Velvet Thunder

Howdy neighbors.

[lovethisbug]

[mslanna]

But everybody knows that the REAL reward for finishing a side quest is to have it off the quest list and its markers removed from the map.

[danielvillalobosg]

[gaymanintexas-deactivated201612]

Proud to be gay!

[brattylikestoeat]

Get ya spice game up. I go to a local farmers market and get all my spices. They have a whole spice wall that I love.

[meinewortesindwundershon-deacti]

damn, Tina!

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Shoutout to all the forgettable but nice enough girlfriends/boyfriends in romantic comedies who had their marriages CANCELED and had to deal with emotional recovery after assumed months of planning because some former flame or old friend who does quirky shit like collecting their Snapple fact lids came back into their fiancé’s life for two days

[onlytwitterpics]

[kenway]

[bowserfanclub]

Hey Old People: No

[falsebounty]

video games are a wonderful escape from reality until you see your reflection in the loading screen

[observando]

[misterhayden]

HERE’S SOMETHING I WON’T STOP THINKING ABOUT

[pigmenting]

leave people softer, brighter, calmer than when you found them

[inahiddenplace]

i literally wear the same three outfits every week i’m only a tier or two above a cartoon character it makes me sad

[deadpoolsheik]

How romantic

[exeggcute]

this is mean and terrible but it exhausts me to be around people who haven’t finished going through their pretentious asshole phase like okay holden caulfield I know we’re all helplessly suckling at the teat of modern media but can you shut up and play some goddamn mario kart for like five minutes