Why;When

90% liquor 10% sin

[golfgalaxy]

im bout to say fuck it and start biting mosquitoes back

[lmaonade]

this is so damn funny

[uglyodd]

my brain in times of crisis:

[obviousplant]

This toy is too real

[patron-saint-of-emesis]

tumblr im BEGGING you let me reblog ads

[mynameischynna]

God, I want Mamma Mia to become the Fast and Furious franchise of musicals. They just keep making them for no reason, and the more they make the more you don’t even care that there isn’t a plot.

You think we care about a plot? The first movie could have been solved in 2 seconds with a DNA test, but instead they decide to sing about how this girl doesn’t know which of these 3 men is her dad for 2 hours and in the end THEY STILL DON’T HAVE AN ANSWER. AND NO ONE CARES.

The plot is ABBA karaoke, and it brings me joy. That’s all you need to know.

[30-minute-memes]

A Kid in Sitting in Front of Me on my Flight was Sending a Nice Message to his Sister

[gahdamnpunk]

DEAADDDDDT

[idontusethisblogthanks-deactiva]

rhis is so ugly and funny

[bumblebeebats]

me: hi, how are you today?

some SuitPerson: haha well you know - thank God it’s FRIDAY amiright!!!!!!

me, who works the next three days and has entirely lost the concept of weekends as a time for rest and relaxation:

[hollowtones]

GREAT News!

All gorillas can cast thunder magic now.

[methylbenzene]

[whatevernathan-deactivated20180]

Never forget

[party-wok]

I still struggle to believe that this was a real thing.

[is-doitsu-an-instrument]

Notice how after Dashcon, nobody ever writes “Imagine a tumblr convention!!1!!1″ anymore.

[youngharlemnigga]

Lmao

[madredenutrias]

July 12th Remember

[cozza-frenzy]

Happy Anniversary to the greatest trainwreck this site has ever seen

[unclefather]

I peed in the ball pit

[pandadad]

[anxietydaddy]

if this isn’t me 

[witchinghhour-blog]

Every man thinks a conversation is a script and he is CHRISTIAN BALE and u are GIRL #3

[baaulp]

Holy shit. I dropped my Alexa on the ground and it broke. And a tiny woman crawled out thanking me for her freedom. She said she was going to go return to her forest home.

[weedrockgalaxies]

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