shauni

late 20s | he/him dumbest in the game

[attempt-22]

um so i've been lurking tumblr for 12 years but this is my first post ever because i needed a little space to be weird in

if u see this heyy. hopefully i won't bother you!

[sacred-portal]

[sierra]

I wanna be a forbidden artifact that is only rumored by inn keepers and town folk

[pnglove]

[gouged-doll]

etsuko miura

[attempt-22]

[jamausis]

A calmer and softer sea of green

[worldscoolest]

‘Looking for Love’ by photographer Arthur Samier, December 2025.

[dappermouth]

And then you had that dream again.

[anasabdin]

Night melt

[bark-barkley]

I WANT TO LOOK AT THINGS MADE BY HUMAN BEINGS

[softwetmoss]

And also occasionally by pufferfish

[anasabdin]

relentless

[everythingfox]

Spending adult money correctly

[bumblebeebats]

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[ozempicofficial]

[attempt-22]