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random shit nsfw

[sidnugget]

¿

[h0odrich]

i speak spanish let me translate: ?

[sailormixt-deactivated20170326]

*soft piano starts playing* 

“Some people live for the fortune…”

Friend 1: You better not

Friend 2: Sis you are SINGLE

me:

[igglooaustralia]

When you really wanna text someone but you realize you’re getting attached and you need to chill

[teenscoolest]

[unclefather]

[lastdjnosaurs]

tell me this isn’t the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

[peachyfrostslave]

I just… That’s the Egyptian Prince from Night At The Museum and Jasper from Twilight and its a little gay and I just ugh I love it

[paddfoot]

idk man the thing that sucks about not being really pretty is that no matter what you tell yourself and what your friends might say, you sort of always know that you’re just not. and i’m not talking about being stubborn and fishing for compliments, it’s just knowing that you’re not conventionally attractive, that people on the street won’t double-take when you pass by them, that people won’t be flustered trying to talk to you. and i know looks aren’t everything but damn it sure feels like it when you aren’t absolutely gorgeous

[miss-grace-blog]

Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And it’s not that you think everyone hates you, but it’s just that you’re not special to anyone? And that its really kind of sucky that you’re about 98% sure that nobody thinks “Wow, I just really like talking to her.” and that you could probably just disappear without anyone caring that much?

[twitblr]

[beesus-christ]

gotta get me a GameFreak™ like this

[atemporalpainting]

I hate this

[marisatomay]

I love using “my guy” and “my dude” and “kiddos” and “friend” for everything because there’s so much affection yet an unbelievable amount of sarcasm and that pretty much describes my personality

[the-right-writing]

Things almost every author needs to research

How bodies decompose

Wilderness survival skills

Mob mentality

Other cultures

What it takes for a human to die in a given situation

Common tropes in your genre

Average weather for your setting

[clevergirlhelps]

yoooo

How bodies decompose

Wilderness survival skills

Mob mentality

Other cultures

What it takes for a human to die in a given situation

Common tropes for your genre

Average weather for your setting

[indigostones-deactivated2017041]

Art is Gay

If you draw something even once you are a Gay im sorry i dont make the rules.

[silent-calling]

@dangerbooze More helpful info, this time how to track Pokémon effectively.

[dangerbooze]

Oh thank God. I need this. We all fucking need this.

[0fficialbigfoot]

OMG

[dailydot]

This Japanese dude built a robotic tongue to lick his favorite anime characters

YouTuber mansooon0 apparently really, really likes his favorite anime characters. So much so that he doesn’t mind licking his computer screen in a show of affection. 

Unfortunately, the act of licking his display was both messy and gross, so he put his DIY skills to the test and built a robot to do the licking for him. Using a fake “realistic” tongue, servo motor, and some Arduino circuitry, he designed the robot organ to be extremely simple to operate.

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

[catbirthdays]

hey there, delilah what’s it like in new york city Im a thousand miles away and all i see are goddamn pidgeys  yes its true

[lyricalstep]