Poison Ivy

Aubrey Christina Plaza, part-time actress, full time monster under your bed. [RP account. No affilliation whatsoever with the real Aubrey]

[southhaven-rpg]

SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT ABOUT ME ON ANON, I HAVE TO ANSWER IT ONLY USING A GIF.

17th - 19th May 2019

It’s South Haven’s meme time in South Haven! Reminder that these do not count as activity, they’re just a bit of fun for all our residents! Also if you reblog you must also send other people memes who reblog this as well to make it fair! 

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[aubsthehag]

cmlotz‌:

Surprise me, I would love to hear all about it. Well not that I am planning on sacrificing someone anytime soon.

A good magician never reveals his secrets... unless bribed.

[aubsthehag]

heyjoemazzello‌:

Seeing you with that hammer, I seriously have no doubt you can protext everyone in this town. The more important question, who are we going to call you? You would need a superhero name now.

The name is Snakehole, Janet Snakehole. At your service

[aubsthehag]

cmlotz‌:

Human sacrifice, that actually sounds awesome!-I mean… No no, no human sacrifice to be seen around here, pssh what you on? And can I have some of it?

You would be surprised at how efficient they can be. Allegedly...

[aubsthehag]

linzmorgcn‌:

Oh thank god, save us from this tragic idea of life. Bless your heart-no I am kidding, human sacrifice? Who should we all vote for?

I don’t have a heart so, there’s that. I don’t know, who’s the weakest link of the place?

[aubsthehag]

kj-f-apa‌:

Human sacrifice? I don’t think that’s legal or needed around here.

Don’t be ridiculous, there is nothing a human sacrifice can’t fix. That’s science.

[aubsthehag]

You can all relax, I am here to save you. No need to thank me, just point me in the direction of whoever my human sacrifice is.