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Handler girlfail mess makes jus noises :3 hav a nsfw twt g3ndr fuckd Empty Spaces Enter at yr own risk

[womanlover444]

“can you smile for the camera, baby?” but it’s you naked with a blindfold on, a gag in your mouth, and your hands tied behind your back.

[bunjywunjy]

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

[bunjywunjy]

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

[bunjywunjy]

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

[bunjywunjy]

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

[bunjywunjy]

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

[digitaldiscipline]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

[bunjywunjy]

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

[bunjywunjy]

*roar sound effect*

[bunjywunjy]

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

[bunjywunjy]

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

[crochetninja]

There’s more!

[nuggsmum]

I love.

[bunjywunjy]

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

[bunjywunjy]

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

[bunjywunjy]

it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

ajdhf.

well that’s just,,,

REXCELLENT

[bunjywunjy]

two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!

[bunjywunjy]

HELL

YES

HELL

FUCKING

YES.

Nearing on 375K Notes!!! What in the Paleolithic are y'all gonna do when they top 400K?!

[bunjywunjy]

cry, probably

[splendentgoddess]

Reblogging to get you one note closer to crossing the 400k mark!

[subbyboymax]

IT’S TIME

[bunjywunjy]

YOU MANIACS. okay, here we go!

HAIL TO THE QUEEN

LONG MAY SHE REIGN!

(she was a skater Rex, she said see you later Rex, she’s finally hit 400k!)

[bunjywunjy]

we’re coming to you live from Halloween 2022, where Wexter continues to be ridiculously jawsome!

this year we’re doing a much-beloved character from classic literature, “Dracula with inappropriate straw hat”

thanks everyone, may your weens be hollow and your candy be many!

[bunjywunjy]

hey! HEY. it’s Halloween 2023! AND YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT WEXTER IS DRESSED UP AS THIS YEAR.

she’s… (WEXTER! here girl!) she’s a… a…..

she’s a T. Rex.

GOTTEM!

[bunjywunjy]

Halloween 2024.

ERASERHEAD BABY.

ohshit

[bunjywunjy]

hello from Halloween 2025! it’s been a hell of a year, but it’s okay.

everything will be fine.

[pavizi]

old art i dont think i ever posted

asked my friends for outfits to put tgirl riddler in

[acerby]

Beware the Pipeline

Whether it is a teacher or a handler you want to be praised and told “Good Job”.

[melodies-stereo]

the turrets from portal still kinda give me gender envy, i love that theyre basically just chuuni little girls who want a hug and get upset when they cant do their job . and ughh dont get me started on their ‘awawawas’ when they fall over … theyre so sweet .. i love you turrets from portal

[bleeding-r0se]

i'm gettting harry potter ads on grindr :/

[bleeding-r0se]

she said her mom saw the pic of my ass, which i apologized for like it was my fault but ,,,, mom can get it to .,,,,

[bleeding-r0se]

my ass got a compliment her mom complimented my ass??

[bleeding-r0se]

her mom is les and just left her dad oh my god i'm so normal ahhhhhhhhhh

[bleeding-r0se]

i am... i can't try to hook up with her mom can i... oh my god

[bleeding-r0se]

i am going to the deepest reaches of hell for this

[bleeding-r0se]

i think she's actually setting me up with her mom my pits are dripping sweat im so normal...

[bleeding-r0se]

i uh, i got her moms number....

[bleeding-r0se]

i never thought i'd send a cis person a dick pic but mother's know best...

[bleeding-r0se]

Jennifer is wonderful and she said it's a shame her daughter is over otherwise she'd invite me over and answer the door in lingerie, which is so silly of her

[bleeding-r0se]

hey um.... does she like girls....

[bleeding-r0se]

look i'm normal, im *trying* to fuck your mom. yes you too dear reader, i'm coming for your mom too

[wuxilte]

[mechanicalrot-deactivated202608]

*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

[glacierclear]

morning

[hellyesbro]

okay so anyone who follows me knows I am always always always bitching about artists depictions of trans women but like holy shiiiit this is REALLY good. Like soooo much art that isnt by trans women fall into two camps of "draw a cis woman and later say shes trans" or "draw the most virulently transmisogynistic caricature possible" but this piece is just so..... real? Like, there are real actual trans women who look like this for once in a billion years. this kicks ass

[glacierclear]

morning

[hellyesbro]

okay so anyone who follows me knows I am always always always bitching about artists depictions of trans women but like holy shiiiit this is REALLY good. Like soooo much art that isnt by trans women fall into two camps of "draw a cis woman and later say shes trans" or "draw the most virulently transmisogynistic caricature possible" but this piece is just so..... real? Like, there are real actual trans women who look like this for once in a billion years. this kicks ass

[were--ralph]

[kekeken444]

[emberizidaemelo]

Of course... I do love you. Isn't that how you've made me?

[melodies-stereo]

the turrets from portal still kinda give me gender envy, i love that theyre basically just chuuni little girls who want a hug and get upset when they cant do their job . and ughh dont get me started on their ‘awawawas’ when they fall over … theyre so sweet .. i love you turrets from portal

[paw--on--heart]

Weird young lady with a low husky voice and rings under her eyes hesitates for a statistically significant amount of time when faced with an "I'm a human" checkbox

[kittydealer]

u/Fine-Dog-9874

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

shit my physics teacher would have a grainy printed copy of haphazardly taped to his classroom wall

[mazzyfemme]

went here and everyone knew u