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âIf you donât get that thing out of my face in the next three seconds, Iâm going to break it.â

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âIf you donât get that thing out of my face in the next three seconds, Iâm going to break it.â
isabellaxnikolov:
The crisp fall breeze nipped at Isabellaâs fingertips and nose, whispering foreshadowing secrets of winter, which was very soon approaching. Her overcoat billowed in the wind, yet no part of her felt the chill riding the breeze; instead, she relished in the cold and welcomed winter with open arms. At least once the trees finally succumbed and became empty skeletons, Isabella could relish in the fact that most people stayed in their houses during the day and early night, and she would have the streets to herself.
But today, the town of Bentley was lit with false joy and revelry, all while throwing a festival celebrating the fact that dead bodies painted the history of Bentley red as crimson. It might have been the slightest bit bearable, if not for the irritating argumentative greeting by the woman at Isabellaâs side.
Somehow, she always reminded Isabella of those wine mothers that had peaked as the cheerleader in high school and now basked their days away wearing juicy tracksuits, despite the fact that she was considered âsuccessfulâ by most in their small town.
She wouldnât argue, the bitch was well known for her skills in business throughout Bentley, but no one, no one, spoke to Isabella as if she were nothing. She raised an eyebrow to accompany her pursed lips. âSorry about that, I seem to have mistaken you for my pet dog, I used to tell him everything. But strangely,â she looked her up and down, as if considering Audreyâs visual relation to her old cocker spaniel, Rufus, âthe resemblance is absolutely uncanny. But donât worry, Rufus was always an uncalled for pain in the ass too, at least until I took pity on him and gave him my leftovers.â
Lacerating strangers was something of an art, and one that Audrey had a knack for. Isabella was nothing more than a stranger to her, but that didnât stop Audrey from entertaining a conversation with a young girl who believed she could somehow find some kind of edge by quipping witticisms. If she had been more present, Audrey wouldâve appreciated the effort; as it was, however, she continued tapping the screen of her phone as the brunette droned on about Audreyâs dog-like qualities. âThatâs one I havenât heard before,â she admitted with no amount of interest or appreciation. âBut thatâs likely because I donât make a habit of hanging out with middle school girls.â A smile that didnât quite touch her eyes found its way to the corners of her mouth.
An electronic âwooshâ signaled that her message had been completed and sent off to the desired recipient, giving Audrey the time to take stock in the girl who stood beside her. None of the physical cues amounted to anything when paired with the gut-wrenching sense of foreboding that came from looking at the brunette too long. It was a feeling becoming entirely too familiar in Bentley -- - Audrey would meet someone, like that fucking cowboy hat-wearing grocer, and would immediately feel as if something wasnât quite right. There was no reason to experience anything but indifference when looking at the girl -- - she was pretty enough, not overly tall, put together, and Audrey wouldâve thought she was delightfully bitchy if they had gotten off on the right foot - --  but there was a sensation that the girl was... off. Whatever it was, it fueled the fires of her aggravation.Â
âFunny that Iâm a âpain in the assâ now that Iâm not giving the attention you clearly didnât get from your mother.â A soft alert from her phone went ignored in favor of this new girl, which was a rare occasion in and of itself, but Audrey didnât necessarily want to turn her back on someone who put off such a terrible aura. âDonât you have somewhere you need to be? Maybe some friends who would actually like to hear you bitch about anything under the sun?â
eleanorxdubois:
âMy vote is for the woman over there wearing crocs in public.â
âHm?â It took all of three seconds for Audrey to find the offending party, then an extra two more to scowl. That wasnât going to stop her from firing back at Eleanor with undue venom, though. Â âGood eye. You should probably ask how she managed to get them out of your closet. Maybe change your locks.â
Sawyer + Audrey
sawyerwalker:
Heâd hardly given gripping her hand a second thought, but from his peripheral he could catch her evolution of expressions. Ultimately, all that mattered was that she applied pressure to his own hand. That was cool acceptance. Neither of them had given into a discussion about what exactly was going on between them but it had yet to hinder any of Sawyerâs favorite parts so it lacked the need to be brought up. They were operating just fine without mentioning this or that.Â
âKind of?â He repeated. That, he supposed, was a no. What she said next, however, irked him immensely. He threw his head back in anguish. âYou couldnât have thought of that fifteen minutes ago?â Sawyer huffed, mood now dampened by the lost prospect. âFunnel cake for sure, but fried pickles? What the fuck? Itâs a carnival not a cheap restaurant.â He teased as if there was a barrier as to what would be fried in this environment. Regardless, he pulled her left towards a stand advertising a fair mix of things, one of which was the aforementioned funnel cake. âIâm still pissed about the weed.â He said, stepping into line. âIf Iâd taken the HellcatâŠâ he trailed off thinking about the paraphernalia in the glove box next to the ownerâs manual & registration.
As abrasive as she was, there were just some things that Audrey preferred not to address as a point of contention. Whatever they were doing was fine as it stood; as long as they continued down the same path, Audrey found no reason to bring in labels or set up boundaries. The thought of losing one of the only tolerable people in Bentley because of an avoidable conversation wasnât a pleasant one and wasnât something she would entertain the thought of. Her hand was in his, they were trying to find heart-attack inducing food, and that was enough for her.Â
Exasperation wasnât what she expected to be expressed when she mentioned getting high, but his head was thrown back and she was caught off-guard. The idea was a tantalizing one but had only been given a passing thought until Sawyerâs dramatics began. âI assumed you wouldnât want to smoke before doing your job.â Dumb assumption. Audrey couldnât imagine Sawyer being sober while talking to families about the relative he had spoken to in The Great Beyond. âThereâs always tomorrow.â Which implied she would trek with him to find more fried food the day. Not such a bad result.Â
Her mouth contorted in order to keep a smile at bay when they stepped into the queue. âI donât want to hear criticisms about fried pickles from a man who would probably eat a ham sandwich from his trashcan if it looked fresh enough.â Bone apple tea, bitch.Â
He remained hung up on the weed, but the prospect that they couldâve smoked before heading to the festival did make things a little more bitter. âThen itâs your fault that we donât have any weed. Lack of foresight. Are you sure you should be a business owner?â
Sawyer + Audrey
sawyerwalker:
âNo obstacles can keep me from a dog, Audrey.â He was joking, but the assertion stood. It wasnât as if there wasnât truth behind the statement anyway. Irregardless, Sawyer followed Audreyâs leave having no interest in the anti-cause. âWeâll see how the day goes.â Sawyer replied with a smirk as he took up Audreyâs hand in his.Â
âI told you that wasnât the dog.â Sawyer said, turning to look at her as they stepped off the curb. âI got⊠tangled.â Sawyer lied, forgetting the initial poor excuse heâd used to get Chub out from under Audreyâs red hot gaze of disapproval. Chub, as heâd been affectionately named, had already been returned to his real owner free of any body issues. âYou hungry?â He asked, his eyes taking in the options as they strolled past. It wasnât a challenge to find a time when he wasnât, but the prospect of good old fashioned fair food had been on his mind for the past seventy-two hours. Needless to say, his mouth was watering & the prospect of setting up shop & faking through a couple dozen conversations deserved a carb load.
 âRight, right. You were the one who tore down my blinds -- - how could I forget?â She dryly entertained the thought, but shrugged it off easily with a joke of her own, âI guess youâre what I wonât be taking home, then.â More ribbing might have been in order, but the unceremonious way in which he took her hand did catch her off guard. He hadnât missed a beat, but Audrey looked at their meshed fingers with something between horror and surprise, though she didnât let go. On the contrary, she settled on giving his hand a squeeze and leaving it at that; better that he was holding her hand in public than something else. Besides, she didnât necessarily mind being able to give his hand a tug or a squeeze in order to get his attention every now and again.
Was she hungry? Yes. But was she hungry enough to suffer through fair food for Sawyerâs sake? âKind of.â A shining moment of altruism that left her momentarily beaming with pride at her own self-sacrifice. Â âWhatever theyâve got here would probably be better if I was high.â The entire fucking festival wouldâve been less grating if she had been smart enough to take a few hits from a joint, but there was no way to make that happen now. As it stood, she would remain dreadfully sober for the duration of the day. Â âActually, I do want to find a funnel cake at some point. Or fried pickles. Do they do that here? Honestly, why the fuck is this town selling deep fried Oreos to honor the dead?â
Sawyer + Audrey
ssawyerwalker:
Map of festival still neatly folded in his hand, Sawyer had found a detour just as things were beginning to pick up. Heâd yet to find his actual designated booth when heâd made a b-line for a group separated from the throng of festival goers. Heâd hardly noticed the intentional separation, slipping under the yellow BPD blockade without anyone saying a word. A couple dirty looks were ignored as he bent low to offer his hand for a Lab to smell. âCan I pet him?â He asked, looking up at the woman wielding a sign for something he didnât bother to read. Given an annoyed go-ahead, it was a go-ahead none the less & Sawyer had immediately attracted another leashed animal. He spread the love, crouched low & scratching chins until he was standing again & immediately heard his name. He turned, a smile glued to his face. âWhat?â He called back. It wasnât until then that he took notice of the chants around him. Forget the signs. What pupper wouldnât like a street fair? The dogs were obviously on the wrong side of the barricade & he felt for all of them at once. âNo.â He reported back, a disgruntled look on his face as he pushed his way towards the separator. âFuck,â he said, accenting his ducking back under the barricade. âBye.â He said quite casually to Siberian Husky that tugged forward after him. Turning back as he stepped towards Audrey, he read a few of the poster board signs before facing front. âMy B. What a bunch of cunts.â
There were dogs. Of course. Everything became incredibly clear as Sawyer detached from the crowd, offering his goodbyes to the only dog that took notice of his departure. The urge to rub the bridge of her nose was quelled, the action avoided and replace with a begrudging smile and sharp exhale. Â It was altogether ridiculous that Sawyer could become so distracted by a dog, but it was entirely too expected and not surprising in the slightest. Put a dog within a certain radius of the man, and he would develop a sudden case of tunnel-vision. Though sheâd never say as much, Audrey almost found the trait endearing.
  âDid the barricade not tip you off?â Her gaze was pulled to the signs, some crudely drawn and others faded as if they had been sitting in a basement for the duration of the year. Clearly, this was an organized effort that spanned a series of festivals; their efforts apparently hadnât paid off, however, as people continued ambling across Main Street with food on sticks and cheaply-made game prizes. If Audrey had half a heart, she mightâve felt some sort of sympathy for the protestors who were ignored overall, but she found no use in wasting her time on a group of middle-aged and elderly people who were chanting out of rhythm about a festival that would be over in a matter of days. Sawyer had crossed the barricade and had a chance to examine the posterboards himself, which was far more interesting than whatever the group was screeching. Â
 âIâm overwhelmed with second-hand embarrassment just by standing here,â she cringed. With that in mind, she tugged his arm to indicate that it was time to find whatever booth he had been given, âWeâre not taking any of these dogs home. I mean that.â She didnât, and they would likely end up with a dog in either of their respective homes by the time the festival was over, but Audrey seemed resolute as she fixed him with a stern look. âIâm still upset that the last one destroyed my blinds.â
Sawyer + Audrey
How she had managed to get separated from Sawyer was anybodyâs guess, but Audrey navigated the throng of festival-goers with a scowl on her face because of it.  When she did finally spot him, it was in the most unlikely place; he stood with the crowd of vehement protesters who continued chanting their half-assed slogans at passerbys who waltzed into the festival in which Sawyer had a booth. Equal parts confused and curious, she quickened her pace until she was able to reach out and grab his arm, âSawyer, what the fuck?â He wasnât stupid -- - Audrey wouldnât have given him a second look if he was - -- but she had to wonder about what his mindset was in standing with a crowd of perhaps the most obnoxious people in Bentley. âAre you seriously protesting?â
âI donât know which is worse -- - the fact that this festival exists, or the people screaming about how disrespectful it is.âÂ
isabellaxnikolov:
Isabella walked into the town center, just hoping to grab a burger and fries before things got too crazy and filled with commercialized booths and gooey feelings of loss and compassion for the festival. It made her a little sick, and yet, unless something better came along, she would certainly find herself there once the lights came up and the food trucks started cooking. âSo⊠this is what they call âhonoring the deadâ, huh?â She asked with her fingers making dramatic quotations in the air. âSeems more like an excuse to sell bad hand-made jewelry and lanterns to wandering visitors and old cat women who havenât left their home since their husbands, Sherman, died.â
Acrylic nails tap-tap-tapped precisely against the LCD screen of a smartphone held by a woman who couldnât have possibly seemed less interested in the festival beginning to take shape around her. Why she had even left her house was a mystery, but nothing could change the fact that she was standing at a crosswalk looking entirely overdressed for the occasion of -- - god, what was it? Some kind of memorial thing. Thatâs what her secretary had insisted, anyway, and what led her to believe the occasion might be a little more somber instead of looking like a picture between the pages of a book about weird small town festivals. God forbid she hold Bentley to some kind of standard; expecting them to mourn like normal people was too much.
Her own annoyance might have led one to believe that she would take any opportunity to complain about the goings on in Bentley. Unfortunately, this was far from the case. Audrey would rather have been on her way, phone in hand and e-mail half-finished while she navigated through crowds of people hanging lanterns and ribbons on streetlamps. Instead of that, she was left to look up from the screen and address a woman who seemed share the same sentiment as she did about the Spectacle. Had she not already been inconvenienced and agitated, Audrey might have agreed with the stranger. As it was, however, she sized the girl up and regarded her with silence while her eyes narrowed.
âIâm sorry, was I speaking to you?â A succinct sentiment followed by a quick once-over of the brunette, âBecause I donât really recall asking for someoneâs opinion on about ...â The curl of her lip betrayed her distaste for the festival itself, an indication that she did agree with the other woman to some extent. The lazy and dismissive motion of her hand wouldâve done the same, but she still sneered a description of all the decorations and camaraderie,  â... all of this.â  Â
Better Off High | Audrey + Sawyer
sawyerwalker:
It had taken Sawyer exactly forty-six minutes to get to Audreyâs house. It was defining if only because it usually took less than twenty. The reason for the useless addition of minutes was a direct result of Sawyerâs decision to take his vintage Honda.Â
Heâd blame the low idle on the change in weather; fall had seeped itself onto the town like a wet blanket. Cooler temperatures, thatâs what would un-calibrate the bike, or so heâd tell himself in vain as the bike died at another stoplight. Heâd put his hand out. âSorry, sorryâ heâd wave at the cars around him as he stomped on the kick start until his calf was burning. Yes, it was the cloudy skies & change in color & not the fact that even after all this time, he was still shit at cleaning a carb. So heâd carried on, groaning any time he was forced to obey a stop sign or light.Â
Sitting comfortably on Audreyâs couch he could feel the soreness already as he flexed the toe of his boots. He sighed, though it may have been unclear why. âGot any blood thinners?â Sawyer asked thinly, casting his head back so he could look for Audrey. Standing, he caught sight of his reflection & grimaced. The helmet paired with his current displeasure with the length of his hair, made quite the incoherent mess atop his head. Brushing a hand through it, he reached into his front pocket & pulled out a Zip-Loc baggie. âI brought this in case we get bored.â He dangled the pungent bag from his index finger & thumb.
Punctuality was something Audrey valued in a person, which explained the single message she sent Sawyer when he was more than fifteen minutes late. Youâd better be dead or bringing something nice. Simple, but it got the point across well enough. She slid her phone back to its former position on the coffee table and curled up with a thin packet of printed emails that needed to be read before her next meeting. By the time that she finished skimming over the last few pages, Sawyer was at her door and well on his way to making himself at home.
If she had seen the fantastic display of skill and desperation that got him to her home, she wouldâve been much more likely to spend the next few hours poking fun at him. Instead, Audrey focused her efforts on finding whatever bottle was open and held enough alcohol for both of them. In the end, she went for the nearly-untouched Macallan and the first two glasses she found.Â
âGot any blood thinners?â
âNope.â Both the scotch and the glasses found their way to the coffee table, leaving Audrey to pour their drinks and turn just in time to catch a glimpse of the baggie procured from Sawyerâs pocket. The arch of her left brow and tilt of her head wasnât at all necessary to show that her interest was piqued, but the physical signs were presented along with a few steps in his direction. âSmart man. You brought it, so we may as well not wait until weâre bored.â While she sipped from her drink, she offered his forward without a second thought. It was an exchange that had become comfortable, a welcome relief from fixing a single drink and going to bed alone. âSo what exactly is it? Whereâd you get it?â
haunted-fletcher:
âYou can stop looking at me like that, Iâm not doing anything.â
âThatâs exactly why Iâm looking at you. Did you not hear me, or do you need me to say it slower?â
Charlize Theron by Brian Bowen Smith, 2011.
warning: 2 hot 2 handle
19/10 VERY TRUE
âSeriously? Youâre following me? Iâm really not in the fucking mood right now.â
Truth be told, Audrey was more interested in the phone in her hand than she was the girl walking a few meters in front of her. If she hadnât spoken, Audrey wouldnât have paid attention to her at all. Unfortunately, the brunette decided to shatter the blondeâs concentration, so Audrey was forced to look up from her screen and do a quick scan of the girl in front of her.
Young. Seventeen -- - eighteen, maybe. Clearly conceited. Obviously entitled bitch.
Audrey didnât have enough time in the day to waste on lacerating strangers, but it was a hobby she indulged in every chance she got.
âI donât know if youâre aware of how sidewalks usually work, but itâs possible for two people to be walking in the same direction. I know this town is small, so youâve probably never had the pleasure of having company, but I canât think of a single person who would waste their time following around a bitchy little girl. Now, if youâll excuse me.â Her attention shifted back to her phone without a moments hesitation as Audrey made to move past the girl, hoping she could make it very clear that following a stranger was not on her agenda. Â Â