Gromlin

Goal in life: bridge troll. In the meantime, imma shenanigan. ‘04 liner, female, Ace/Pan, she/her

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Masterlist

Heartmate

Chapter one

Heartmate (OC x Thorin) Bilbo found her, unconscious and shivering, on his doorstep. He dragged her inside and laid her on the bed in his g

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All three of my token whiteboy friends are in the same room……. We have entered a au

[pukicho]

Cave divers are our bravest, most useless soldiers

[fivetrench]

But without cave divers, who would rescue all the stuck cave divers?

[pukicho]

Every cave dive rescue operation involves a second, even more stuck cave diver.

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MLM core

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Going to a mandatory event to drink and play go fish on the floor in the back of the room

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Tunnel web spider living in a bong

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Academia is great after highschool, cause what do you mean I get to start a college paper with “Unfortunately enough, even with the existence of religion, life is one big quest for purpose that ends with a grade.”

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Went to go skateboard in a tennis court after dark. an unlit tennis court. left the car lights on and now it’s ded. i can push a decently large car though. Fun fact

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Just found out my brother sleepwalks. In the words of my mother “I need to go make sure he got back to bed cause sometimes I send him back to bed and then I find him in the fridge”

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I love visiting home during the school year in an ingredient household cause what do you mean I get to explain the boston molassacre because I had to make brown sugar for my coffee

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In class today, in the middle of talking about one of Tolkien’s works, my professor just stops and goes, “When Elon Musk makes his colony on Mars, it should be monks.”

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Guess who got called a ✨slur✨

[stealingpotatoes]

im always suuuuper chill when i see that service unavailable page

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10/10 would wreck and rend

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Sickness. Betrayal.

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A man just walked by me carrying an entire rotisserie chicken on a plate

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My biggest beef with Bridgerton rn is the complete lack of gun safety

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800ml iced maple latte