a typewriter autism delivery system

I take my typewriters to nerd conventions and let people type whatever they want, and they sure do. The typewriter lady uses she/her pronouns.

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Hi guys! This blog doesn't update a whole lot. Its kinda like a scrapbook. If you have questions here is the FAQ and here is a list of typewriter resources for anyone who has/wants their own.

I don't censor a lot, so there may be some swearing and nsfw content.

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I was scrolling facebook when I noticed a post on one of the Magfest groups from the guy that brought the animal crossing game to the museum! (If you are reading this, Hi!!!) Apparently people wrote stuff on their game like they do on my machines so I got their permission to post it here!

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Another one that is a little too dense for me to do an alt text for. For those with screen readers who want to avoid these, you can block "alt text not provided" to avoid these. The gist is that half the page is one way up and the other half is upside-down, which is kinda neat.

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"I was walking on the side walk and I saw my friend from school , I waved hinand she waved back She ran over to me and had a paper in her hand as she got closer to me she said "guess what I was able to show some of the art work we worked on andtht to a rater and he really liked it so I think we can enter the art contest ". I said thats graete I can't wait oh sorry we couldnt show him the art with you ihad things to do I said oh its ok she said. "so when is the contest" I said on the 20th she said ok Im sher Im free on that day I said me too she said. Do you want to get something to eat she said oh ya I just had a late breakfast because I had to get grocerys for my mom and I woke up late too I said. ok do you want to go to somewhere thats not a resterunt she said ok i say maybe we can go to an art stor im shur they have lots of cool art there ok i said"

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"BEN IS A STUPID HEAD

HE LOOKS ike a dodoo head

HAHA GOT HIS ASS"

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MAGFEST 2026!!!. see you nest year :3 M

I am gonna type at you, cuzI can. It has bea

n a good MAGFEST even tho some of you are a bit cringe. You may be cringe but... you are free. Good on you, good conventin goers/ppl. Just remember to wash you r ass . Are you a reddit mod? Question ur hygine. You ever seen the Gangres River in India? That is what some of you smell like. I am not even kidding. It is kinda fucked up that you think you can go around smelling like that. Its kinda rude, and I hope you feel some kind of way for messing up people's noses and"

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"boo L# :3

I Love TV

I LOVE TV I LOVE TV I LOVE TV I LOVE TV I LOVE TV I LOVE TV I LOVE TV ILOVE TVi spamtenn aaaaa thank you toby fox for the silly little guys uwu

hiuwub"

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"IBMers were here

Did you drunk the blue kool aid?

Time to get blue washed!"

(I think this is a reference to ibm blueworks )

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MAGFEST 2026!!!. see you nest year :3 M

I am gonna type at you, cuzI can. It has bea

n a good MAGFEST even tho some of you are a bit cringe. You may be cringe but... you are free. Good on you, good conventin goers/ppl. Just remember to wash you r ass . Are you a reddit mod? Question ur hygine. You ever seen the Gangres River in India? That is what some of you smell like. I am not even kidding. It is kinda fucked up that you think you can go around smelling like that. Its kinda rude, and I hope you feel some kind of way for messing up people's noses and"

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"To whom it may concern,

Iwas in your store yestedayat 3:50PM

and your emlpl0yees were very rude

I yelled at them for 20 minutes

and didn't get any srvice. How iwill you

make this right?"

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"Jlkfdlsk

penis lol

this is a _a recordin-g of hex using a ibm selectric 2

it is verry intuative to get started"

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"giving this a test and seeing how this types is a really

we love to see a working return keeyjjjjjjthis is a

we love a new line that actually functions and get the

job done"

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"EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLE OF RIDDIK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING MOVES ALONG SIDE WITH THE MAINN CHARACTER, RIDIDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GAALAXY"S MOST DANGEROU S PRISON. I CAN.

I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERY DAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND I"

I"VE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING @ HOURS INCLUDINGW WIND DOWN

AND THEN I LIFT."

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Too long to transcribe, also the cat was fighting me. I may come back to it, but its not transcribed bc ironically i am a bad typer...

Sorry! I'll get to it!

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top bttom gun

so therewas this russian pilot and i guess he doesnt like thr am

american pilothe said to ther american opicot that he dindnt like him because they wweere swron enemies.mbut they both crash l-nd

landedon a deserted island an d it wasjus t t yhe two of

them alone togetherwheretheyhave a language barrier and they have to f

figure out how to survive togethert . '"

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"Jjjj

This is mymanifestothis machin kills faschusr i like tupriting on the typewriter is has rthis old wquality feeing i am drynk tho s

i am not too surei want to write detroit fancfictiim detritfujc QAASDFGBHHJKL: hello ,magfestHwhy doesthe government suck my b

alls. I've requested them to stopmon numberous equa fuck occations

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Guys idk how she does it. She just typed all this herself then looked me dead in the eye and said "nobody will believe you" in perfect english. Good job, Morgana!