and artist

i made a podcast with my best friend wednesday! check out the creepypasta book club on spotify!

i also have a horror fiction podcast called "dear evelyn" which includes some arg/ unfiction/ puzzle aspects to solve.

i'm on ao3 under withswords, please check out my story "the seer," a magnus archives fanfiction. this will explain everything about me

i am infrequently updating a stardew valley fan comic called frog weather.

i also write web horror flash fiction! my portfolio is here, and you can check out this episode of the nosleep podcast where they performed my piece "small town america"

i made some videos which you can check out here:

10/30/20: everymanhybrid unboxed

12/11/20: omegaverse gender politics

current video in progress: why moulin rouge doesn't work

if you’d like to support me, i have commissions open for custom digital art, and you can tip me at the above link for a one-time donation.

[dogpuppy]

[oddarette]

Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼

[celaquinn-ichard]

The cleanomorph

[wisedreamdelusion]

GO TO THE HELL I DONT WAKE YET AND I DONT SLEEP WELL

[kaijutegu]

harsh words from one of the muppet babies

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[silurisanguine]

Linktree will be feeding your images with DALL-E, Open AI from 5th July 2026.

Warning to anyone using Linktree.

From the 5th July, they'll be feeding all imagery you use on your landing page into DALL-E by OpenAI.

I deleted my account just now, because there was no way to turn this off or opt out.

[silurisanguine]

Update with some alternatives-

Carrd.co. Free alt with paid features.

Bento.app Currently free, integrated with bluesky

Everlink.tools Closest to Linktree, has some paid features.

Omg.lol Currently $20 a year. If paying for Linktree features this is a great upgrade.

[pjackk]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

[hungwy]

Pjack is "back" they stuffed his corpse with dinner slop and put him in a display case

[devilcat3d]

just realized this thing might be one of my favorite pokemon ever its so fucking cute i need to draw this thing smoking a blunt

[wizardlol]

baby want smoko

[devilcat3d]

I NEVER SAW THIS THIS RULES SO HARD OMG I LOVE IT SO MUCH BABY INDEED DESERVES A LITTLE SMOKO :D

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

[withswords]

Was The Powerpuff Girls your favorite Cartoon Network show growing up? It was by far their most popular one with how much money it made through merchandise, getting two specials even after it ended and a toyetic reboot series in 2016. It even got a magical girl anime series.

my favorite cartoon was ed edd n eddy because it was weird and 5 year old jonah was in love with double d

[the-forest-library]

I like how the lack of spacing here implies that the helpline is there for those addicted to eating raw flour, dough, or batter, like a gambling helpline or something

[deadgenerations]

Rich mates, secret mansions: Australia’s millionaire Nazi-backers revealed

Neo-Nazi Thomas Sewell is living in a secret multimillion-dollar compound in Melbourne’s far north-east “gifted” to him by one of the wealth

this is a real shocker of a story, and you can tell that it's just the tip of an iceberg. I strongly encourage any Australian to read this article in full, because these people are far more connected to wealth and power than I think anyone believed. This is becoming a serious danger. you can bypass the paywall on removepaywall if you need to. There is a lot of money flowing into the pockets of avowed Nazis seeking to start a race war in Australia.

[mortalityplays]

something you learn fast and necessarily when you get into the habit of writing is that you are riddled with blind assumptions, prejudices, unpractised rhetoric and all kinds of unchallenged cicada shell thoughts that were left stuck to your mode of being when bad ideas fled you. most people get to move through the world behind a kind of modesty veil that divides their internal thoughts from their external observations, but you have to take that off when you write. you have to suddenly present the whole world to itself nakedly, without the kindness of someone who can stop you mid-sentence and say "hold on, I know you, you can't possibly mean that". people are often scared to show their work to an editor in case the editor points out what they look like without their modesty veil, but god, christ, hell and heaven, you have to be more afraid of what the whole world of strangers will see if you don't let someone pick the cicada shells off you first.

[hejee]

i keep seeing this reposted so i might as well post the og here

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today