Gimmicks are Good

[id-servals-in-posts]

Hi all!

I identify whether or not there are servals in posts. I'm pretty good, but I've been known to make mistakes

This blog was created for a single joke and then turned into a blog full of posts, so that's how things are going

I check the serval tag fairly regularly so that there are some actual positives on the blog, so you don't need to send or @ me on posts of servals that are tagged serval. Though I love finding posts with servals that weren't tagged, so feel free to @ me or send me those

The blog is first and foremost run on a queue, so it may take a bit for a post that you sent my way to end up on the blog. Thanks for your patience

Thanks for following this silly blog, I hope you have fun being here

[benevolentgh0st-deactivated2016]

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

[id-servals-in-posts]

There are no servals in this post

[flamingfalcon3]

people with wild cats as “pets” need to be shot

[id-servals-in-posts]

The improper care of servals is implied by this post. Please trust wild cats like servals to a staff of professionals or to their wild environment, depending on their circumstances.

[itslindsaylu]

Sketches I did yesterday.

[id-servals-in-posts]

There is one serval in this post

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[id-servals-in-posts]

There are no servals in this diary entry

[nemfrog]

The bugs' circle dance. Entomology in sport. 1859. Frontispiece.

Internet Archive

[id-servals-in-posts]

There are no servals in this post

[mizuthe-dog]

There’s a gimmick blog right behind me with a gun to my head

[typo-spotter]

This post does not contain typos!

Of course, it is still incorrect, so how about I fix the error!

"There's a gimmick blog right behind me…"

Should be:

"There are gimmick blogs right behind me…"

[mizuthe-dog]

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[rainworld-name-verifier]

No valid names spotted… yet. I’ll keep my eye out for any good ones!

[ufo-encounter]

*flies past*

[fool-counter]

There’s a gimmick blog right behind me with a gun to my head

This post does not contain typos!

Of course, it is still incorrect, so how about I fix the error!

"There's a gimmick blog right behind me…"

Should be:

"There are gimmick blogs right behind me…"

No valid names spotted… yet. I’ll keep my eye out for any good ones!

*flies past*

fool count: 2

[id-servals-in-posts]

There are no servals in this post

[fenrir74]

Yarrow's older sister - Zinnia Mugwort

Let's just add to her lore that she's proficient with multiple weapons, but prefers polearms for open combat - otherwise poisoned daggers for assassination ops :)

[id-servals-in-posts]

There is one serval in this post

[a-book-dragon]

You don't have a male or female brain – the more brains scientists study, the weaker the evidence for sex differences

Rather than distinctly male or female, the human brain is much more like the heart, kidneys and lungs – basically the same no matter the sex of the body it's in.

rb to make a biological essentialist mad <3

[liminalweirdo]

“This collapse is a telltale sign of a problem known as publication bias. Small, early studies which found a significant sex difference were likelier to get published than research finding no male-female brain difference.”

[mckitterick]

the notes on this are toxic - to help clear up any misunderstanding, here’s the actual science paper:

Dump the “dimorphism”: Comprehensive synthesis of human brain studies reveals few male-female differences beyond size

With the explosion of neuroimaging, differences between male and female brains have been exhaustively analyzed. Here we synthesize three dec

in short: brains are brains

[id-servals-in-posts]

There are no servals in this post

[gay--dog]

video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason

[gay--dog]

to be clear in my thinking this would only work in a completely nonsexual game, of course it Could have a function in some sort of porn game depending on the sorta porn youre going for but thats not really my idea here. this concept only works to me if its completely useless and unrelated & the protag isnt even sexualized even a little bit, otherwise i think it loses its charm. you just have to know about their penis and you have to wonder why the entire game and you have to try and figure that out until you realize theres no reason and youre just aware of their penis because the dev is probably fucked in the head or something like that. and then by that point youve reached the highest level of connection possible with a game developer aside from maybe ambushing them from behind and drinking all their blood until they die. and thats how we fix the gaming industry

[id-servals-in-posts]

There are no servals in this post

[enthusispastic]

Uh oh girlies. Bad news about the torture labyrinth.

[id-servals-in-posts]

There are no servals in this post. Or in the torture labyrinth

[inthefallofasparrow]

Sonnet Meme Series

ID transcript: Image 1 , Image 2 , Image 3 , Image 4 , Image 5 , Image 6 , Image 7, Image 8, Image 9, Image 10, Image 11

[id-servals-in-posts]

There are no servals in this post

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[cold-knees]

Never stop believing;

OpenAI’s financials have leaked, showing $21 billion in losses against $13 billion in revenue | Fortune

Everything you need to know before you reach the office this morning.

[Article was posted 16th June 2026]

[id-servals-in-posts]

There are no servals in this post

[godsmostspecialestdyke]

jean pocket patch made by @severalsharkeggs

[id-servals-in-posts]

There are no servals in this post

[tiktoksgay]

[amphibulous]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

red spotted tabby with moderate white spotting

[enthusispastic]

What about the second cat?

[id-servals-in-posts]

Serval

[rarebritney]

at the grocery store i bought 2 limes and a lemon and the checker said to me "two limes and a lemon... Anything could happen"

[id-servals-in-posts]

There are no servals in this post

[oshacompliantmagicalgirl]

But anything could happen

[id-servals-in-posts]

Anything does not seem to include servals yet. But watch this space, I guess

[pansyfemme]

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

[bagofcoldnoodles]

Is it licking boots?

[pansyfemme]

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

[id-servals-in-posts]

There are no servals disclosed in this post