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[chessandothermemes]

Important announcement

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[contractedcontractor]

If I had a nickel for every chess themed, ii and deltarune obsessed, lowercase speaking mutual you have who's favorite color is orange, I would have two nickels.

Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

Two nickels says they are twins/silly

[contractedcontractor]

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU/SILLY

[chessandothermemes]

potentially a third nickel

[contractedcontractor]

I have 15 cents but this doesn't make ANY sense-

[chessandothermemes]

do you want 20

[contractedcontractor]

If I had a nickel for every chess themed, ii and deltarune obsessed, lowercase speaking mutual you have who's favorite color is orange, I would have two nickels.

Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

Two nickels says they are twins/silly

[contractedcontractor]

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU/SILLY

[chessandothermemes]

potentially a third nickel

[contractedcontractor]

If I had a nickel for every chess themed, ii and deltarune obsessed, lowercase speaking mutual you have who's favorite color is orange, I would have two nickels.

Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

Two nickels says they are twins/silly

[thatsthat24]

The Master of Sabotage 😈

[jethroq]

[aphleos]

prev dont leave this in the tags

[silvergryphonart]

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

[musicalhell]

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

[juh-was-deactivated19691231-dea]

the horse is so fuckable

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

they all have a flared base

[baddywronglegs]

Does anyone know how to make the rook move diagonally? Can get bishop to work fine but I think the rook must be bugged, is it just me?

[alexseanchai]

[image 1: tweet by MoonlightHopey: "Tweet like this game just came out". image embedded in tweet is a chess board, ready to begin play. quote-tweet by DoremiRodenburg: "SJW garbage why is the female character the strongest". image 2: tag by ickyprincetothesun: #like half the characters are black for no reason?? forced diversity much]

[chessandothermemes]

The pawns are so glitchy. Can't move backwards, can't attack how they move, sometimes it'll register that my pawn only moved one square when I moved it two and my opponent will capture it anyway :/ at least it's not as bad as checkers lmao

[soup-mother]

grizzled mercenaries are always being like "I'm sick and tired of being a pawn in someone elses game" like their job isn't literally rent-a-pawn

[soup-mother]

"I hate being a pawn in someone elses game" yeah sure thing grandpa, I'll give you $50 if you move to D4

[writing-prompt-s]

The defeated and bloodied king was chained to kneel in front of his enemy and he says weakly: "Is my wife still alive?" His enemy nodded. "You fools," he said smirking, and the king starts laughing as the sounds of explosions getting closer shake the room.

[emmikay]

HOLY SHIT

[throathole]

Advertising is literal terrorism

[throathole]

My grandmother is in her 90’s and cannot walk or do much of anything by herself. While we visit her often and she still enjoys a lot of her life, this means that she spends a LOT of time just watching TV with her dog in her lap. I was horrified when I visited her and realized that a considerable amount of the limited time she has left on this earth is being taken up by commercials for things that she will literally never buy, need, or use. Millions and millions of advertising dollars are spent to take away hours (probably many days worth, compounding them all) of her precious bit of life left, which she can never get back.

Advertising is terrorism.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

see the thing is i'm not really a fervent comic book fan but i'm geared in juuuuuust enough that I keep rotating that panel of absolute batman literally drop-kicking a child in the back of my mind like fish in a low resolution gif

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

yeag @confused-they here you go

scruncht that child in a life preserver and gave it the ol' one-two

[i-give-chess-pieces-to-people]

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[chessandothermemes]

[sammiesweetheart]

[i-give-chess-pieces-to-people]

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[peri-bytes]

my friend and i binged gravity falls over the past couple days and like its made me want to do serious art but ive gotten burnt out from art fight so all ive been doing is these stupid doodles

[chessandothermemes]

If Chess had patch notes

Version 1.3.2

- Fixed the glitch that lets you take pawns that land next to yours the move after

- Added a rule to castling that prevents you from escaping checkmate with it

Version 1.3.3

- Reimplemented pawn glitch as "En Passant" by popular demand

- Removed user feedback forum link from post-game screen

[wawwior]

[incorrect-mtg-theories]

If you manage to put a token into your opponent's command zone it'll be a copy of your commander that you can also cast just like in chess

[biohazzy]

obsessed

[chessandothermemes]

crash