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im reading discworld and im on the third book and i only just realized they arent arranged like this

sator-the-wanderer

I raise it to

sandpancakecat

My mom thought it was an elephant standing on four turtles

#the great A'Tuin B'Tuin C'Tuin and D'Tuin #discworld

like idk if i have the right amounts of fiber for this exact one but a sweater like this. with all that grey shetland i just bought as the green here and some kind of pretty hand-dyed something in the yellow gradient pattern. do you see the vision.

Also i found a proper fiber store that sells bulk roving by the ounce and promptly blacked the fuck out in the booth. That's like 30oz of shetland.

#second nube petrichor braid so i can get enough yardage to make a cool shrug pattern i found #extremely soft merino/silk blend in (probably accidental) ace colors for some cozy house socks #fuckton of natural grey shetland and 3 oz of white to dye. pullover with colorwork yoke in my future.#also some needle sizes i needed #total barely over 100 of dollars! USD! thats so good that's buck wild bro!!!

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Who wants some HOT KOOLAID SOUP (mind the wool)

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drownt hairbal

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mildly bacon-coded but i made it be a color!!

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Who wants some HOT KOOLAID SOUP (mind the wool)

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drownt hairbal

Who wants some HOT KOOLAID SOUP (mind the wool)

#techincally its alpaca #til u can dye wool ans other animal fibers with koolaid. permamently even.#and i had some undyed alpaca in the house so like. the math does itself.#although our friend koolaid comed mainly in A Variety of Reds so the palette is limited

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my dumb ass walking into another yarn store halfway through the previous spin as if i have the moral fortitude for such temptations. smh.

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She's a finicky bitch but she's SO fabulous.

draconym

Coca Cola flavored Oreos taste like if you could eat clipart

draconym

These taste like an abstract concept. Summer Vacation flavored. Yankee Candle ass cookie.

errant-light

this just keeps being relevant

thelawfulchaotic

This skit absolutely slaps forever but I have to tell you guys the secret.

The weird Oreos don’t sell… but the weird Oreos just being around and visible make people buy more regular Oreos.

That’s why.

draconym

The weird Oreos DO sell, but my housemate is the one buying them all

#i have never once in my life listened to BTS but i have in my house rn 1/2 a pack of BTS oreos #they were on sale and i had to know #therye purble and crunchy and taste like brown sugar

Good news, she's all done!!

Bad news, apparently i learned how to make yarn a lot finer between skeins.

#second skein on the left #sisters but not twins i fear #dw the pattern i picked should mostly forgive this problem

Also! just realized i mentioned this guy in passing and then never posted pics, behold my terrible son The Frankenfrog, he has every disease he's made up of my first 6 attempts to spin yarn. for posterity.

#hand spinning #frog #sometimes you get all your brown and orange scraps together process them and spin them #and you're like 'and the frog will have a brown row!'#adn it turns out you had enough for one(1) bobble stitch. damn ok.

my dumb ass walking into another yarn store halfway through the previous spin as if i have the moral fortitude for such temptations. smh.

#listen this one was way cheaper #and its so pretty. this is fine.

Half done! I split the braid before i started so now i gotta do this whole thing again but LOOK AT IT ITS YARN!

#needs a wash and a thwack but I'll do that when the other half is ready #this much looks like about 100 yards of worsted weight #with that information i have immediately downloaded a free shawl pattern #lets goooooo

atoria420

Got some Big Girl Fiber.

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My Beatiful Wife

Got some Big Girl Fiber.

#ah shit I'm in love

used my jankass tablet loom setup to weave a belt for Pride Purposes, shredded the fringe trimmings/excess warp and spun it back into yarn. my power is growing.