Fuck my shit up fam

Arrest All Oil Executives Anti-fascist Ben

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dapperalbinobudgie]

know what I always disliked when i was growing up? when adults would tell me not to say i hated something because “hate is a strong word.” yeah???? so???? im 9 and i have strong feelings

[maxum-the-mage]

They had a point though, reckless use of words never works out.

[dapperalbinobudgie]

shut the fuck up. i hate you and i hate this dumbass comment

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

if i was jesus i would of got a disciple to tape a pistol to the back of the cross. soon as they put me up there blam blam i take out the roman legionaries. hop down and reload. steal a chariot. before pontius pilate can do anything i've rappelled over his balcony. blam blam. that's his knees

[idont-know-what-im-doing]

@heresylog

[heresylog]

Heresy.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[errorschacha]

Reddit AITA for interrupting my boyfriend’s video game by asking him to call an ambulance when a meteor crashed through our roof and grazed my left arm? I’m right-handed, so I acknowledge I overreacted somewhat. He’s always made it clear he hates distractions and I do recognize it was wrong of me to neglect to have my phone nearby in case of an emergency despite being aware he was playing. I acted on impulse, I know, and easily could’ve got myself downstairs unaided to call since my legs were fine. I’ve said it won’t happen again and I do mean that. He says he’s mostly forgiven me, though he’s now requested I keep my arm hidden under a blanket because seeing my bandages and thinking of my missing finger gives him panic attacks and nightmares related to being unable to play video games.

[memeuplift]

[mrbrojangles]

[mysharona1987]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Nick and Judy from zootopia technically don't have an interspecies relationship because by the end of the movie, they're both pigs

[grenade-maid]

Weird that the fact that it is effectively impossible to redistribute Jeff Bezos's wealth because it's mostly stocks and the moment he gets hit the value of those stocks plummets is used as a rhetorical 'gotcha!' against wealth distribution and not itself a giant flashing sign that our economic system is a ridiculous house of cards built on smoke and mirrors where a few men are given unconscionable levels of power more or less completely arbitrarily

[solarsyrup]

heard that the queen is spending some time upstate on this big farm with other queens, where she's got lots of room to run around and play

[0kkvlt]

The longer things go without news, the funnier this is

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[classically-lit-memes4u]

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods

[albertcamusofficial]

[mysharona1987]

[eyetosky]

THROW OFF THE JANGLY YOKE OF OPPRESSION

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“WE ARE THE FUTURE RUDOLPH, NOT THEM”

[dr-archeville]

M: “What’s your name?”

R: “Rudolph.”

M: “What’s your real name, Rudolph?”

R: “… Red-Nose.”

M: “Quite a talent you have there, Red-Nose.”

[dr-archeville]

[miscreant-side-puffs]

The only holiday post worth the season

[bin-of-gayness]

me, watching rudolph and scrolling through tumblr: …

the algorithm standing behind me: send in the rudolph posts

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[fuckyeahmarxismleninism]

[papprekakinga-deactivated202407]

Always reblog

[writerlywriting-deactivated2019]

As a former zookeeper we would hear this a lot. “If you don’t study hard you’ll end up cleaning poop for a living.” It’s the one time we’re allowed to go off on the visitors. I once heard my boss rant for five minutes at a lady, in front of her kids, about how he had a Master’s degree, how people literally worked there for free, and how dare she judge people without bothering to know anything about them. Later that day his boss came by and said, roughly, “She told us what happened. Thanks for not throwing anything this time.”

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

I can count on one hand the amount of times I have gone off on people, but employment snobbery gives me the rage. I was showing the new kid how to use the fry scoop at McDonald’s “.. like this, and then just sort of hold it perpendicular and give it one tap..”

And the new kid sniggered “isn’t perpendicular a bit of a big word for McDonald’s?”

Something in me was just so annoyed by this 16yr old who was learning to work right next to me and somehow felt above us? Fuck that shit. I pointed at the people just on the floor and went off, “she’s a 4th year law student, she’s the primary career for her terminally ill daughter, he raises 100,000 for charity every year, she manages 3 stores and more than £16mil in turnover a year. What the fuck do you do?”

He just sort of mumbled “I didn’t know”

“you shouldn’t have to know, you’re not better than us. So. You tap it once and then move it here to release…”

[jaylacucu]

“I didn’t know.”

“You shouldn’t have to know,”

[radmenace]

yes to all this because workers can be educated and intelligent, but also, even if workers are formally uneducated or dont know big words that doesnt mean they arent equally deserving of respect

[thirtyknives]

I have been careful to tell my kids, emphatically, that without the garbage collectors we’d be up to our elbows in garbage. They do important work. The person who cooked your lunch? They fed you, they do important work. The guy that treats the sewerage, that keeps our water clean, they do important work. The do the most important work. The fundamental work. The work without which there is no other work.