[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[blenselche]

filthy tree huggers

no gradient mapping/smoothing for sticker printing

[ear-a-corn]

We have always existed, and we always will.

[rusted-fairy-wings]

Lake who knows everything about Tulip vs Tulip who knows nothing about Lake </3

Lake who will always carry the knowledge of Tulip's memories and secrets and fears vs Tulip who will never get the chance to know any of Lake's

Lake and Tulip angst Lake and Tulip angst Lake and Tulip angst ough ough ough ough

[otherwindow]

Vampires today aren’t as bloodthirsty as they were centuries ago because the average modern human provides more nourishment than 5 sickly Victorian chimney sweepers combined. Woman who eats 3 square meals a day with dessert: are you okay? The vampire who bit her:

[fifthmambo]

[otherwindow]

Some great tags lmao:

#food coma from a pint or two

#they go for countryside humans because their blood is “less polluted” only to find out their blood is full of pesticides

#saw the pizza and caption before the explanation at the top so at first i thought the joke was that the woman ate a shit ton of garlic bread

#vampire’s cardiologist insists they have to cut back on salt #vampire resentfully installs instagram and subsists on influencers who shill unhealthily restrictive diets

#wonder if the microplastics theyre getting from her are combining with the coal and lead poisoning #they got from drinking blood from the industrial revolution to present day

#me shoveling down iron pills for my vampire significant other so they can always have a lil snack

#atm my doctor says i produce too much blood #so i think a vampire would be passed out like they had a thanksgiving meal probably

#it makes a certain kind of sense yeah #pellagra was super common in the US in the early 20th century for instance

#vampire food comas

[botanyshitposts]

scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[flipocrite]

[clickityweasel]

[catboybiologist]

Btw the thing this discovered is like. A foundational lab technique now and has revolutionized genetics

[byjove]

I think I made this exact post before but every few months on social media someone will be like “OMGGGGGG I FOUND BONES BURIED IN MY CELLAR. I JUST CALLED THE COPS.” and the bones are so visibly (weathered) butchered cow bones or small animal bones. Not a single time is it a ‘they could be human…’ incident. Totally not the poster’s fault because I doubt the majority of people know human skeletal anatomy. Were people 120 years ago burying the remains of their barbecue rib dinner in the dirt floor of the cellar to freak people out in the future or something? No, but like, it seems like packing your walls and floors with trash was so common until like 30 years ago.

[byjove]

FOR REFERENCE:

cow femur:

human femur, various growth stages (from bone clones, no actual human remains in the photo):

[byjove]

HOLY FUCK YOU ARE NOT KIDDING

[heflapper]

.....I was talking about the OTHER subreddit... the one with the fuckin counter for it:

cause apparently there's two

[primordialcore]

fantasy orc taking care of me while im sick

[moringmark]

[ileolai]

happy pride, here is the entire summary of what it means to be ‘’visibly queer’’ to me, watch the Birdcage

[ileolai]

#it’s so wild how in retrospect this character is not a man#wearing a suit is effectively crossdressing#like this is a portrayal of a kind of genderqueer identity that is really common in the usamerican m4m cultural space#but that never gets acknowledged as actually genderqueer. and attempting to do so is read as an insult to the person in question

you get it

[local-gun-witch]

[tarisbackyard]

I wanna introduce folks to one of my favourite Muppets, who is exclusive to the German version Sesame Street: Fienchen!

She is very small, soft spoken, and shy. And very very cute.

[southernsolarpunk-deactivated20]

Original

[chicorystreetcoffee]

[eggtoastgirl]

My son 🌿

[powderofcats15]

Turn around

[remnantglow]

saw someone promote a book with a collage of out of context negative reviews recently, and i thought it'd be fun to do for some of the older lgbt sci-fi books i've read

[moringmark]