Some politician: What would our founding fathers say about this issue??
The founding fathers: Uh, do whatever you want I'm super DEAD.

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Some politician: What would our founding fathers say about this issue??
The founding fathers: Uh, do whatever you want I'm super DEAD.
me, with someone I have no interest in: lighthearted witty banter, often perceived by others as flirting.
me, with someone I’m interested in/actually trying to flirt with:
John Boyega’s impression of Daisy Ridley
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I’m starting my job at Facebook tomorrow and I’m stressing. I’m literally reteaching myself the basics of excel before I go to sleep.
i want a something that’s like a mistletoe except when someone stands under it they have to square up and fight me
#mistlefoe
The irony.
In case anyone is wondering, 99% chance he is telling the Native guy that he is being honored, despite him saying that it isn’t honoring him in any way
^^^and what he really means when he says that is, “this is all the honor I think you deserve and nothing more.”
great gatsby (2013): leonardo dicaprio is rich and screams at people
wolf of wallstreet (2013): leonardo dicaprio is rich and screams at people
django unchained (2012): leonardo dicaprio is rich and screams at people
Titanic (1997) leonardo dicaprio is poor and gets screamed at
Watch: Jacob’s upgrades could give Ethan even more ways to communicate.
Mr. Rock reminding you of the white male dominated entertainment industry’s racist fuckery.
Good ‘ol Chris, lol.
Chris Rock to me STAYS WOKE and even though he play well with others he still keeps it real as fuck about race.
I hate white people who insult Chris Rock. “He’s so angry!” they say. Angry? He’s smiling ear to ear almost constantly! Maybe he seems angry to you because he’s pointing out things you’d rather not hear.
The Signs + Hiding Their Emotions
Doesn’t: Cancer, Leo, Sagittarius
Tries but is bound to fall apart sooner or later: Pisces, Aries, Libra
Hides it well, only the people closest to them know how they really feel: Taurus, Aquarius, Capricorn
Fucking pro, they could be dying inside and no one knows: Virgo, Gemini, Scorpio
“I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha”
“open books not legs”
“why have tequila shots when you can have tea?”
“As always, late with Starbucks”
“modest is hottest”
“I’m not like those girls”
Bruce: I work better alone.
Alfred, pointing at the orphan tucked under Bruce's arm: And that is?
Bruce: This? it's nothing — [trips] [dozens of orphans spill out of cape] w-what a bunch of amateurs i these aren’t mine I’m just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen I just listen frick [orphans start backflipping across the floor] no wait I’m holding them for a friend just listen
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