Now, I know what some of you may say ‘Delafiseaseses, everyone has been to the Atomic Wrangler. What interesting things could there possibly be in this famous establishment?
Well, that may be true, but have you ever truely looked around? I imagine we’ve all been about this ground floors gambling area and bar, but there’s more to this place than this room. Let’s start down here and work out way up (when we go a bit too far up people might get a bit aggressive, but I can deal with that).
We start on the ground floor with the ladies room, or rather rooms, for some reason they have an entire extra room for baths. It has 3 baths, 5 toilets and 4 sinks (which have pure, clean water… Tapper really is out of the job if you know where to look, isn’t he?).
Meanwhile this is the mens room (not rooms here). It has 1 bath, 4 toilets and 4 sinks.
Not sure why the bathrooms aren’t evenly sized. Not like there’s any urienels in the mens room or anything. The facilities are just oddly unevenly sized.
Anyway, let’s not go overthinking some bathrooms. It’s time to go… tresspassing.
The back of the bar, a place full of food and drink.
Naturally the Garrets don’t like it when you’re back here. So, let’s head up to the second floor.
Just gonna quickly go through this floor.
The three generic bedrooms (from farthest to the to farthest to the right). I can’t say I like being around those, the sounds of sexual encounters play when you’re in them, but… there’s no unaccounted for rooms, so it’s like the sex moans of ghosts or something. Anyway, Caleb/Our room is next (currently Calebs).
No ghosts are having sex in audiable range of this room, the fact it’s a diffrent area protects it from the haunting, I guess.
The downstair heads back to near the mens room, but them upstairs… far more interesting. And if we were tresspassing earlier now we’re gonna be tresspassing.
Up the stairs we have a settee and… and average locked door. A door that the Garrets and the Guards won’t want us going through, but they ain’t stopping me.
The autosave and the XP from going through the door hasn’t even left the screen and already an Atomic Wrangler Guard. Yeah, this’ll be the real star of this tour.
In that door behind the Guard was James Garret again, sleeping. As I was getting an image of the private bathroom in this bedroom… well, I outstayed my welcome.
Not to worry. I’m sure after I explain that this is a tour of the Atomic Wrangler they’ll understand (and I’m going to load a save after the tour is finished anyway).
[Oh and the sex ghosts can be heard up here too]
Me, James and the guards had a chat. And I think they understand my position now (again, I’m loading a save when this third floor tour is done).
Another shot in the bedroom. I like the little toy car on the right of the shelf with the books on it.
There’s a guard ladies room, but… I don’t think there are any ladies who guard the Atomic Wrangler… odd. Maybe that was planned at some point?
This is an amazingly well furnished bathroom for a demographic that doesn’t exist. It has 4 baths, 4 toilets and 3 sinks and…
A ‘Medical Cabinet’ and First Aid Box! None of the public bathrooms had that.
Let’s see if the male Wrangler Guards who, you know, actually exist are as well provided for.
3 baths, 5 toilets and 3 sinks and a Medical Cabinet and First Aid Box.
So, less baths, but another toilet, but all the baths are in the same place with no privacy screens whatsoever.
Now, I know what you’re probably gonna say ‘Delafiseaseses, the signs must be pre-war, the Guards probably use both bathrooms’ and, yeah, maybe that is the case. Still, it’s a funny thing eitherway, isn’t it?
The one closest to the ladies room. I find it interesting how some beds have ‘personal footlockers’ and others just get breifcases to store their stuff. Some get pillows, some don’t. At least I find that interesting.
Aw, one of the guards sleeps with a teddy bear.
Ignore the, uh, the blood and laser marks… there were two guards in here who were insistent on making a scene. Luckily they ran out of the room, so when they died they didn’t ruin my shots more than they already had.
Anyway, we’re onto the last room of the tour. I’m pretty sure it was locked pretty hard, but James Garret kindly donated me a key that unlocked it.
This room is weird. Some kind of administrative storage, I guess? No idea. Anyway, that conclu- eh, I guess we can look in one more room.
Hey, Francine, ain’t seen you all tour. So, uh, I need the key to the vault, alright?
Well, Francine didn’t want to give me that key, but that didn’t stop me nicking it to show this room from this side. Cashier and all.
So, that concludes our tour of the Atomic Wrangler. That was a long one, hey? It’s a big place… and apparently infested with sex ghosts because there was no place anyone could’ve possibly been doing that.
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