Auden Hearst

Eighteen years old Freshmen at Brookline University Majoring in Journalism Lives at Hapsly Plays Tennis

[xohollandroden]

[julictkaiscr-blog]

I might be able to do that.

[auden-hearst-blog]

I think that would be a little better if you were a guy but I guess that will do.

[auden-hearst-blog]

If someone gives me a giant heart made out of Reese's today they might just become my favorite person. 

[blake-kennedy]

Damn it feels good to be a genius.

[auden-hearst-blog]

But you don't look like a genius. 

[ofdaya]

Ooookay. Suit yourself then.

[auden-hearst-blog]

Are you seriously mad that I don't want your help?

[colin-j-cleary]

The only bruise is on my ego.

[auden-hearst-blog]

So you were defeated by the ice? Do you want a snow cone?

[blake-kennedy]

I’ve never even read the normal print.

[auden-hearst-blog]

Well that just means your brain hasn't been compromised. I wish I were as smart as you.

[ofdaya]

Aliens who speak a even harder language. Oh, okay. You don’t know if I would get confused, but ok.

[auden-hearst-blog]

I just don't like the way other people explain things. 

[colin-j-cleary]

Ice and pop quizzes, both are the pains in my ass, one more literally than the other.

[auden-hearst-blog]

Did you all on the ice and bruise your bottom?

[bradley-jordan]

Isn’t that most math textbooks in general?

[auden-hearst-blog]

Are you trying to frighten me off from math?

[ofdaya]

Greek aliens, I bet. Let me see it?

[auden-hearst-blog]

What are Greek aliens? No I'm alright, people always get me way more confused when they try to help. I'm a self fixer.

[aussie-charlie-steele]

If it’s an addiction then even having one every now and then would give you an easy possibility to slip back into the addiction. 

[auden-hearst-blog]

Well it's obviously not a real addiction so I don't think that applies.

[ffsignacio-blog]

Mathematicians are certainly alien because no human wants to actually devote their life to math.  But I’m pretty good at basic statistic stuff if that’s what your stuck on — no offense.

[auden-hearst-blog]

Well now I'm offended. If you don't want to offend someone you shouldn't say no offence!

[savannah-burton-deactivated2016]

Sounds great, sign me up.

[auden-hearst-blog]

So ten gallons of coffee?

[blake-kennedy]

Huh… who knew.

[auden-hearst-blog]

Haven't you ever read the fine print?

[blake-kennedy]

Can aliens write?

[auden-hearst-blog]

Of course they can write, they publish all of the worlds math textbooks. 

[auden-hearst-blog]

Why is statistics so hard to understand? I swear this textbook was written by aliens.