ATrollope

Puns, fandom, and history

[escuerzoresucitado]

It's Always Sunny in Baldur's Gate

[atrollope]

Me trying to process Fargo S5E9

[theuncannybookdragon]

The duality of Mat

[roughentumble]

you know it really isnt immoral, if you do it right, to raise cows and sheep for meat. so. well. i think there should be a story about, vampires who have a town of humans that they keep well-maintained, so long as the humans donate their blood once a month, like vampire blood farm stuff

but instead of antagonistic everyone's like. no he's a nice man you leave the count alone. he keeps us safe and cared for and he just needs a lil snack now and then, it dont hurt anyone. like a cow that loves the farmer and the farmer that loves the cow, even with both knowing one will end up on the other's table. because its like. its like. cows just have such pretty eyes, you know? they love you so much. i think it should be like that

[roughentumble]

literallyyyyyy

i want to be part of a vampire's herd. and i want him to pet me like a cow

[atrollope]

Highly recommend reading Terry Pratchett's book Carpe Jugulum for anyone interested in this scenario

[wawamouse]

Oz textposts (4/?)

[velociraptorsaurusrex]

Oh No!

[markantonys]

THE WHEEL OF TIME Rand & Mat + page to screen

[atrollope]

Rafe & Co., I'm begging you...

[three-degrees-below-social]

ISAM's Wheel of Time Summary - The Great Hunt (book 2)

The Great Hunt

Rand: I really should be going.

Lan: Yes, you should. Another lesson?

Rand: Sure.

Lan: This move is called “Ending the Book.” Use it in a climactic battle at the end of the book against a bad guy. —————–

Keep reading

[markantonys]

wheel of time boys + text posts (credit to @miekkamaisteri for the last one)

[salazar-bollinger]

Mat, like, loves to ask this question in season two. It's really his go to move.

[genderenvykeefe]

Inspired by @gfbillpotts post

[wearethekat]

I owe my whole entire life to the valiant wheel of time show writers out there

[greenmantle]

gemstones save the day!

[mac-mcdonald]

it's always sunny in philadelphia — season 6, episode 5 | the righteous gemstones — season 3, episode 7

[cdyssey]

The Righteous Gemstones + Would You Fuck a Clone of Yourself?

Bonus Martin:

[softfocusloudsongs]

*about to take shower*

*puts playlist on shuffle*

*wrong song starts playing*

Me: