JustTheAuditor

THIS ACCOUNT IS FOR FUN DO NOT BE RUDE Also the blog owner is a adult

[auditorschaos]

Official blog welcome post

This blog is related to canon as much as possible whilst still being goofy im merely doing this for fun.

feel free to interact in anyway hell you can confess something if you want.

i will post ooc sometimes and other times random stuff

also PHOBOS IS A MINION

btw Auditor’s pronouns are They/It

Blog owners pronouns are He/him :)

I try to respond as much as possible so yeah (also I’m dyslexic so if i misspell anything TELL ME PLEASE)

I totally didn’t forget to do this earlier haha

I can't draw so I used gachalife 2 (might change it if they ever get drawn)

Partnered Blogs:

@killingandviolencefan2002 Hank

@atp-child their oc

@aahw-agent grunt that i bully daily :)

@director-phobos <- you already know him its in the name

Tired of The Auditor? Well i have a second blog @anstrangeentity

Tired of The Madness? Here’s my ultrakill roleplay blog @bluegopro

[auditorschaos]

Yknow what I'm exposing my friend for bad grammer

He can't stop me from posting on main

[auditorschaos]

Lowkey I gotta post more

But I don't wanna

I'm having to much fun playing with my OCS

[divodevs]

working on something...

Do not repost. Thank you

Using my art for AI model training is strictly prohibited and goes against my copyright.

spoilers:

This is a cast list for unforsaken: me and @bagelblue's legally distinct forsaken "au" that isn't really an au it's its own thing because we don't want to be associated with forsaken but still have shit going on with all the characters and love them too much LMFAO

And yes @weirdo-autumn of course I remember you 🫶

[auditorschaos]

iM sorry but bald Builderman made me giggle

(Ignore my keyboard being weird)

[auditorschaos]

WHY IS EVERYONE LIKING MY ONE POST RESPONDING TO AUDID

Me giggling at it cannot be that funny guys

[auditorschaos]

Are you a bug - @wryndow

I am not a bug

If I were anything understandable to you it would be a dragon

Though I do think mantis are quite a interesting species

[killingandviolencefan2002]

thounth like. thomething a bug would. thay.

[auditorschaos]

HOW DO YOU KEEP GETTING IN HERE

[auditorschaos]

Are you a bug - @wryndow

I am not a bug

If I were anything understandable to you it would be a dragon

Though I do think mantis are quite a interesting species

[auditorschaos]

whoever the FUCK had that loud ass firework last night I will find you istg

I'm taking all the explosives from them

Created THE FIREWORK of doom with whatever the hell they had

[auditorschaos]

Hazmat: "Alright... testing showed that this should hopefully work... hmm... Alright! Start 'er up!"

*the non-discript machine powers on and a mysterious portal opens up ooo spooky... The "volunteer" who was in a jumpsuit and wearing a gas mask and carrying a M1911 and several other devices steps through and to... here? They look around and cough... not a good sign.*

//hey! I noticed you followed me and I am super honored! and I also saw that you are running a askblog so I wanted to do an interaction if that's fine with you!

- @examination-askblog

you feel as if the shadows themselves are watching you

How strange

[examination-askblog]

*the "volunteer" flinched as they heard the voice. They radio in to the Menlo Research Department.*

The "Volunteer": Hey uh... I *cough* I heard a voice? No not because of the WE-30. And actual voice... it didn't sound friendly...

"Hazmat: Alright. Remember that you are infected and now hold no value. Move on. If you turn and if whatever that is in there with you is hostile will have a run in for their money. Your concern is noted, proceed."

"ugh..."

*the "volunteer" sighs and moves on, turning on their military grade flashlight and setting up several blue coloured glowsticks. Each one was marked as "Navigation" and the "volunteer" coughs more violently. But mind as well do something for his nation before turning.*

[auditorschaos]

You are greeted with two red eyes peering at you from the dark

Quite entertaining to see such a odd creature here

You clearly don't belong here

Something is wrong with you I can sense it

[examination-askblog]

The "Volunteer": "I uh... yeah something is wrong with me..." *they admit hesitantly,* "uhm... so what do you want? We... well they want to find a cure to stop what is happening on the other side."

*the "volunteer shifts their weight nervously. their eyes darting around taking note of the area.*

"Killing me won't do you any good. it will just bring what plagues us to you... and you do not want that."

*they shudder at the thought.*

[auditorschaos]

Manifested infront of them

Now why would I kill you?

You are far to interesting for that

[auditorschaos]

Opennion orf AUDID 😡😡😡😡😡😡

Is this an attempt at mimicking me? Quite amusing

[auditorschaos]

Hazmat: "Alright... testing showed that this should hopefully work... hmm... Alright! Start 'er up!"

*the non-discript machine powers on and a mysterious portal opens up ooo spooky... The "volunteer" who was in a jumpsuit and wearing a gas mask and carrying a M1911 and several other devices steps through and to... here? They look around and cough... not a good sign.*

//hey! I noticed you followed me and I am super honored! and I also saw that you are running a askblog so I wanted to do an interaction if that's fine with you!

- @examination-askblog

you feel as if the shadows themselves are watching you

How strange

[examination-askblog]

*the "volunteer" flinched as they heard the voice. They radio in to the Menlo Research Department.*

The "Volunteer": Hey uh... I *cough* I heard a voice? No not because of the WE-30. And actual voice... it didn't sound friendly...

"Hazmat: Alright. Remember that you are infected and now hold no value. Move on. If you turn and if whatever that is in there with you is hostile will have a run in for their money. Your concern is noted, proceed."

"ugh..."

*the "volunteer" sighs and moves on, turning on their military grade flashlight and setting up several blue coloured glowsticks. Each one was marked as "Navigation" and the "volunteer" coughs more violently. But mind as well do something for his nation before turning.*

[auditorschaos]

You are greeted with two red eyes peering at you from the dark

Quite entertaining to see such a odd creature here

You clearly don't belong here

Something is wrong with you I can sense it

[auditorschaos]

Hazmat: "Alright... testing showed that this should hopefully work... hmm... Alright! Start 'er up!"

*the non-discript machine powers on and a mysterious portal opens up ooo spooky... The "volunteer" who was in a jumpsuit and wearing a gas mask and carrying a M1911 and several other devices steps through and to... here? They look around and cough... not a good sign.*

//hey! I noticed you followed me and I am super honored! and I also saw that you are running a askblog so I wanted to do an interaction if that's fine with you!

- @examination-askblog

you feel as if the shadows themselves are watching you

How strange

[ghostycheese]

Now why is my friends list filled with agents

[glfry]

[CW: Vomit mention] This is unironically my inner monologue

[clownkillsyou]

COME THE FUCK ON

[yet2bdamned]

[this is a roleplay blog run by @daily-madcom-drawings btw!! I'll make a proper intro at some point eventually]

[aahw-agent]

My boss is just terrifying sometimes also lesson learned that I shouldn’t bring in cake to the workplace

[auditorschaos]

you didn’t share >:(