My contract is almost at its end here and i realized i havent really posted here haha
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@au-pairing
My contract is almost at its end here and i realized i havent really posted here haha
hostmom: so what are your plans for the weekend?
me: uh, i’m meeting up a friend on saturday.i mean tomorrow
hm: oh, from school?
me: yes :) from :) school :)
(((because my only friends here are from school she knows that lol)))
home alone. i am happy
me:*eats yogurt instead of drinking coffee*
me: *brain says yes but heart says no*
me: cn we compromise pls
i slept on the couch and was woken up by a child screaming from upstairs. turned out he just wanted me to put his blanket on him. it was 2 am goodlord
Learning several languages
Time: no
University: no
Lack of sleep: no
Friends: no
The whole world: no
Me: YEEEEEEEES
i hope i remember to wake up tomorrow hahaha
kid: Let's play hide and seek in the dark!
me: But I'm afraid of the dark.
kid: I'm also afraid of the dark
me: (((then why the hell are we gonna do this crp)))
hostmom: How was it today? (picking up the kids)
me: It was okay. *forced smile*
hm: Okay? What okay? Okay minus? Okay plus?
me: (((I did not rehearse for this questions what do I do))))
when it’s friday but you’re not excited for the weekend because you still gotta be here
“Skal vi at zingen een laulu?”
i swear my brain just sends anything it could construct just so i could say something. pls stop
6 Au Pair Misconceptions
1) We are always working:
The first question a lot of people ask me when I tell them I work as an au pair is “So, do you get any free time? Do you get to go out at night?” My answer to this is a big fat YES! Legally speaking, the maximum number of hours an au pair can work (in France) is 35. For me this means taking the kids to school in the morning at 8:45 (done by 9:15), and then I have the ENTIRE afternoon to myself. I have to be home by 5 to let in my oldest host child, who carpools with another family from his school, then I proceed to pick up the other two from the school/nanny around 5:30, bringing us home by about 6. Then I make dinner, assist with evening and bedtime activities, and the kids are in bed by 8. Occasionally I have some extra babysitting, but my host parents always graciously ask me first or plan way in advance. My weekends are almost always completely free; I would say I’ve had to babysit maybe 4 times on the weekend within 6 months of being here. Of course, this is not the case for everyone..but these types of arrangements should be clearly outlined before you accept any job.
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when you know the schedule for the next 3 months and you have this advanced stress
child: *throws tantrum*
brain: we're out in the open, i'm getting anxious. make him stop
me: please stop, let's go home
child: continues to scream
me: well, i did my best. it's time to go
brain: wtf you can't leave him here. what will you tell its mother?
me: um, that i forgot?
brain you'll tell her that you forgot???!!!
me: yep. *starts walking away*
child: *screams that only whales can hear him*
me: bye felicia
brain: go back
me: k fine
i’m waiting for human presence in the house before i do some chores. just so i’m doing something