aunteutis

artist attempt, women enthusiast, heartbreak expert ****maybe i do comment a little too much on severance, but this is tumblr. like, what the hell did you expect to find here?? sanity???

[aunteutis]

i'm afraid i vastly underestimated the capacity for Horny™ sustained by this hellsite and i now would like to unsee 💖

[gay-fae]

“Of course we’re in love. That’s why I tried to shoot you.”

“If we were really in love, you wouldn’t have missed.”

genuinely one of the rawest lines in all of cinema holy FUCK

[favoritesticle]

"The highly anticipated Criterion Collection release of 'Goncharov' has cinephiles buzzing. Directed by the legendary Scorsese, this cinematic gem is a must-have for collectors, offering stunning visuals and insightful commentary. Available now on DVD and Blu-ray."

[aunteutis]

i got the gonchs today

[teknopathetic-2000]

Nyami and Mimi model preview

[valtsv]

favourite type of character/narrative i fear

[valtsv]

alt versions

[valtsv]

damn this blew up anyway listen to the silt verses

[aunteutis]

i just watched a guy suggest that AI might be a god, and i can't believe we're reaching the endtimes already. i thought we had more time you guys, we're SO early. flying cars are not even a thing yet.

[aunteutis]

i think of him sometimes

[aunteutis]

every now and then, for no apparent reason, goncharov comes to my mind. so i open tumblr again and go into the tag. then i intensely consume every piece of it i can find for about an hour or two, think about it, chuckle for a bit, and proceed to close the app and forget about it until the next time.

i call this process "having the gonchs"

[stillgotscars]

so you’re telling me pope francis died after meeting jd vance… starting a rumour that jd vance is the antichrist

[mr-crocodile]

I want to leave the JD Vance and destiel memes aside for just a moment to tell you all guys that I, personally, as a Catholic, mourn the loss of Pope Francis.

Over the 12 years that he spent at the helm of the Holy See, Pope Francis proved himself one of the most progressive and reform-minded Supreme Pontiffs we have had, perhaps ever, the pleasure of being led by.

For all his personal failings and blunders -and believe me, there's a list- he did tremendous work on dragging Canon Law and the institutions that make up the Catholic Church towards becoming a better and more modern version of themselves. I can only hope that whoever is chosen as his successor will be even half as committed to internal reform as Francis was, and that he will continue the work Francis sadly leaves unfinished.

Descanse en Paz.

[nelsonakis]

Cinematic parallels

[vonlipwig]

someone do trump next

[one-time-i-dreamt]

the talent pool Skins had...

[aunteutis]

it's been a while since i posted - mainly because of severance season 2 ending.

please forgive the unrelated posting, as i'm not currently hyperfixating in anything, the sun is out, and i'm spending more time outside touching grass and maybe occasionally kissing people.

[aunteutis]

me: 'naaah romance is not for me, i'd rather be single for a while, so much to do~~'

also me: 'whoopsi i stayed up late again reading romance webcomics and they were so good that the longing has come once again whoops haha oopsie should i call him hahah naaaaah whoops almost slipped there hahahahahah unless-'

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

see the thing is i'm not really a fervent comic book fan but i'm geared in juuuuuust enough that I keep rotating that panel of absolute batman literally drop-kicking a child in the back of my mind like fish in a low resolution gif

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

yeag @confused-they here you go

scruncht that child in a life preserver and gave it the ol' one-two

[i-give-chess-pieces-to-people]

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[chessandothermemes]

[valiantcheesecaketrash]

i know its probably intentional but the four tempers match up surprisingly well to the four humors

Blood resembles frolic (energy and enthusiasm)

Yellow bile resembles malice (aggression)

Black bile resembles woe (melancholy)

the only two that don't really match up to me are phlegm (which is associated with a calm and reserved nature) and dread.

basically tldr (/j):