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Maybe that's a mystery that we're not supposed to know, Christine

Maybe that's for therapy next week

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Call me daddy and I'll sell you a monkey

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I didn't really clock that until recently and I was like- I mean not that I didn't clock it. My house is falling apart. I've clocked it. More than. It's clocked me, frankly.

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No wonder we didn't get a time slip at the tractor ride

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Yeah the employees love that, when we just sprawl around and hyperventilate on their furniture

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Imagine two and a half giraffes stuck together in a trench-coat

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First of all, you know I love an incident

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That's not a medical claim

No, but it is an And That's Why We Drink claim

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Santa doesn't have friends

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Why do dogs hate architecture?

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My skull is entrapped with shivers

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It's so nice to come out of the closet. You know, the Grinch-closet

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Don't worry. It could be worse. And that's what we're here to tell you most weeks

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Like Santa or Jesus, the Lady in White is always there

Always watching

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Thank you so much for asking the important questions when you're dressed as a fucking used condom wrapper

#and that's why we drink #atwwd out of context #atwwd #christine schiefer #episode: 455 #episode: halloween boy math and jerry springer ghosts

Can you imagine if you gouged out the eyes of a sex doll though? It would just deflate

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All of a sudden I'm an eggshell

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