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sobadbad

FROZEN PLANET II 2.01 • Frozen Worlds

#excellent cats

tsvitmar

Gotta draw my own representation ✂️✂️🇺🇦

#art

haydenthewitch

my favorite thing about the "guy fieari doesn't swallow" controversy is that in every video i've seen on it there's someone in the comments going "actualy we were featured in diners drive in and dive episode 342 and he came to our restaurant and he definitely ate our food on and off camera like he cleared the plate and he's a really chill dude actualy" and it's like. does guy fieari know that he has a loyal army across America defending him AS WE SPEAK against the stupidest conspiracy theory i've ever heard of

#'guy fieri doesn't swallow' certainly a collection of words #cheer up tag

robinade

In conversation with multiple posts going around discussing technical literacy and typing skills…

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is less than 35 Words Per Minute

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is less than 35 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 36-45 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 36-45 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 46-55 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 46-55 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 56-69 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 56-69 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is faster than 70 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is faster than 70 WPM

I'm on mobile/ vanilla extract option

Remaining time: 1 day 3 hours

➡️ Take a typing test here (and you need an actual, physical keyboard for this):

The industry-standard benchmark used by employers and typing certifications worldwide.

➡️ 'Typing classes' refers to computer skills classes you might have had in school; you can also count games or other related typing training your parents might have had you do.

➡️ Across 3 different typing test websites*, the (english language) world average typing speed is 40 WPM.

*typingtest.now, typingtestgo.com, typerworld.com

#polls #65 wpm computer classes weren't a thing when i was in school

beepbeepblunderbus

trying to mind my business at work and a canary hits me with “do you think there were like. forbidden romance bodice rippers or like harlequin romance books before the rapture.

like ‘Marooned with a Martian Mercenary’ or some shit. maybe more amish romance style books about Eden missionaries”

and i. wish i could be free of these fuckass birds sometimes. but the dramatic way the words rang in my mind made me laugh so i am sharing this stupid idea i am cursed with now

vrabia

obligatory holiday romance feat. ambitious married-to-the-job engineer visiting their parents who retired on old earth & sexy lumberjack

#iron lung #i would unironically read all of these

asofteredge

hey everyone, just curious:

what is everyone's criteria for blocking people?

#1. literally any reason i didn't sit down and make a decision tree about it #objective issues; vibes; had a shitty day and they were out of something i wanted at the grocery store #2. bloodymary/phm fans i encounter after blocking everything to do with that fandom #it's on sight idc what else you post or if we share other interests #i see any of those words in your post and you're gone my guy #antisocial media

whencartoonsruletheworld

ohhh my god I just fact-checked, Nolan actually DID cut the "Nobody" scene from his Odyssey movie. Mfer that is like cutting the Father reveal from Star Wars. Let me speak in a language you understand this is like not dressing Batman up in his suit. "It was not possible to work it in" the TikTok musical with a budget of $4 and a scratched Hamilton CD managed to work it in in SONG form, step up your FUCKING GAME

#..........how was that difficult to work into the movie

in-a-mellow-tone

Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe

in-a-mellow-tone

How high was I last night?

How much lamb stew did I want to make??

1,814¾ lbs of Lamb????

beemovieerotica

>960 cups beef broth >2 bay leaves

the unfathomable power of bay leaf

#the first time my mom tried to cook after getting married she ended up making 10 liters of soup so yea i can see this happening op #cheer up tag

shamebats

The (European) sun is a deadly laser, stay safe everyone

unfuckablebogtroll

☝️🤓 it’s because the further you move toward the earth’s poles, the lower the angle of the sun is at the hottest parts of the day, meaning the radiation hits your whole body, causing it to feel 10-20 degrees warmer than the thermometer reading will tell you. People from tropical climes, aka close to the equator, are used to the sun’s radiation hitting a much smaller target- their head and shoulders.

Also the further you move toward the poles the more pronounced the difference between the length of day and night is. Worst part of a far-north (or south) heatwave is it doesn’t get dark long enough for meaningful cooling.

It’s not the heat. It very literally is the sun.

torillatavataan

vrabia

i couldn't tell you if the sun is uniquely evil in europe, but i can tell you the bigger issue is that climate change has been advancing in the region at a pace that urban infrastructure has no chance in hell keeping up with, at least for the next 1-2 decades. in many big european cities the 'old town' area is probably a paved square surrounded by historical buildings, maybe a cathedral, a monument, a statue or two, a fountain if you're lucky. that was fine back when 30 degrees celsius was a rare heatwave. it's a fucking nightmare when 38 degrees has become commonplace, because what are you gonna do? move a bunch of historical buildings to make room for enough trees to make a difference, since large green spaces are also limited to parks and gardens? build artificial cooling infrastructure around a 15th century cathedral? i'm not being pretentious, i'm saying whatever methods we develop for mitigating the insane pace of climate change should take into account the importance of cultural sites everywhere, not just in europe. it's the kind of thing where you need historians, curators and artists on the team, not just engineers and climatologists.

it's also a problem in modern urban spaces here. in eastern europe, big concrete apartment buildings built during communism are a common sight. great for affordable housing and the reason eastern europe has some of the highest home ownership rates in the world, but when it's 38 degrees out and you're walking on asphalt among literal giant slabs of concrete it's a nightmare.

i couldn't tell you about uv levels or the angle of the sun, but i can tell you europe is unprepared to deal with the current pace of climate change. if you're out in a european old town square like the guy in that screenshot and the thermometer says 30 degrees, it's a fucking lie. it's easily 40 degrees. you're not getting heatstroke because the sun is a deadly laser, but because you're in the middle of a very poorly controlled heat island (that you also might not have expected and prepared for if you came as a tourist). and i worry it's going to get worse before it gets better.

#i used to go sledding in a nearby park every winter as a kid #my 10-11 y/o nieces have seen enough snow to go sledding exactly once in their lifetime #that's the pace we're talking about #also where i currently live a heatwave is defined as several consecutive days of +25 degrees #and we've had that every single year since i moved here #sounds like a breeze right? sounds like nothing #what if i told you if i got on a plane i'd be over the arctic circle in an hour #the dogshit 20s

anarkissa

Häiriköt-päämaja.

#ehkä 🤷#cheer up tag

mon3trs

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

fat-fuck-hairy-belly

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

#engineer mark and lady. to me.#cheer up tag

river-of-wine

Dredge is about the overwhelming force of grief and the lengths it drives us to. Dredge is about love persisting beyond all reason. Dredge is about how a refusal to accept an unchangeable past will destroy you. Dredge is about wouldn’t it be scary if there was a fish that looked so so so weird

#dredge #normal game about fishing

chronicallyhomoerotic

this is a poem. To me.

#poetry

gremlininho

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

#excellent cats

mixterglacia

I love that Dungeon Meshi's creator is like "I based Senshi off this old dude in our building that won't stop doing his laundry in his underwear, he's weird."

And tumblr (justifiably) wants him carnally.