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[cherrylusstuff]

you 🫵🏻 you right there who wants to read more marauders sapphic fics, but doesn't know where to start. walk with me, i got you <3

pandalily:

the rush of rarities by bizarrestars: potion partners, absolutely delicious (the one that got me started in the pandalily fever)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/45393355/chapters/114208471

one breath away by thebibutterfly: potioneer pandora, coworkers, smart lesbians in stem (shout out to @thebibutterflyao3 who's my moot here and who's daily keeping lesbian love alive in the fandom with her fics. go check them out)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/70437351

what we pretend to be by into_the_past: horcrux hunting, angsty with happy ending

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49315135/chapters/124440475

whatever she wants (whatever you want) by matchamoony (fairylilyevans): muggle au, coffee shop, lesbians being lesbians

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40728276/chapters/102051639

red flower, daydreamer by sapphic_cheese: potions partners (again bc i'm a sucker for this trope), very fluffy, makes you go to sleep with a smile on your face

https://archiveofourown.org/works/51955714

dorlene:

clash by xiphion: heated rivalry au, DELICIOUS

https://archiveofourown.org/works/77983286/chapters/204347661

hey, dorcas by moonymoment: one of my faves, summer vibes, very fluffy

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40772898

not so fair maiden by xiphion: reality show au kinda medieval, so funnn i swear

https://archiveofourown.org/works/68259781/chapters/176617151

marlene mckinnon's bitter rivalry by stevonnie00: quidditch rivals and all the yummy stuff

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49973287/chapters/126174730

dancing with our hands tied by lesbian4marlene: hogwarts au, takes place in their sixth year

https://archiveofourown.org/works/41092317/chapters/102997443

fairy-tale sweets by thebibutterfly: marlene is a drummer and that's all you need to know (there's a really good jegulus prequel if you like them too)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43320618/chapters/108894237

feel good by a1phab3ts0up: the pitt au, love this one

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67546271/chapters/174576686

the hand that feeds by rollercoasterwords: this author could slap me in the face and id thank them, dorlene first wizarding war au

https://archiveofourown.org/works/38287942/chapters/95669569

scar tissue by twiggyisnotdead: this one has me in a chokehold, latina marlene, LA vibes

https://archiveofourown.org/works/41003610/chapters/102761424

nobleflower:

alice, look at me by rollercoasterwords: so angsty, be warned (but it's so worth it)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/41141181

the universe is ours by lalalaartje: the smutty nobleflower we deserve

https://archiveofourown.org/works/39939177

marylene:

heroes in the seaweed by rollercoasterwords: canon compliant, short but amazing

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56402461

marylily:

sweet company (leaving tomorrow, whaddaya say?) by tallishsapphic: muggle au, road trip vibes

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63661105/chapters/163183726

hard feelings of love by thelibraryofsappho: muggle au, unrequited love (not really)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/39502800/chapters/98872893

emmary:

the heart that bleeds by rollercoasterwords: the only fic i've read of this ship, but sooo worth it

https://archiveofourown.org/works/42599226

[fern901]

my most liked post on this account is about hornkus binglefuck. This speaks volumes about what the people of tumblr want…

[fern901]

Pandora and Dorcas who are super strange and mysterious that show up to a high school where they freak everyone out. They mutter stuff to each other in class and never eat in the canteen. Mary, Lily and Marlene who are in the photography club are desperate to get them to pose as models. Or maybe they’re more fascinated by why these students aren’t in any photos. Not old year books or social media posts. They put together an unofficial “investigation” on these two girls who they suspect to be vampires.

[fern901]

give me Regulus and Remus who meet up for tea dates every week. Give me them meeting up to swap books after they finished reading them. Give me everyone thinking their dating and everyone being shocks to find out Remus is dating his brother and Regulus is dating his brothers best friend.

[fern901]

Todd is the kind of person to forget to put sunscreen on and then cry when it feels like ants are crawling all over his body later

[fern901]

Sirius black is the type of person to yell at top volume what someone just whispered to them

[fern901]

Jackie is Shauna’s Lacy

Shauna is also Jackie’s Lacy

[fern901]

I think about Neil being portrayed as depressed in au where we doesn’t dies is cool and stuff however I don’t think Neil is depressed in the movie. Neil had zest(y) for life and I genuinely do think that his father killed him. The day that he lost his freedom he lost his soul and the memories he could’ve had and what is a human without memories… I think that showing him as someone who would’ve been depressed regardless of if his father had sentenced him to prison school sort of takes away from the impact of the ending. HOWEVER I DO REALLY LIKE SEEING MENTAL HEALTH REP AND THIS IS NOT A DISS TO PEOPLE WHO LIKE MAKING THEIR CHARACTERS SAD ASF BECAUSE I LIKE READING THAT TO PLEASE KEEP WRITING GUYS

[worshipthevalkyries]

I started as a Marylily girlie with a hint of Pandalily but I'm afraid that the Lility agenda is taking over me day by day, especially them in a countryside au being adorable farm gfs <3

[fern901]

I need to write an au about them (curse my growing pile of writing projects)

[fern901]

Regulus black with a secret tramp stamp/lower-back tattoo; walk with me.

[fern901]

College AU

Madoka magica but like in collage my personal theory’s of what they’d be up to:

Madoka: Fashion design Major, idk this just makes sense to me and I feel like she’s definitely be one of those girls who dresses up for her classes.

Homura: I feel like any science-y sort of major, I feel like she’s doing something to do with studying time so like theoretical physics. She is definitely dressed down all the time, hair in a bun she is locked in on studying.

Sayaka: I feel like she would be doing a music major of some sort. (Ik she likes music cause of her crush in the show but I feel like it could grow into something she realises she wants to do for herself.) i think she’d want to dress cute for class but would give up halfway through her first semester.

Kyouko: i don’t know if she’s the college kind of girl but if she did I think she’d do something like software engineering or something tech-y. She definitely just grabs whatever is in front of her when getting dressed for class

Mami: she gives off teacher vibes to me so I think that’s what she’d be studying to be. I feel like she’d be super practically and dress nicely for her classes but she’s definitely got some whimsical tights she wears to spice her outfits up a lil bit.

I’ve written like a small one shot about this before but maybe someday in the distant future after my current projects are done I will write more about this idea .. perhaps.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

we went from “just google it” to “just ask chatgpt” too fast.

people in my life, my friends, family, colleagues, they don’t say “google it” anymore. they just say “ask chat”, “just ask chat”, “let me ask chatgpt real quick”. like only a few years ago we were googling shit man

[fern901]

Yellowjackets

This has probably already been said.

however, I will say it to cuz I’ll never shut up about it.

Lottie is so insanely I’m your man by mitski coded.

will not be explaining further.

thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[fern901]

Hornkus Binglefuck

Evan was pissed off at Barty one day (it would absolutely be for something petty like forgetting to kiss him in the morning) and convinced everyone that he knew to start calling him Hornkus Binglefuck. It spread quickly, Regulus told James, who told Sirius, who told Remus, who told Lily who told all the girls who told Peter, until the whole school started calling him that.

and one time McGonagal accidentally called on “Hornkus Binglefuck” in Transfiguration class and this is how the whole school figured out that the teachers do in fact gossip about the students.

[father-imperator]

learn to stop tagging #moonwater and #platonic moonwater when you only mean #platonic moonwater please. it's like tagging remus/regulus on ao3 when you mean remus & regulus.

why do we understand tagging on ao3 but we don't have a clue on tumblr. come on guys.

[fern901]

Omg this woman makes me insane