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KATHRYN HAHN and AUBREY PLAZA attend HOLLYWOOD FAME's HAUNTED YACHT PARTY | New York | October 31st, 2025 / @kahahns
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KATHRYN HAHN and AUBREY PLAZA attend HOLLYWOOD FAME's HAUNTED YACHT PARTY | New York | October 31st, 2025 / @kahahns
"Aubrey you've always described yourself as very witchy. When was the first moment that you noticed your witchy-ness?"
It had been a long day. Aubrey had just finished the last showing of Let’s Love! for the night, her body aching but her heart buzzing. Theater had always been her first love and being back on stage again felt like coming home to a part of herself she didn’t realize she’d missed so much. When she finally made it to her rental in New York, she dropped her backpack with a thud by the door and unclipped Frankie’s leash. “Go, be free,” she said, watching the dog trot off before she started toward the shower. Then her phone buzzed on the nightstand. She glanced over, half expecting a text from Kathryn, but froze when she saw the name lighting up the screen, "Thing 1", Kathryn’s son. They’d grown surprisingly close over the past couple of months, trading film recs, sending each other sarcastic memes, and bonding over their shared talent for pretending they weren’t emotional people. But a call this late? That wasn’t normal. “Hey, Thing 1,” Aubrey answered, her tone soft but teasing. “What’s up?” There was a shaky breath on the other end. “Can you… come get me?” Leo’s voice cracked halfway through, and every muscle in Aubrey’s body tensed. “I’m already grabbing my keys,” she said, heading for the door. “Send me your location, okay?”
She didn’t ask questions until later. By the time she found him, slumped on a curb outside what looked like a frat house still echoing with muffled bass, the pit of her stomach had already turned cold. Leo climbed into the passenger seat, split lip, swollen eye, silence thick as smoke. “You know you can tell me anything,” Aubrey said quietly, keeping her eyes on the road. “I’m on your side, kid.” For a while, the only sound was the hum of the engine. Then, finally, Leo spoke, halting, embarrassed, angry at himself. His roommate had dragged him to the party. Things escalated with a guy he didn’t even know. And now, here he was, bleeding and frustrated. “Please don’t tell my mom,” he muttered. Aubrey chewed at the inside of her cheek. “She’s gonna worry,” she said gently. “But… how about this? We go back to my place. You shower, have some pizza, talk, or don’t, and then I call her. Deal?” After a long pause, Leo nodded. “Deal.”
Back at the apartment, Aubrey handed him a clean T-shirt and sweatpants Blake had left behind. While the pizza baked, they sat on the couch, him nursing a soda, her trying not to hover. He talked a little about college, about how hard it was to find his footing. How everyone seemed to have it together but him. Aubrey listened, offering quiet reassurance between sips of beer. When Leo finally started to look less haunted, she pulled out her phone and dialed Kathryn. The call connected after a few rings. “Hey, love,” she said softly, that voice she only used with her. “Don’t freak out, okay? But Leo’s here. He’s safe. He’s with me.” / @kahahns
good i love you, you really are a great mom. i love that for me. it is a secret project, might be announcing it friday but im super duper excited for it all. it’s going to be an amazing experience and it’s already started!
I love you too, menace. And hey, I’ll take that mom compliment, been practicing my stern but loving face in the mirror. I’m so damn happy for you though, seriously. Friday? You’re killing me with the suspense.
I can agree with this, definitely what we should be feeling. It is and I'm glad to have them as well as Kit — maybe Kit a bit more actually. That makes sense and the movie was hard to get through and we all were a bit emotional, but we still have press before it's fully over. I'm definitely looking at what it gave me mostly — like my name out there as an actor, which is so huge for me. Wow, then I'll come see a show soon then as I do love a good play and I have to come support you and hang with you again. It focuses on the emotionally intimate story of two young men navigating life, identity, and connection in rural America.
That’s the attitude. You’re already thinking like a seasoned actor. And yeah, having Kit around clearly helps, he seems like the grounding kind of person who’ll remind you to eat and keep you from spiraling during press. You should be proud of that. Most people go their whole careers without work that leaves a mark like that. And your movie sounds beautiful. You’re going to crush it, I can feel it. I’m proud of you, kid. Keep chasing the weird and wonderful stuff. Definitely come see the play. We’ll hang after, catch up properly, and I’ll buy you a drink. or several, to celebrate this new era of yours.
You are the only human who can treat me this way, and I am over here going Yes, please call me the least favorite child again. Ha. Really? Four whole times? That is impressive. But then again most famous person from one of the tiniest states, ah got you back. Yeah, but I will lose the expensive shit intentionally. Oh, oops, where did we go? I have no idea.
Don’t pretend you don’t like it, I can practically see you blushing, least favorite child. And yeah, Delaware royalty, baby. Tiny state, massive legacy. You can’t knock the hustle. I’ll take the win however I can get it. But sure, go ahead, lose the expensive shit. I’ll just tell your dad it was a tragic courier mishap and that you died a hero in service of Plaza correspondence. Maybe he’ll finally bump you up to favorite posthumously.
i welcome this from you, and thanks for the heads up. not sure i know normal life anymore with two three month olds controlling things. that'd be a sight to see and you'd also work it in a way no one else would. for you, done deal, babes. i'll make a post of you and maybe one with the two of us. not seeing you almost daily feels so weird actually. it could be and i think they do, whenever you'd like, feel free to come see them.
I’d say I’m shocked, but honestly, I always knew they’d inherit your power. Hey, the internet barely recovered from the first round. But I approve. Give the people something to obsess over, the return of chaos and charm. And don’t tempt me with that, because I will take you up on it and make my way over there. I miss you too, and I don't say that to just anyone. Tell the boys Aunt Aubrey’s coming soon! Where are you these days?
Mhmm I did! I went to a couple last year, but I did not want to miss any this year because I missed the good stuff like Ellie dancing. Haha, I respect that you are the OG. I am much more likely to yell at football, but darn sure I can learn for basketball. He'd actually get mad if I paid for something. Can you believe that? He really puts Prince Charming to shame.
Ellie dancing is basically half the show. You missed a lot of good moments last year, but next season’s going to be wild. I love the game a little too much. Tore my ACL twice chasing that glory, first time during a women’s rec league in LA, where I wore a wig to sneak onto my sister’s team. Second time was at WNBA All-Star weekend last summer, because apparently I never learn. So yeah, I take my Liberty and basketball devotion seriously. And Jason being mad when you pay is such a classic Prince Charming move. Let him spoil you, it’s good for his character development, and also good for me by default.
it's nice to have the unexpected thing with someone i think and lauren is perfect, really. couldn't be happier having her by my side as my wife and best friend. yes, well she is the reason the cellar shrine is such now instead of a closed off room. might need the possible space. ordered and on the way, i'll have it for her soon. thanks, aubrey, i'd like to think so as well. yes — exactly, it's a lifestyle. we do and it's the charm that is us. it does, more often that it's getting for sure. might have to start doing such in free time until we have that perfect project together.
Lauren really is perfect for you. You can tell she brings out the best parts of you, even the ones you used to keep locked away in the creepy cellar shrine. Which, by the way, I still can’t believe is now open to the public. Growth looks good on you. A custom sign is a strong move, she’ll love that. And honestly, you’re gonna be great at the dad thing, I have no doubts. Let’s definitely keep manifesting it. The world deserves at least one unhinged Plaza–Skarsgård project.
Jason: Well, all the original chickens are named after the Chicken Run chickens (Ginger, Babs, Mac, Bunty, Frizzle and Molly), then we got roosters and the big boy is Foghorn Leghorn, he's a bahama, he's the size of a small child. And we also got, what the kids called, a goth rooster. He's an ayam cemani, he's all black, every bit of him; Otis called him Papa Emeritus. Babs and Papa have had one baby, and Foghorn and Bunty have had three babies, and all four babies were named after the Golden Girls. Barbara is my girl, she is my little shadow every time I'm outside she comes looking for me and she likes to cuddle. Bunty just wants all the eggs, like even before we got the boys she was trying to hatch the eggs so we caved and let her be a mama. I wish I knew how she managed to steal the other girls' eggs but some days it would be ridiculous, she'd have so many they wouldn't even fit under her like mamas, you cannot have 16 babies.
Aubrey: Of course you named them after Chicken Run, I should’ve guessed. That’s very on brand for you. But a goth rooster named Papa Emeritus? That’s art. I suddenly want to meet him and start a band. You’ve basically got a whole farm sitcom going on over there. Bunty sounds like she’s running some underground egg cartel. Sixteen babies? Girl’s got ambition. She and I would either be best friends or start a turf war. And Barbara sounds adorable, a chicken that cuddles? Come on. You’re out there living the most unexpectedly wholesome life, man. You, the farm, and your goth rooster family. I love it.
And they're kids who love spooky stuff, just like their dad, so it's the really good shit. You're doing a play in New York? Well, it's a rule that I have to see all your plays at least 3 times before the run ends, so I better keep up with that. We can have a drink in New York, much cooler bars there anyway. When have you lost faith in my taste? My taste is fucking great.
Wait, before anything, please tell me you’ve already picked up a copy of Luna and the Witch Throw a Halloween Party for the kids. It's the latest book I wrote. If not, I’m going to assume you hate joy, magic, and me personally. It’s basically required spooky-season reading. Anyway, I’ll take that as a formal promise. Three viewings minimum, and a New York drink sounds like a solid deal. Let’s just say… I’ve seen you in some bold footwear choices.
i um — i try, but also, i'm a bit shy so, guess that makes me want to be formal and show i'm not as shy as i always am. thanks, though, really glad you like it. oh, yeah ? seems like him to do. he's very much one always thinking of others and such. i'm glad i did too. okay — yeah, i can accept that. sounds like a nice friendship to me.
Shy? You hide it well. I would’ve pegged you as the quietly confident type, the kind that sneaks up on people with charm when they least expect it. But I get it, I used to overcompensate too. Still do, actually, just with sarcasm and weird facial expressions. And yeah, Joe’s got that golden retriever heart. He’s one of the good ones. Anyone he keeps close automatically gets points in my book. So you’re already off to a good start.
Melissa: see, my brain did not compute. You were never a bad idea, aubs. not once have i ever felt that way. that's one way to pigeon hole people into something - there's a lot of reasons that people would want to experiment, and we both know that it's not because they're straight. straight people never wonder what it would be like to kiss someone of the same gender. so yeah, sleeping with you did open my eyes to a lot of things but mostly, it did help me in my bisexuality and all. not that you were a means to an end. this sounds like the worst explanation in the world, i'm sorry. everything happens for a reason, right? maybe you were my right person, wrong time sort of thing. i'm glad that you're happy - you deserve nothing less than that. Melissa: you don't need to be in over protective mode when it comes to me. i do know how to handle myself.
Aubrey: I didn’t think you were using me, and I never saw you as some experiment. But yeah… maybe I was scared of being that chapter in someone else’s self-discovery. I’ve been that before, and it doesn’t exactly do wonders for your ego. So when I started catching feelings for you, I panicked in my own way too, just, quieter. And for the record, that’s not the worst explanation in the world. It’s honest, and I can respect that. You did have a lot to figure out. Hell, so did I. I think we just showed up to the same story at different points in our lives. I’m glad it helped you see yourself more clearly, though. That makes it all worth it. And thank you… really. That means more than you think.
Aubrey: I know you can handle yourself, but like I said before, old habits die hard.
hello, my amazing girl and that we did and now i'm left with a ghost of aubrey plaza in my world. i will give up this semi-normal human life, the boys, the other projects as i need you back in my orbit. i could never forgot considering i might have you posted on my instagram and plan to again soon. you do, your dominance does need to be established again — plus i'm already telling my boys how amazing their aunt aubrey is and they just stare.
I’m haunting you in spirit and text form until further notice. You really think I’m letting you have a normal life without me messing with you at least three times a week? Not on my watch. You know I’d be on the next flight, trench coat and sunglasses, ready to drag you back into our weird little orbit. Post me again, let’s give the people what they want. I’ll take the boys staring as awe, not confusion, thanks. They just need a refresher course in why Aunt Aubrey reigns supreme.
Right? listen i didn't spend that much money on the perfect house just so it can collect dust? no thanks, you sure are and you should take pride in that, that is so evil, i love it, i'll absolutely send you a video of everyone screaming, i honestly can see that being a hit.
Exactly. Why invest in the perfect home if you’re not going to live in it like a cozy little hermit with impeccable taste? You’re preaching to the choir. And yeah, evil and entertaining. That’s the dream combo. But seriously, how’ve you been? What kind of trouble have you been getting into lately?