#literally auditor posts

[auditorschaos]

Not So Daily Update

With Christmas soon this is the ONE time i’m letting you fools have free time but do not forget our goal

@director-phobos also Phobos your a bitch

[auditorschaos]

Hazmat: "Alright... testing showed that this should hopefully work... hmm... Alright! Start 'er up!"

*the non-discript machine powers on and a mysterious portal opens up ooo spooky... The "volunteer" who was in a jumpsuit and wearing a gas mask and carrying a M1911 and several other devices steps through and to... here? They look around and cough... not a good sign.*

//hey! I noticed you followed me and I am super honored! and I also saw that you are running a askblog so I wanted to do an interaction if that's fine with you!

- @examination-askblog

you feel as if the shadows themselves are watching you

How strange

[auditorschaos]

Oh my gosh...

Mx. Auditor! It's an honor to be followed by such a cool guy!

- humbly, a sentient explosion

hello there

[auditorschaos]

Are you a bug - @wryndow

I am not a bug

If I were anything understandable to you it would be a dragon

Though I do think mantis are quite a interesting species

[auditorschaos]

Hank is basically a feral dog

It’s true you cannot deny it

[auditorschaos]

Boss, can I get a day off from work today?

No

[auditorschaos]

Auditor where do you buy all of your energy drinks? And what flavour do you recommend?

As it stands i cannot give a human or grunt a recommendation on drinks or food as i do not taste however there is are websites and in store sections for those

Perhaps consider asking a mortal entity this question

[auditorschaos]

So uh it’s that time of month

anyways im projecting my cramps onto Phobos because i dont like him