Swagtastic

[micdotcom]

Watch: Nike features badass trans duathlete Chris Mosier in its new ad

[the-streetstyle]

[connotativewords]

Could really use some coffee, a good playlist, a tattoo, and a plane ticket.

[place0fperfecti0n]

to paris maybe 

[awesome-picz]

[gilkenansmonsterhouse2006-deact]

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

[radicat]

are u ever so attracted to someone that u just groan internally every time u see them like it’s physically painful how attractive they are

[extramadness]

More quotes here

[mediamattersforamerica]

The Daily Show and the USWNT take on myths about the wage gap (and destroy a Fox News guest’s opposition to equal pay in the process).

[hearttraining]

[maga-master]

The best part about kissing is when you first start really slowly with shy kisses. And then you just start to push yourself against the other one and kisses get longer and rougher and you start to breath heavily. And ugh.

[kushandwizdom]

I’ve written you a hundred messages that I’ll never send.

Unknown, (via kushandwizdom)

  (via echoes-in-rain)

[thingsonwalnut]

five dollar bill

[clownasaurus-deactivated2020100]

💵🐰THIS IS THE MUNNY BUNNY💵🐰 Reblog the 💵MUNNY BUNNY🐰 in 2.5 seconds and you will get 💰P💰A💰I💰D💰 all spring!

[perrfectly]

I want to fall to sleep with you, and I could care less whether it is in layers upon layers of clothing or only our skin - all I really want is to wake up not knowing where I end and you begin.

Beau Taplin  (via perrfectly)

[childmagazine]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBwC0DeuMHB/

[nevver]

[yourborderlinepersonality]

[atxswag]

Types of fanfic summaries and what they mean

First paragraph of the actual fic: I judge the whole fic by the first words and I assume you do too so here it is

"Just a series or drabbles/headcanons/prompts": Someday I want to write an incredible 200k fic but for now have fun going through all the chapters trying to figure out which one is the one you actually want to read

"Will X be able to find love before Y happens?" And other questions: I read entirely too many YA novels

Quote from the actual fic: I watch entirely too many movie trailers

"Basically just an X fic with Y characters": I can probably write a good summary if I cared a little more

Song lyrics: I have no idea how summaries work and I'm trying to be like the people with poem quotes

Poem quotes: either the best thing you've ever read or 13-year old English literature purple prose there is no in-between

Lol I can't do summaries: I'm not entirely sure if I want you to read my fic

"Wtf is this" or other author questioning themselves: it's either porn or crack

Explicit rated fics: listen my man I know you're not gonna really read the summary just read the tags and decide if my sin is the sin for you

Paragraph of tags and one line summary: ok listen I can't do summaries but I've got this ok IVE GOT THIS

dictionary definition: fluff or angst here you go

Either a meme or a tumblr imagine your otp: I was bored and I had emotions about my ship you can have emotions about them too

Paragraph from the source the fic is from: I've basically written my headcanon and made it prettier

"I'm so sorry" or "I cried while writing this" : I was in a sad mood and I needed a healthy way to release these emotions so now y'all get to suffer

No summary: it's either porn or a small drabble and it all depends on the word count

Actual fic summary: *rocks back on old wheelchair* listen kid *smokes cigarette* I've seen and read a lot of things *blows smoke* and I know it's hard but there's still hope in this world ok? *looks into the distance* also you might wanna read the tags because the chances of gore and/or character death being in my fic have gone from 0 to 75