Aunt May

Peter Parker’s Auntie !!

[auntie-mayy]

I’m Maybelle "May" Parker, but most people just call me May. I am Peter Parker's aunt.

I took on the responsibility of raising Peter on my own. I stood by him during Tony Stark's mentorship, unaware of how he became an intern at Stark Industries.

Eventually, I learned the truth—that my nephew was actually Spider-Man. It took some time, but I came to accept his secret identity. Not long after, I was killed during the Snap, just like Peter.

Thankfully, we were both resurrected five years later because of the Avengers' actions. In the wake of the Blip, I dedicated myself to helping my community by working with the Salvation Army and F.E.A.S.T.

I also supported Peter in his role as Spider-Man!

[mit-hire-me]

boom! baby spidey!

sincerely, magic anon >:)

Tony's his MIT shirt is now a dress on a freshly-turned eight year old Peter.

"Aunt May?" the little one looks around, confused. where was he? why is this place so fancy?

// tagging a few people who i think would have fun with this (no pressure to interact! lmk if you don't want tagged <3):

@dont-call-me-val @official-buckybarnes @auntie-mayy @official-redguardian @official-captainrogers

[dont-call-me-val]

Valentina walks by then stops in her tracks.

she looks back to see a tiny Peter

"who's kid is this?!"

[mit-hire-me]

peter waves, his sleeve flapping around.

"hi ma'am!"

[dont-call-me-val]

she takes a knee so she's eye to eye with him "what's your name, kid?"

[mit-hire-me]

"My aunt says I'm not s'poseda tell strangers my name an' stuff" he recites with a practiced flair that tells the woman that the lesson took a while to stick.

[dont-call-me-val]

"but then how am I supposed to know who you are? or how to get you back to her?"

[mit-hire-me]

"um. i donnknow?"

[dont-call-me-val]

"well then we're in a pickle aren't we?"

"do you know where your aunt would be looking for you?"

[mit-hire-me]

"um, my apartment is at-" the boy lists off his address. a complex that Val knows doesn't exist anymore. One that was replaced about three or four years ago with a gas station.

"My aunt's name is May Parker, if that helps! She usually writes her phone number on my arm, but i don't see it" he frowns at his bare forearm.

[dont-call-me-val]

her confusion turns into shock and election and "Peter!! Peter!? what happened to you??"

she pulls out her phone and looks for aunt May's contact

@auntie-mayy

[auntie-mayy]

(picks up) Hello?

[dont-call-me-val]

"yeah may? peter is a baby and I have no idea how it happened"

"I don't mean he's being immature, I mean he's a child"

[auntie-mayy]

(muttering) “I’ve been saying that for years…”

[mit-hire-me]

boom! baby spidey!

sincerely, magic anon >:)

Tony's his MIT shirt is now a dress on a freshly-turned eight year old Peter.

"Aunt May?" the little one looks around, confused. where was he? why is this place so fancy?

// tagging a few people who i think would have fun with this (no pressure to interact! lmk if you don't want tagged <3):

@dont-call-me-val @official-buckybarnes @auntie-mayy @official-redguardian @official-captainrogers

[dont-call-me-val]

Valentina walks by then stops in her tracks.

she looks back to see a tiny Peter

"who's kid is this?!"

[mit-hire-me]

peter waves, his sleeve flapping around.

"hi ma'am!"

[dont-call-me-val]

she takes a knee so she's eye to eye with him "what's your name, kid?"

[mit-hire-me]

"My aunt says I'm not s'poseda tell strangers my name an' stuff" he recites with a practiced flair that tells the woman that the lesson took a while to stick.

[dont-call-me-val]

"but then how am I supposed to know who you are? or how to get you back to her?"

[mit-hire-me]

"um. i donnknow?"

[dont-call-me-val]

"well then we're in a pickle aren't we?"

"do you know where your aunt would be looking for you?"

[mit-hire-me]

"um, my apartment is at-" the boy lists off his address. a complex that Val knows doesn't exist anymore. One that was replaced about three or four years ago with a gas station.

"My aunt's name is May Parker, if that helps! She usually writes her phone number on my arm, but i don't see it" he frowns at his bare forearm.

[dont-call-me-val]

her confusion turns into shock and election and "Peter!! Peter!? what happened to you??"

she pulls out her phone and looks for aunt May's contact

@auntie-mayy

[auntie-mayy]

(picks up) Hello?

[mit-hire-me]

boom! baby spidey!

sincerely, magic anon >:)

Tony's his MIT shirt is now a dress on a freshly-turned eight year old Peter.

"Aunt May?" the little one looks around, confused. where was he? why is this place so fancy?

// tagging a few people who i think would have fun with this (no pressure to interact! lmk if you don't want tagged <3):

@dont-call-me-val @official-buckybarnes @auntie-mayy @official-redguardian @official-captainrogers

[auntie-mayy]

“I’m in the kitchen, Peter.” She was washing her hands and drying them off with the hand towel.

[auntie-mayy]

Hey, Ms. Parker

- @official-buckybarnes

Hey James. Everything okay?

[totally-not-emily-white]

is this a real ship?

[auntie-mayy]

What? No, no. He’s not my type.

[theostark]

@mit-hire-me lololololololololololololololololol

[mit-hire-me]

STOPPPPP T-T

[auntie-mayy]

What? He’s not.

[mit-hire-me]

people keep saying my coworkers should date you 😭

[auntie-mayy]

I— what?! Why?

[mit-hire-me]

I DONT KNOW

[theostark]

Because she’s hot.

F**K! Not again!

[auntie-mayy]

Excuse me?

[auntie-mayy]

Stop growing up so fast, will you? You’re making me feel old.

[the-real-peterparker]

Hey. I found something.

— @auntie-mayy

ooh what is it?

[auntie-mayy]

[the-real-peterparker]

oh yeah i'd say i'm great with kids

SO MUCH so that someone let me hold their newborn

somehow-

[auntie-mayy]

There’s these too.

[the-real-peterparker]

Hey. I found something.

— @auntie-mayy

ooh what is it?

[auntie-mayy]

[auntie-mayy]

People always ask me who is my hero. That’s easy. It’s Spider-Man.

[auntie-mayy]

Never going to forget this.

[auntie-mayy]

Hey, Ms. Parker

- @official-buckybarnes

Hey James. Everything okay?

[totally-not-emily-white]

is this a real ship?

[auntie-mayy]

What? No, no. He’s not my type.

[theostark]

@mit-hire-me lololololololololololololololololol

[mit-hire-me]

STOPPPPP T-T

[auntie-mayy]

What? He’s not.

[mit-hire-me]

people keep saying my coworkers should date you 😭

[auntie-mayy]

I— what?! Why?

[auntie-mayy]

Hey, Ms. Parker

- @official-buckybarnes

Hey James. Everything okay?

[totally-not-emily-white]

is this a real ship?

[auntie-mayy]

What? No, no. He’s not my type.

[totally-not-emily-white]

he’s EVERYONES type (i’m single congressman Barnes)

[auntie-mayy]

I just… eh, I don’t know.

[auntie-mayy]

Hey, Ms. Parker

- @official-buckybarnes

Hey James. Everything okay?

[totally-not-emily-white]

is this a real ship?

[auntie-mayy]

What? No, no. He’s not my type.

[theostark]

@mit-hire-me lololololololololololololololololol

[mit-hire-me]

STOPPPPP T-T

[auntie-mayy]

What? He’s not.

[auntie-mayy]

Hey, Ms. Parker

- @official-buckybarnes

Hey James. Everything okay?

[totally-not-emily-white]

is this a real ship?

[auntie-mayy]

What? No, no. He’s not my type.

[auntie-mayy]

Hey, Ms. Parker

- @official-buckybarnes

Hey James. Everything okay?

[official-buckybarnes]

It’s Peter.

[auntie-mayy]

Oh my— is he okay? Should I come over?

[mit-hire-me]

I'M FINEEE HE'S JUST HURT THAT WE'RE TEASING HIM

[auntie-mayy]

Are you sure, Peter? I’ll come over right now.

[mit-hire-me]

i'm positive may, we photoshopped his face onto a plum and he didn't think it was as funny as we thought it was

[auntie-mayy]

That’s not really nice though..

[the-real-peterparker]

it’s funny though!! come onnnn why cant yall take a joke

[auntie-mayy]

He’s in his elder years, you guys need to respect him.

[auntie-mayy]

Hey, Ms. Parker

- @official-buckybarnes

Hey James. Everything okay?

[official-buckybarnes]

It’s Peter.

[auntie-mayy]

Oh my— is he okay? Should I come over?

[mit-hire-me]

I'M FINEEE HE'S JUST HURT THAT WE'RE TEASING HIM

[auntie-mayy]

Are you sure, Peter? I’ll come over right now.

[mit-hire-me]

i'm positive may, we photoshopped his face onto a plum and he didn't think it was as funny as we thought it was

[auntie-mayy]

That’s not really nice though..

[auntie-mayy]

Hey, Ms. Parker

- @official-buckybarnes

Hey James. Everything okay?

[official-buckybarnes]

It’s Peter.

[auntie-mayy]

Oh my— is he okay? Should I come over?

[mit-hire-me]

I'M FINEEE HE'S JUST HURT THAT WE'RE TEASING HIM

[auntie-mayy]

Are you sure, Peter? I’ll come over right now.

[auntie-mayy]

Hey, Ms. Parker

- @official-buckybarnes

Hey James. Everything okay?

[official-buckybarnes]

It’s Peter.

[auntie-mayy]

Oh my— is he okay? Should I come over?