so we are protagonists in a dystopian novel, huh @aureliaborealis - Tumblr Blog

hey uuh quick question, does life get any better someday or are we supposed to work all day snd then come home and figure out what to eat and then cook and then eat and then clean and then have like one hour of bliss because thats the hour we actually have free time and are free to pursue a hobby or just chill and then think oh shit that was like 5 minutes! please just 5 more minutes of this and then I go to bed and then you blink and then its like 11pm and you think aw shit late for bed again and the next day starts over until the rest of our lives or……??!!

#I am sick of it and i dont even work full time #what the fuck is wrong #fucking capitalism

narutwitter

depsidase

gallusrostromegalus

Unironically love logging onto Tumblr dot com to see a beloved mutual has discovered a new batch of sad old men to sink their teeth into and shake vigorously like a dog that caught a squirrel and following the dash backwards to the post that made them pick up the scent. Truly unparalleled social media experience.

gallusrostromegalus

Sometimes you will also get very lucky and one of your Beloved Mutuals will discover a Violently Insane woman and start howling and drooling and chewing their limbs off like dogs begging for this woman to kill and/or impregnate them and that's beautiful.

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hailwic

this meme showed up in my dream last night

#ok i am not actually medicated but this is so hilarious

hubbyschmokes

saphinaspeaks

sourloverboi

Obviously actual DV isn't funny, but idk this meme is still funny.

helenvaughans

likes to charge, reblogs to cast

#lets hope for some more of this!!

everythingfox

“I made a snow track for my cats, this is what my camera recorded 😹”

(Source)

rumade

Going through the pile of books to go to charity shops and there’s this amazing kids history one that’s literally like

Give your friend a neolithic burial

rumade

Exactly

I’m so glad this post is finally reaching the people it was meant for; weird little kids who liked playing history and death

The book also had instructions for making a paper replica of a mammoth bone/hide hut 🦣 🛖 and I was never allowed to take over the living room and do it

freenarnian

Reblog to give your mutuals a neolithic burial 🦴🌼⚱️🗡️

respectissexy

One thing that has made me a much more well-adjusted person is a clip I once saw of Hank Green saying that anyone can be in amazing shape as long as being in amazing shape is one of their top three priorities.

(This is obviously a generalization that isn't true for everyone. But it is true for most people and I'm proceeding from there.)

This "top three priorities" framing has genuinely reduced my tendency toward jealousy and self-comparison a lot. Now when I feel envious of someone’s spotless, aesthetic home, I think to myself, “Having a spotless, aesthetic home is probably one of their top three priorities. It’s definitely not one of mine, so I shouldn’t expect my home to look like that.”

Or when I see an influencer with a body that takes a ton of work to maintain: “Maintaining that body is obviously one of her top three priorities, because it’s her livelihood. My livelihood is my brain, so I’m never going to prioritize my body like that.”

It also helps me to identify areas that I actually DO want to prioritize more. I realized in recent years that my envy for my friends who prioritized writing more than I did was NOT going away, so I started to prioritize writing more. (Not top three, but higher priority than it has been in the past.)

blooooom

there’s a misconception that grief only happens when we lose people. this is not true. we can grieve circumstances, relationships, missed opportunities. in fact, sometimes when you find yourself plagued with waves of emotion from sadness to melancholy you may be grieving yourself. the version of yourself that you might have been if things had been different, or if only you had said something, or if someone had stood up for you.