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That's my girl!
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@auntvacuum
I got some dude on a kink website to buy me a bunch of N52 magnets.
That's my girl!
The only problem with shopping online is that you can’t shoplift….
I was following a lot of lifting blogs and wanted to start lifting but was sorta on the fence about it until i found ur blog and now i know my destiny is to start lifting thank you
YOU ARE MORE THAN WELCOME!!!Welcome to the community! I’m your new Auntie Vacuum. Make a lifting blog and follow me!
Got that cotton candy machine.
You are amazing
No, YOU'RE amazing!
Hey this is kleptoprincess! You're like the queen, I love it. But I was wondering if people suspect you of shoplifting less because of your age??
They all think I'm a sweet old lady which is why you should never stop lifting. This way when you're my age you'll not only have age on your side but experience and skill as well.
All hail aunt vacuum.
Thank you, thank you! *curtsies*
All I want in life is a kinder surprise egg but guess who can’t have one because I’m in the states?
#send me your eggs children
I’m eating one. Had a crocodile inside. A CROCODILE. I LOVE IT.
Lift one and send it to me. There are never any crocodiles in my eggs. My eggs are filled with unsurprising disappointment.
I will, auntie, I will.
You better be serious because otherwise you're toying with my emotions and that's no way to treat family.
I think I'm going to lift a snow cone or a cotton candy machine.
Lol destiel is the name of a "ship" ( a pairing of 2+ characters in a work of film, literature, a story, fan fiction etc) the name comes from the combination of two characters' names, Dean and Castiel from a show called supernatural. If you watched the show, you'd notice an undeniable attraction that many other fans "ship"(a verb as well as a noun, if you'd ship characters you want them to be together) Dean & Cas and make a lot of fan art, fan fiction, etc depicting the two characters togeth
Well I’ll be. I hope all goes well for them. They’re such a cute couple.
All I want in life is a kinder surprise egg but guess who can’t have one because I’m in the states?
#send me your eggs children
I’m eating one. Had a crocodile inside. A CROCODILE. I LOVE IT.
Lift one and send it to me. There are never any crocodiles in my eggs. My eggs are filled with unsurprising disappointment.
All I want in life is a kinder surprise egg but guess who can’t have one because I’m in the states?
#send me your eggs children
if you don’t love stevie nicks you can’t sit with me
Who's Destiel??
My lifting account is dont-tell-Alice but my notifications come up from this one. You're a true legend and we all aspire to be as awesome as you one day. Do you have any stories? Have you ever gotten caught? What's the biggest, best thing you've ever lifted?
I got caught once but that was WAYYY back in the day. First time lifting, I think I was about 12. My brothers and I went down to the gas station to buy some beers for our father. Back then all you needed to buy alcohol was a handwritten note from your "parents" saying it was okay. While my brothers were paying for the beer I grabbed some candy and a small bottle of some type of alcohol I can't for the life of me remember it. I put it in my coat pocket and being a complete dumbass ran out of the store, dropping the bottle. The clerk grabbed my arm and called my parents. My dad picked me up and was livid. Not because of the stealing though he did that all the time. The clerk didn't let us buy the beers.As for the biggest best thing I've ever lifted.... Lazy Boy Armchair. Holy shit I was so nervous for that one. Used the same trick I used with the vacuum. Easy peasy lemon squeezey!
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
My new vacuum of course.
haha this is awesome!Â
No, you're awesome!!
how do i shoplift a cat
Volunteer at local animal shelter. Run away with cat.