☀ stuck in the sunshine riptide 🌊

She/Her | 33 | big fan of old sitcoms | weather | photography | current hyper fixation is Heated Rivalry | Hollanov 🌈 ✨🌙

[pinniposting]

“get a job” nope im splashing in da pool

via

[sqwick]

Eartha Kitt's career is just so iconic because there's no way you don't know her even if you don't know you know her. You like Christmas music ok well she's Santa Baby. You like Disney animated movie ok well she's Yzma. You like Disney Channel original movie ok well she's Madame Zeroni. You like comic book ok well she is Cat Woman. She won.

[dream0holder]

You like making the racist wife of a war mongering president cry on national television? She did that

[amaditalks]

You like laughing at the very idea of needing a man? She's your role model.

[clockworkbuck]

​she was also a very cool activist and its worth looking up everything shes done

Eartha Kitt - Wikipedia

Eartha Kitt - Wikipedia

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[ohlivish]

hey did ya'll know that ed sheeran is working on a series of 6 albums named after media player buttons and the first one released last year and the last one is to be released posthumously on the day that he dies

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about Ed Sheeran to prove otherwise

[knifefarty]

…huh

[cartooncoyote]

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

[satanblessitt-deactivated201608]

There is no way this is a porno

[zombiesahoy]

This is the best porno there has ever been.

[usingtimewisely]

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

[foldingfittedsheets]

I hope today someone is in the lucky 10,000 and sees this for the first time.

[telegraphavekiss]

look this is just what happens in new jersey

[kosmicpowers]

England isn't a real country, stupid. England is a lie to sell you more Doctor Who

[weedle-testaburger]

Wales is real though, where else would they film Doctor Who

[noah-wyles]

idk if it's just me but i'm glad that the majority of people outside of here believe tumblr is a dead site because like i've been here for 13 years and like this is my house??? i don't need thousands upon thousands of people flocking here it'd be like inviting chimps to a house party total fucking carnage

[silver-tongues-blog]

"people keep saying this house is haunted but ive been here for 200 years and havent seen a ghost!"

[suprchnk]

i only care about laughing

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[animentality]

[poppyseed-art]

[lucybellwood]

Good morning. Remember that the ocean is still out here.

[opiumvampire]

when my dad was a little kid there was a day at school where his teacher put on the muppet show as a treat and then later when he got home he remembered that there was also a new episode of the muppet show airing that evening and he excitedly professed to his parents that he was “happy because it’s a two muppet day” and even now whenever a day is pleasantly surprising my family calls it a “Two Muppet Day” :)

[opiumvampire]

hoping everyone had a Two Muppet Day today :)

[heymacy]

I want to watch.

[psych-is-the-name]

[maureen2musings]

Jacaranda trees

dr._arboretum_forest_

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[pixiecaps]

they couldnt take the heat

[doctordotdj]

[weltenwellen]

yea

[zealotarchaeologist]

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

[mousegirlheart]