Beary depressed

Mare ㅇㅅㅇ 07.23.90

[sandersstudies]

“They’re just looking for attention.”

Oh, a human being is seeking a social response? Human being, the social animal wired to make and track social connection? A human desires the vital blood that permitted their species to survive for millennia? The human being who was born completely helpless and primed in every way by nature to seek attention and help from their community?

Wow that’s crazy. How embarrassing. Humiliating even. Should we isolate them from community? Should we call Wire Mother?

[lepidopteragirl]

deadbeat group chat member

[vrabia]

people who use the 👀 emoji in work chats to mean something to the effect of 'i saw your reply' freak me out PLEASE use the thumbs up emoji like a goddamn professional, 👀 is for the other group chat i've got open where someone just linked a fic examining the religious implications of fingering your frenemy's stab wound

[van1llaskys]

[meme4u]

[userfish]

[boonanasplits]

[huffylemon]

[campesine]

🐭

[dsxsbx]

[drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006]

im glad dogs cant read the “no dogs allowed” signs so they dont feel sad & left out

[maxistentialist-deactivated2020]

Every word in this headline is funnier than the one before it.

[zarb]

[babylizard-blog]

no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday

[knightzoned]

can you check in the back

[themightyflyingpig]

[11-515]

[lovl-y]

My neck, my back, my anxiety attack