MY MY MY, YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE FREAK

ind. sel. 🔞 crossover Helluva Boss x Sonic blog for a Fallen Hero Incubus Sonic sex worker! written by Hebby.

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ɪ'ᴍ ᴡᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ɴɪɢʜᴛ'ꜱ

ᴅʀᴇꜱꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ʟɪᴋᴇ

ᴀ ʜᴏᴛ ᴀꜱꜱ ᴍᴇꜱꜱ

ᴀʟᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ᴍʏ ʜᴀɪʀ

ʟᴏᴏᴋꜱ ɢᴏᴏᴅ

ᴄᴜᴢ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ'ᴛ

ꜱʟᴇᴘᴛ ʏᴇᴛ ♥

I'm Hebby, I'm in my 30s and I write for fun. This concept is silly and I don't know if I'll have much time to write, but it's fun to start things!

⚠️ ABOUT BLUE

Rules under cut:

Rules:

1. DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE. If this kind of whimsy ain't for you, don't make it my problem.

2. It's VIVZIEVERSE AND SONIC so it's gonna be 🔞 and stupid. There will be talk of drugs, sex, violence, etc. If it's not your cuppa, there's the door! PLEASE TAKE MY MUSE SERIOUSLY, EVEN IF IT'S A SILLY CONCEPT! Meta commentary gets old REALLY FAST unless it's normal for your character.

3a. If you've got SHIP DRAMA in your blog anywhere, it's an instant block. You're either stupid, misinformed, or you go along with things without questioning, and I frankly want nothing to do with that!! BE UNCOMFORTABLE BUT DON'T MAKE IT ANYBODYS PROBLEM

3b. that being said, I enjoy writing or implying dubcon for my characters. i will be tagging posts like that but you gotta block the tag if it bothers you. (things like consenting sex under the influence of drugs and alcohol)

4. Though this is an Incubus blog, I won't be writing CRAZY amounts of smut with people I don't know well. I'm tired 😂

Additional info here.

Sonic (going by Blue) is VERY similar to Angel Dust, but he works at Club Consent- he's not mistreated there, but his bad habits and indulgences are definitely encouraged and he's not on any road to recovery any time soon. Despite being in Hell however, he is still very justifice oriented and will fight for what is right... just more violently than before. He's an eco-terrorist, and he gets into fights all the time with anybody who dares it.

I'm following my own rules for Hell, and that if sinners become Hellborn, they can travel the 7 Rings. However, Hell will correct its mistake and lock them up in Pride if it realizes what happened. He's still able to change form and go to the living world, but he has to essentially sneak out or risk getting tossed back into Pride.

He actually works for Vox @.chatter-vox now!

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{{ L }} "Woah, woah, I just said I'm not sure how convergence would work." Dodges the attempted strikes. What's with the bright glowing things, or being attacked? Geez.

"Talk about lousy service, might have to rate this one star. How about we talk about this, like reasonable hogs?"

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⚠️ "Fuuuuck you, I give GREAT service! You're just a bitch ass of a John!" Blue doesn't relent, intent to chase him down if he runs for it, "There's conversion places around here, especially in the entertainment district, but I don't believe you won't just make a break for it!"

[cxffeeshxp]

{{ L }} "But my name's not John, it's Sonic." He quips, an automatic response to being attacked or in any danger. Rather aggravating to hear for everyone but Sonic.

"Well, can't say I'm the dine n' dash type but considering I never dined, the dashing feels justified."

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⚠️ "TRY IT, CUNT! You don't want MY STUBBORN ASS as your enemy, I'll NEVER let this go!" THEY'RE BREAKDANCE FIGHTING! "And to think I took you at your word just cuz we're alternates... HA! That's egg on my face! DIE!"

[pimp-n-out]

❤️ am siiiiick... it's what happens when the toddler sneezes in your mouth 😭 energy down real low... silly dash stuff and memes for all my blogs for the next week or so...

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{{ L }} "Woah, woah, I just said I'm not sure how convergence would work." Dodges the attempted strikes. What's with the bright glowing things, or being attacked? Geez.

"Talk about lousy service, might have to rate this one star. How about we talk about this, like reasonable hogs?"

[attention-whog]

⚠️ "Fuuuuck you, I give GREAT service! You're just a bitch ass of a John!" Blue doesn't relent, intent to chase him down if he runs for it, "There's conversion places around here, especially in the entertainment district, but I don't believe you won't just make a break for it!"

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⚠️ SPAK

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⚠️ On the left is what Sonic universe people see, on the right is what everyone else sees. I do wanna draw more of Blue on the right but I just don't have the time 😭

[screenshotsofdespair]

[majinsoul]

[wonderful-rp-resources]

Anonymously tell my muse what the fuck is wrong with them.

Specify which muse for multimuse blogs.

[wonderful-rp-resources]

Crash the hell out sentence starters

Change pronouns as necessary. Specify which muse for multimuse blogs.

"Every day I refrain from calling you a dumbass"

"Social media was invented to show you how many idiots happen at one time."

"And for you who lives in delusion, how's it feel looking like a dumbass everywhere you go?"

"I promise you it's okay to be quiet sometimes."

"The dumbest thing I could have said was, I can't wait till I get older... every time I turn my goddamn head, there's another bill I gotta pay."

"When the hell did the government clock in for me? That's what the hell I'm trying to figure out!"

"How the hell are you going to take money you didn't even work for?!"

"You guys really be dumb as hell, is your brain located in your ass bruh?"

"You're not overthinking they're playing in your fucking face. It's about time to start trippin'; go crash the fuck out."

"If you ever tell me I'm doing too much, I promise you will never see me doing anything again!"

"I guarantee you that you never see me doing shit again in your life!"

"Talking to you is like trying to comb the skin of a kiwi fruit!"

"Please stop running from wisdom you look like a fool!"

"Multiple years of my life, practically a joke!"

"You light up every room you leave."

"The villain who hurt me didn't have a weapon."

[attention-whog]

⚠️ On the left is what Sonic universe people see, on the right is what everyone else sees. I do wanna draw more of Blue on the right but I just don't have the time 😭

[watchpoob]

poob will be the new pdf

[watchpoob]

poob will be the new adobe animate

[watchpoob]

poob will be the new tumblr servers

[watchpoob]

poob will be the new discord

[id-servals-in-posts]

There are no servals in this post. Poob will not be the new African grasslands

[watchpoob]

poob regrets the lack of biological diversity and is investing in proper environmental conditions for servals

[watchpoob]

poob will be the new tumblr

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⚠️ HIS SCHMEAT!

[poohsources]

be proud of your original characters. it's no easy task to create a character from scratch, to make them believable and real and human. it takes time. it takes dedication. so what if they aren't perfect right away? so what if there are still things you're only now figuring out after time? characters evolve, they go through changes and arcs and stories just like real people do. and it's okay if your character develops over time, you don't need to have it all figured out right away. there are some things that will only ever clear up after writing them for a while, finding their voice, and seeing the way they interact with other characters. but this is your character, your creation, and you deserve to feel proud about it no matter what.

[attention-whog]

⚠️ my unlikable son

[itsqueenshroom]

my bf and I have the same fucking brain

Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.

[wooferdill]

[raideo]

[starshinebeaches]

[nylarac]

[ragsy]

[glowstickhaloboy]

question was how to get kicked out of hogwarts

[footlongdingledong]

[tadporridge]

posting ocs is scary like what if everyone kills me