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@audreyblake
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❝If you don’t get that thing out of my face in the next three seconds, I’m going to break it.❞
isabellaxnikolov:
The crisp fall breeze nipped at Isabella’s fingertips and nose, whispering foreshadowing secrets of winter, which was very soon approaching. Her overcoat billowed in the wind, yet no part of her felt the chill riding the breeze; instead, she relished in the cold and welcomed winter with open arms. At least once the trees finally succumbed and became empty skeletons, Isabella could relish in the fact that most people stayed in their houses during the day and early night, and she would have the streets to herself.
But today, the town of Bentley was lit with false joy and revelry, all while throwing a festival celebrating the fact that dead bodies painted the history of Bentley red as crimson. It might have been the slightest bit bearable, if not for the irritating argumentative greeting by the woman at Isabella’s side.
Somehow, she always reminded Isabella of those wine mothers that had peaked as the cheerleader in high school and now basked their days away wearing juicy tracksuits, despite the fact that she was considered “successful” by most in their small town.
She wouldn’t argue, the bitch was well known for her skills in business throughout Bentley, but no one, no one, spoke to Isabella as if she were nothing. She raised an eyebrow to accompany her pursed lips. “Sorry about that, I seem to have mistaken you for my pet dog, I used to tell him everything. But strangely,” she looked her up and down, as if considering Audrey’s visual relation to her old cocker spaniel, Rufus, “the resemblance is absolutely uncanny. But don’t worry, Rufus was always an uncalled for pain in the ass too, at least until I took pity on him and gave him my leftovers.”
Lacerating strangers was something of an art, and one that Audrey had a knack for. Isabella was nothing more than a stranger to her, but that didn’t stop Audrey from entertaining a conversation with a young girl who believed she could somehow find some kind of edge by quipping witticisms. If she had been more present, Audrey would’ve appreciated the effort; as it was, however, she continued tapping the screen of her phone as the brunette droned on about Audrey’s dog-like qualities. ❝That’s one I haven’t heard before,❞ she admitted with no amount of interest or appreciation. ❝But that’s likely because I don’t make a habit of hanging out with middle school girls.❞ A smile that didn’t quite touch her eyes found its way to the corners of her mouth.
An electronic ‘woosh’ signaled that her message had been completed and sent off to the desired recipient, giving Audrey the time to take stock in the girl who stood beside her. None of the physical cues amounted to anything when paired with the gut-wrenching sense of foreboding that came from looking at the brunette too long. It was a feeling becoming entirely too familiar in Bentley -- - Audrey would meet someone, like that fucking cowboy hat-wearing grocer, and would immediately feel as if something wasn’t quite right. There was no reason to experience anything but indifference when looking at the girl -- - she was pretty enough, not overly tall, put together, and Audrey would’ve thought she was delightfully bitchy if they had gotten off on the right foot - -- but there was a sensation that the girl was... off. Whatever it was, it fueled the fires of her aggravation.
❝Funny that I’m a ‘pain in the ass’ now that I’m not giving the attention you clearly didn’t get from your mother.❞ A soft alert from her phone went ignored in favor of this new girl, which was a rare occasion in and of itself, but Audrey didn’t necessarily want to turn her back on someone who put off such a terrible aura. ❝Don’t you have somewhere you need to be? Maybe some friends who would actually like to hear you bitch about anything under the sun?❞
eleanorxdubois:
“My vote is for the woman over there wearing crocs in public.”
❝Hm?❞ It took all of three seconds for Audrey to find the offending party, then an extra two more to scowl. That wasn’t going to stop her from firing back at Eleanor with undue venom, though. ❝Good eye. You should probably ask how she managed to get them out of your closet. Maybe change your locks.❞
Sawyer + Audrey
sawyerwalker:
He’d hardly given gripping her hand a second thought, but from his peripheral he could catch her evolution of expressions. Ultimately, all that mattered was that she applied pressure to his own hand. That was cool acceptance. Neither of them had given into a discussion about what exactly was going on between them but it had yet to hinder any of Sawyer’s favorite parts so it lacked the need to be brought up. They were operating just fine without mentioning this or that.
“Kind of?” He repeated. That, he supposed, was a no. What she said next, however, irked him immensely. He threw his head back in anguish. “You couldn’t have thought of that fifteen minutes ago?” Sawyer huffed, mood now dampened by the lost prospect. “Funnel cake for sure, but fried pickles? What the fuck? It’s a carnival not a cheap restaurant.” He teased as if there was a barrier as to what would be fried in this environment. Regardless, he pulled her left towards a stand advertising a fair mix of things, one of which was the aforementioned funnel cake. “I’m still pissed about the weed.” He said, stepping into line. “If I’d taken the Hellcat…” he trailed off thinking about the paraphernalia in the glove box next to the owner’s manual & registration.
As abrasive as she was, there were just some things that Audrey preferred not to address as a point of contention. Whatever they were doing was fine as it stood; as long as they continued down the same path, Audrey found no reason to bring in labels or set up boundaries. The thought of losing one of the only tolerable people in Bentley because of an avoidable conversation wasn’t a pleasant one and wasn’t something she would entertain the thought of. Her hand was in his, they were trying to find heart-attack inducing food, and that was enough for her.
Exasperation wasn’t what she expected to be expressed when she mentioned getting high, but his head was thrown back and she was caught off-guard. The idea was a tantalizing one but had only been given a passing thought until Sawyer’s dramatics began. ❝I assumed you wouldn’t want to smoke before doing your job.❞ Dumb assumption. Audrey couldn’t imagine Sawyer being sober while talking to families about the relative he had spoken to in The Great Beyond. ❝There’s always tomorrow.❞ Which implied she would trek with him to find more fried food the day. Not such a bad result.
Her mouth contorted in order to keep a smile at bay when they stepped into the queue. ❝I don’t want to hear criticisms about fried pickles from a man who would probably eat a ham sandwich from his trashcan if it looked fresh enough.❞ Bone apple tea, bitch.
He remained hung up on the weed, but the prospect that they could’ve smoked before heading to the festival did make things a little more bitter. ❝Then it’s your fault that we don’t have any weed. Lack of foresight. Are you sure you should be a business owner?❞
Sawyer + Audrey
sawyerwalker:
“No obstacles can keep me from a dog, Audrey.” He was joking, but the assertion stood. It wasn’t as if there wasn’t truth behind the statement anyway. Irregardless, Sawyer followed Audrey’s leave having no interest in the anti-cause. “We’ll see how the day goes.” Sawyer replied with a smirk as he took up Audrey’s hand in his.
“I told you that wasn’t the dog.” Sawyer said, turning to look at her as they stepped off the curb. “I got… tangled.” Sawyer lied, forgetting the initial poor excuse he’d used to get Chub out from under Audrey’s red hot gaze of disapproval. Chub, as he’d been affectionately named, had already been returned to his real owner free of any body issues. “You hungry?” He asked, his eyes taking in the options as they strolled past. It wasn’t a challenge to find a time when he wasn’t, but the prospect of good old fashioned fair food had been on his mind for the past seventy-two hours. Needless to say, his mouth was watering & the prospect of setting up shop & faking through a couple dozen conversations deserved a carb load.
❝Right, right. You were the one who tore down my blinds -- - how could I forget?❞ She dryly entertained the thought, but shrugged it off easily with a joke of her own, ❝I guess you’re what I won’t be taking home, then.❞ More ribbing might have been in order, but the unceremonious way in which he took her hand did catch her off guard. He hadn’t missed a beat, but Audrey looked at their meshed fingers with something between horror and surprise, though she didn’t let go. On the contrary, she settled on giving his hand a squeeze and leaving it at that; better that he was holding her hand in public than something else. Besides, she didn’t necessarily mind being able to give his hand a tug or a squeeze in order to get his attention every now and again.
Was she hungry? Yes. But was she hungry enough to suffer through fair food for Sawyer’s sake? ❝Kind of.❞ A shining moment of altruism that left her momentarily beaming with pride at her own self-sacrifice. ❝Whatever they’ve got here would probably be better if I was high.❞ The entire fucking festival would’ve been less grating if she had been smart enough to take a few hits from a joint, but there was no way to make that happen now. As it stood, she would remain dreadfully sober for the duration of the day. ❝Actually, I do want to find a funnel cake at some point. Or fried pickles. Do they do that here? Honestly, why the fuck is this town selling deep fried Oreos to honor the dead?❞
Sawyer + Audrey
ssawyerwalker:
Map of festival still neatly folded in his hand, Sawyer had found a detour just as things were beginning to pick up. He’d yet to find his actual designated booth when he’d made a b-line for a group separated from the throng of festival goers. He’d hardly noticed the intentional separation, slipping under the yellow BPD blockade without anyone saying a word. A couple dirty looks were ignored as he bent low to offer his hand for a Lab to smell. “Can I pet him?” He asked, looking up at the woman wielding a sign for something he didn’t bother to read. Given an annoyed go-ahead, it was a go-ahead none the less & Sawyer had immediately attracted another leashed animal. He spread the love, crouched low & scratching chins until he was standing again & immediately heard his name. He turned, a smile glued to his face. “What?” He called back. It wasn’t until then that he took notice of the chants around him. Forget the signs. What pupper wouldn’t like a street fair? The dogs were obviously on the wrong side of the barricade & he felt for all of them at once. “No.” He reported back, a disgruntled look on his face as he pushed his way towards the separator. “Fuck,” he said, accenting his ducking back under the barricade. “Bye.” He said quite casually to Siberian Husky that tugged forward after him. Turning back as he stepped towards Audrey, he read a few of the poster board signs before facing front. “My B. What a bunch of cunts.”
There were dogs. Of course. Everything became incredibly clear as Sawyer detached from the crowd, offering his goodbyes to the only dog that took notice of his departure. The urge to rub the bridge of her nose was quelled, the action avoided and replace with a begrudging smile and sharp exhale. It was altogether ridiculous that Sawyer could become so distracted by a dog, but it was entirely too expected and not surprising in the slightest. Put a dog within a certain radius of the man, and he would develop a sudden case of tunnel-vision. Though she’d never say as much, Audrey almost found the trait endearing.
❝Did the barricade not tip you off?❞ Her gaze was pulled to the signs, some crudely drawn and others faded as if they had been sitting in a basement for the duration of the year. Clearly, this was an organized effort that spanned a series of festivals; their efforts apparently hadn’t paid off, however, as people continued ambling across Main Street with food on sticks and cheaply-made game prizes. If Audrey had half a heart, she might’ve felt some sort of sympathy for the protestors who were ignored overall, but she found no use in wasting her time on a group of middle-aged and elderly people who were chanting out of rhythm about a festival that would be over in a matter of days. Sawyer had crossed the barricade and had a chance to examine the posterboards himself, which was far more interesting than whatever the group was screeching.
❝I’m overwhelmed with second-hand embarrassment just by standing here,❞ she cringed. With that in mind, she tugged his arm to indicate that it was time to find whatever booth he had been given, ❝We’re not taking any of these dogs home. I mean that.❞ She didn’t, and they would likely end up with a dog in either of their respective homes by the time the festival was over, but Audrey seemed resolute as she fixed him with a stern look. ❝I’m still upset that the last one destroyed my blinds.❞
Sawyer + Audrey
How she had managed to get separated from Sawyer was anybody’s guess, but Audrey navigated the throng of festival-goers with a scowl on her face because of it. When she did finally spot him, it was in the most unlikely place; he stood with the crowd of vehement protesters who continued chanting their half-assed slogans at passerbys who waltzed into the festival in which Sawyer had a booth. Equal parts confused and curious, she quickened her pace until she was able to reach out and grab his arm, ❝Sawyer, what the fuck?❞ He wasn’t stupid -- - Audrey wouldn’t have given him a second look if he was - -- but she had to wonder about what his mindset was in standing with a crowd of perhaps the most obnoxious people in Bentley. ❝Are you seriously protesting?❞
❝I don’t know which is worse -- - the fact that this festival exists, or the people screaming about how disrespectful it is.❞
isabellaxnikolov:
Isabella walked into the town center, just hoping to grab a burger and fries before things got too crazy and filled with commercialized booths and gooey feelings of loss and compassion for the festival. It made her a little sick, and yet, unless something better came along, she would certainly find herself there once the lights came up and the food trucks started cooking. “So… this is what they call ‘honoring the dead’, huh?” She asked with her fingers making dramatic quotations in the air. “Seems more like an excuse to sell bad hand-made jewelry and lanterns to wandering visitors and old cat women who haven’t left their home since their husbands, Sherman, died.”
Acrylic nails tap-tap-tapped precisely against the LCD screen of a smartphone held by a woman who couldn’t have possibly seemed less interested in the festival beginning to take shape around her. Why she had even left her house was a mystery, but nothing could change the fact that she was standing at a crosswalk looking entirely overdressed for the occasion of -- - god, what was it? Some kind of memorial thing. That’s what her secretary had insisted, anyway, and what led her to believe the occasion might be a little more somber instead of looking like a picture between the pages of a book about weird small town festivals. God forbid she hold Bentley to some kind of standard; expecting them to mourn like normal people was too much.
Her own annoyance might have led one to believe that she would take any opportunity to complain about the goings on in Bentley. Unfortunately, this was far from the case. Audrey would rather have been on her way, phone in hand and e-mail half-finished while she navigated through crowds of people hanging lanterns and ribbons on streetlamps. Instead of that, she was left to look up from the screen and address a woman who seemed share the same sentiment as she did about the Spectacle. Had she not already been inconvenienced and agitated, Audrey might have agreed with the stranger. As it was, however, she sized the girl up and regarded her with silence while her eyes narrowed.
❝I’m sorry, was I speaking to you?❞ A succinct sentiment followed by a quick once-over of the brunette, ❝Because I don’t really recall asking for someone’s opinion on about ...❞ The curl of her lip betrayed her distaste for the festival itself, an indication that she did agree with the other woman to some extent. The lazy and dismissive motion of her hand would’ve done the same, but she still sneered a description of all the decorations and camaraderie, ❝... all of this.❞
Better Off High | Audrey + Sawyer
sawyerwalker:
It had taken Sawyer exactly forty-six minutes to get to Audrey’s house. It was defining if only because it usually took less than twenty. The reason for the useless addition of minutes was a direct result of Sawyer’s decision to take his vintage Honda.
He’d blame the low idle on the change in weather; fall had seeped itself onto the town like a wet blanket. Cooler temperatures, that’s what would un-calibrate the bike, or so he’d tell himself in vain as the bike died at another stoplight. He’d put his hand out. ‘Sorry, sorry’ he’d wave at the cars around him as he stomped on the kick start until his calf was burning. Yes, it was the cloudy skies & change in color & not the fact that even after all this time, he was still shit at cleaning a carb. So he’d carried on, groaning any time he was forced to obey a stop sign or light.
Sitting comfortably on Audrey’s couch he could feel the soreness already as he flexed the toe of his boots. He sighed, though it may have been unclear why. “Got any blood thinners?” Sawyer asked thinly, casting his head back so he could look for Audrey. Standing, he caught sight of his reflection & grimaced. The helmet paired with his current displeasure with the length of his hair, made quite the incoherent mess atop his head. Brushing a hand through it, he reached into his front pocket & pulled out a Zip-Loc baggie. “I brought this in case we get bored.” He dangled the pungent bag from his index finger & thumb.
Punctuality was something Audrey valued in a person, which explained the single message she sent Sawyer when he was more than fifteen minutes late. You’d better be dead or bringing something nice. Simple, but it got the point across well enough. She slid her phone back to its former position on the coffee table and curled up with a thin packet of printed emails that needed to be read before her next meeting. By the time that she finished skimming over the last few pages, Sawyer was at her door and well on his way to making himself at home.
If she had seen the fantastic display of skill and desperation that got him to her home, she would’ve been much more likely to spend the next few hours poking fun at him. Instead, Audrey focused her efforts on finding whatever bottle was open and held enough alcohol for both of them. In the end, she went for the nearly-untouched Macallan and the first two glasses she found.
“Got any blood thinners?”
❝Nope.❞ Both the scotch and the glasses found their way to the coffee table, leaving Audrey to pour their drinks and turn just in time to catch a glimpse of the baggie procured from Sawyer’s pocket. The arch of her left brow and tilt of her head wasn’t at all necessary to show that her interest was piqued, but the physical signs were presented along with a few steps in his direction. ❝Smart man. You brought it, so we may as well not wait until we’re bored.❞ While she sipped from her drink, she offered his forward without a second thought. It was an exchange that had become comfortable, a welcome relief from fixing a single drink and going to bed alone. ❝So what exactly is it? Where’d you get it?❞
haunted-fletcher:
“You can stop looking at me like that, I’m not doing anything.”
❝That’s exactly why I’m looking at you. Did you not hear me, or do you need me to say it slower?❞
Charlize Theron by Brian Bowen Smith, 2011.
warning: 2 hot 2 handle
19/10 VERY TRUE
“Seriously? You’re following me? I’m really not in the fucking mood right now.”
Truth be told, Audrey was more interested in the phone in her hand than she was the girl walking a few meters in front of her. If she hadn’t spoken, Audrey wouldn’t have paid attention to her at all. Unfortunately, the brunette decided to shatter the blonde’s concentration, so Audrey was forced to look up from her screen and do a quick scan of the girl in front of her.
Young. Seventeen -- - eighteen, maybe. Clearly conceited. Obviously entitled bitch.
Audrey didn’t have enough time in the day to waste on lacerating strangers, but it was a hobby she indulged in every chance she got.
❝I don’t know if you’re aware of how sidewalks usually work, but it’s possible for two people to be walking in the same direction. I know this town is small, so you’ve probably never had the pleasure of having company, but I can’t think of a single person who would waste their time following around a bitchy little girl. Now, if you’ll excuse me.❞ Her attention shifted back to her phone without a moments hesitation as Audrey made to move past the girl, hoping she could make it very clear that following a stranger was not on her agenda.