Cinderella? Snow White? What's that? An illness?

❝ FAIRY TALES are MORE THAN true: not because they tell us that dragons EXIST, but because they tell us that dragons can be BEATEN. ❞

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Cristine Prosperi and Daniel Sharman manip.

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I don’t know, I could try. My father did show me a thing or two about how to use a sword but, I only use me swordsmanship for good. I feel bad for you, really I do. It must really suck to have so much hatred within you.

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Ha! I’d like to see that. Don’t cut yourself on that little toy of yours...or do - whatever. My hatred lets me sleep at night so I of all people don’t need your pity.

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descendantsmuses:

You know, I’d be really careful about what you call me. I am the perfect specimen of a man, and there’s no way your teasing could make me think otherwise. 

I’m not scared of any threats you come up with....No one can be as vain as Hunter be as delusional as Hunter.

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descendantsmuses:

I just don’t see how a world that makes such wonderful things, could produce people with pure evil in their hearts- I think even the darkest of people have to have some good in them. Yes, and you have a good reason to be skeptical but, I have faith, and I think you should to, Terk. Most definitely, and smelly.

I guess so! I mean you have to have some good to have friends and they’re friends with each other! You’re so smart. So Mel.. I was thinking sometime after the meeting - we should go get a milkshake or something.. so we can talk more...about the next meeting.. or something.

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descendantsmuses:

It was his means of survival- besides the past is the past, he doesn’t steal anymore. Yeah well what your mommy doesn’t know, won’t hurt her. Okay, okay- you need to master the look of the perfect balance of confidence, sex, sweetness, and a touch of humbleness. Sure it is, you have that huge thing in common, and as for the smart part you two… Balance each other out. Well Thomas is pretty “hot” but, he’s more of a tied second with you.

How does one balance confidence with humbleness? You’re right. You are always right. I didn’t know you could just self proclaim yourself as the hottest in the school just like that. If I had known I would have done it a long time ago to myself! I have no arguments though.

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descendantsmuses:

Let’s hope not. Trust me, I’m more then happy to remind them of their place as well- they feared us once, I’m sure it wouldn’t be hard to remind them of why they were so afraid. Oh, that’s exactly what it is, Nev.

We can kill two birds with one dragon. Scare the shit of the goodies and instill even more fear in the black hearts of our “friends.” You need to refresh my memory about how friendship works then - friends give attractive strawberry blonde friends amazing orgasms when they need it, do they not?

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I haven’t had the pleasure of meeting him yet but, that doesn’t surprise me, I’m sure the son of that ape man couldn’t be that bright.

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Nope but he is good looking and surprisingly well liked. I wouldn’t mess with him if I were you. People will have a lot to say about it.

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descendantsmuses:

Oh, I– no I wasn’t… I just meant more of a uh, verbal welcome not… Yeah, but thanks. So are you liking it here so far?

Oral is more your style okay. Everyone here is weak and boring. Only when I change that will I will tolerate living here.

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imessage: moanuh 🐩

mona: i swear to hades, if this girl at the table across from me laughs one more time, i’m going to kill her

mona: i hate everyone here

mona: besides you and kai obvi

mona: and rose

nevil: i'll help

nevil: i haven't killed someone with my human hands in a while

nevil: don't blame you

nevil: everyone here is weak

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{❀} ❝ we didn’t start the fire. ❞

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descendantsmuses:

     Ash was quickly getting sick of Auradon. Everything was so bright, and cheerful all the time. It was surely a stark difference from the Underworld, and most definitely an adjustment to say the least. Those from the Isle of the Lost weren’t exactly welcomed with open arms, and it was starting to seem like the only way that being here was going to be bearable is if he could find a way to introduce a few of the goodies to the dark side– it was a challenge too good to turn down. He arrived outside Bianca’s dorm, leaning against railing of the stairway in his all black ensemble. 

      As he waited for the gorgeous brunette to come outside, he absentmindedly rolled small burning flames around in his hand. His free hand adjusted the dark blue knitted scarf around his neck. To him it was never warm enough here. Ash was use to the constantly scalding heat of Hades, so for him, everywhere else was chilling temperature difference. With a bored sigh, he held his hand up, blowing out the flames.

      Saying that Bianca was a little nervous was an understatement. Even now she couldn’t believe that she had agreed to hang out with Ash..the son of Hades. She blamed his good looks for clouding her judgement. Then again no matter how scared she was of the villain kids, she really did want to give them a chance. One major thing her parents taught her after all was that people could surprise you. “Villains” could become “Goodies” and “Goodies” could actually be hidden “Villains.” 

      Bianca had decided on some green skinny jeans with a top that had some cute little flowers on them, but from their previous conversation decided to change her top to a plain white shirt last minute. She assumed that they were going to meet in front of the dorms so with one last glance in the mirror she opened up her door to only be startled by a very layered dressed Ash. “Hi.” She meekly greeted as her heart worked on slowing down from her scare. Smelling smoke Bianca asked Ash with furrowed brows, “Do you smell that?...Have you been messing with fire?”

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{ ♥ } ❝ fight club. ❞

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descendantsmuses:

       Being in such a strange place definitely had been putting a strain on Rose. Seeing that she was looming over her third strike, she had been taking extra precautions to be sure that she didn’t get herself in anymore trouble. Unfortunately the result was that she was becoming so tightly wound that she needed to find some way to release her daily built up anger and resentment. Luckily for her, this playful sparing with Kai could be just what she needed. Slipping into her fitted cropped leggings and blood red sports bra, she grabbed a fitted black zip-up jacket and slipped into her heart patterned tennis shoes before heading out to the field. 

       She smirked as she approached Kai, rolling her eyes as she heard his nickname for her. “Hey Fish Boy, you ready to get your ass kicked?” Rose asked playfully, stopping in front of him with her hands on her hips. Obviously he was larger than her, and she knew that he had the physical advantage. Still, she knew that she needed an excuse for a little violence, and was more than happy to get some practice in. Pulling half of her long strawberry blonde curls up into a ponytail, she held Kai’s gaze, “I think we’ll see who’s really gone soft.”

“Hey now.” Kai warned with a hand. “I am certainly not some fish. I’m classy.” He smiled at Rose before adding on, “As for the ass kicking. I’m not the one going to be on their ass by the end of this hangout.” By the challenge in her eyes, he knew that she hadn’t gone soft, but it was so easy to rile her up by implying that she had. From Kai’s knowledge no one from the isle had gone soft yet, but they were all on each other all the time - if anybody did turn to the goodies side then they’d be a goner. Probably by Nevil and Rose’s hands or by a group beating.. only time would tell.

“We shall - and when you fall please don’t get your soft-hearted tears on me.” He teased, his eyes focused on hers with the signature Kai smirk still planted on his lips. Taking off his shirt, Kai threw it off to the side. He didn’t need it getting in the way. Hands outstretched he walked backwards, eyes still trained onto the smaller red head, before making the ‘come at me’ motion. He was ready to get some of his energy out in the second best way possible.

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Selena Gomez- Hands To Myself

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descendantsmuses:

Yeah well my dad was ruling the underworld, and doing all that stuff, and he still had time to scheme with the Shadowman. But, yeah I couldn’t agree more- we need to shift the power back to where it should be.We just need to figure out how.

We could always turn every goodie bad one by one, but it would take forever.

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descendantsmuses:

Well that’s okay then.. I know buttons aren’t exactly everyone’s style. Maybe you’ll be more satisfied with a personal welcome then? I think it’s really great that they’re finally letting you guys go to school here.

If we have the same definition of a personal welcome then I’ll tell you now that red heads are more of my type, but I can maybe look past that for you so you can feel like you did your welcoming duties justice.