Auntie Maim @auntiemaim - Tumblr Blog

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Stop me if you’ve heard this one before—-

rhalls-blog1

oh yeah hey i made an ask joker because i dont already have enough crap to do zingggg

hogwartzlou

you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them

auntiemaim

Rick dancing over the 1-800-GET SCHWIFTY background and pissed off Mr Meeseeks with a gun.

humansofnewyork

“I just had to sit down because I got short of breath. I was at a restaurant earlier where the manager had to seat me at the counter because I couldn’t fit in the booth. I have pain in my knees and my joints. I sleep with a breathing apparatus at night. And I’m a great candidate for a heart attack. I hate it. I hate the way I feel. But I’ve been overweight for so long that people assume I don…’t want to lose weight. Friends and family wonder why I don’t just stop eating. But it’s an addiction for me. When I walk past a bakery, I feel the same way that an alcoholic must feel when he walks past a bar. But people seem to think that the alcoholic is unable to quit. And they think I choose not to.”

auntiemaim

Eating is as much of a coping mechanism as doing drugs. Overeating is as much of an eating disorder as starving yourself or binging and purging.

stzamericangods

“Let me paint a picture of what’s waiting for you on the shore. You arrive in America, land of opportunity, milk and honey and guess what? You all get to be slaves. Split up, sold off and worked to death. The lucky ones get sunday off to sleep and fuck and make more slaves, and all for what? For cotton? Indigo? For a fucking purple shirt? The only good news is the tabacco your grandkids are gonna farm for free is gonna give a shitload of these white motherfuckers cancer. And I ain’t even started yet.”