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I know my parents are gonna get tired of trying to fix me one day and just kick me out and then I’ll really have nowhere to go. I’m only useful when I cook for them and even then they tell me I’m doing everything wrong. I don’t even know why I’m trying anymore.

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Seems accurate to me.

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facts…

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I’m dying at “I said what I said”

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u lucky he holdin me back bitch on antartica i woulda slept u

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EVERYTHING CHANGES Everything Everything moves EVERYTHING CHANGES…

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every time i see a stingray i’m like fuck that guy…. not after what you did to steve jobs

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steve jobs…

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11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta

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Yall forgot the final product.

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This is so cute!

Soooo adorable

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This is worse. Looking at these you can tell they have no significant monetary value. They were confiscated as a fear tactic. Nothing more.

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This picture breaks my heart everytime it appears in my dash. It’s a fear tactic, alright but—

The first one in the left corner: It’s a first communion rosary, and it’s not cheap.

The black one in the first line: That’s a widow rosary and it’s old.

The white one in the second line: is a commemoration rosary. It has a miniature picture in the round part. I haven’t seen that since the 70′s.

In the third line, multicolor one: It’s an Anima mundi, I have only seen those in the hands of Rosary ministery’s old ladies. The oldest ones are from the 80′s after Juan Pablo II came to Mexico for the first time. It’s one of the old ones, I know because the crucifixes are different. The third one on the fourth line: Red and gold. The style is old, the metal is dark, that’s a 50′s rosary, probably a quinceañera one (or it’s maybe older, from the 40′s when the brides carried red roses with their offerings).

The fifth one on the fourth line: It’s a quinceañera rosary with Ignatius’s tear. The style is old and in my part of Mexico is orphan girls who used it. At least it was when I was young. The third one of the fifth line: the blue one with the anchor. That one I have only seen in Veracruz and it doesn’t look new. The fifth one on the fifth line: That’s a 90′s wedding rosary. Black and white patterns were popular on that date. The fourth one on the last line: That’s a first communion rosary from the 30′s. It’s delicate and most probably silver. The rest wrench my heart too, the humble everyday rosaries with wooden beads and knots. Those are cheap and bear the wear and tear of their user handling. But those I described are much more.

Those are mother’s rosaries.

Those are not just rosaries. Those are mementos, that’s the proof of their families stories. They are taking from them the only portable things they can carry to feel the connection to their families. It’s not a fear tactic. Call it like by its name. It’s dehumanization.

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I’m having decidedly unChristian thoughts about this entire administration.

So,,, I don’t want to jinx anything really but my tech teacher just gave me a 100% on my final project that I haven’t done/had time to do since I’ve been in the hospital and like,,, what does this mean???? Does she feel guilty I was in the hospital?? Let’s be honest it’s probably just a computer error but what the heck dude.

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I’m in so much pain rn and I can’t even sleep cuz I can’t lay on my stomach. What do I do for the next seven hours until my mom wakes up to help me out of bed?????

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Like, I literally can’t get up and walk around unsupervised cuz I’m a “fall risk” or some stupid bullshit like that D:

I’m in so much pain rn and I can’t even sleep cuz I can’t lay on my stomach. What do I do for the next seven hours until my mom wakes up to help me out of bed?????

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My favorite thing about Love, Simon is the look on Bram’s face when Martin claims to be Blue

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I didn’t tell them, put your hand on him, [..] they turned it into this moment that was just so real. - Greg Berlanti

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alternative take in which martin says he is blue and before simon can say "no you are not"; bram appears and punches him in the face.

Bram, beating Martin with a phonebook: BITCH STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN

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So my boss once robbed a museum to prove a point and honestly, I think she is my new role model.

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If this gets notes I’ll tell the full story

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Many years ago, my boss was working at this museum and they had these original Churchill documents on display. These documents are worth millions of dollars… The only thing separating the public from these documents was a sheet of glass secured with 4 philips head screws. Seriously. No security guards in the room, no cameras, just an easily removable piece of glass.

My boss pointed out the security concern, but she wasn’t taken seriously, so she took matters into her own hands.

She bought a ticket and pretended to be a guest. She entered through the main entrance with a huge drill clearly visible on her belt, went straight to the documents and opened the case with the drill. (While wearing gloves,) she removed the documents, put them in a folder, reattached the glass, and walked out the main exit. Literally no one even questioned her.

She immediately went around to the back of the museum, entered using the staff entrance and went straight to her boss’s office. She dropped the folder on his desk and said “I just stole these in 15 minutes“

Once he was done being mad at her, he listened and the museum increased security.