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[celestiallz]

which mythical entity is prev?

angel

demon

mermaid

vampire

faerie

werewolf

other/in the tags

Voting ended on3h

[torizzzu]

Morning Gaze ✨️

[lacunabugs]

I love my head engineer sooo much I hope he bursts into flames —Captain Bugs probably

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

[rosieandthemoon]

I am cordially inviting all of you to post this in the comments/reblogs of any and every Al post you come across, on any platform. Especially useful for accounts who “teach” people how to use Al.

[meowkittyplier]

“What’s your favorite horror movie?”

Idk probably this scene

Yk the scene where simon realizes that he’s actually going to die a painful horrible death in that sub. Him grabbing onto his mother’s sheath and sobbing, seeking comfort even though it won’t help anything, nor will it save him

Yk when Simon finally realizes He’s going to die and nobody will remember him, nopony knew his name. When it all hit him like a truck and he just started crying because he knew he was gonna die. He fought his whole life to live and it was all for nothing because he was scapegoated by the people who he thought loved him. How he lost literally everyone close to him, and nobody will remember him after he retrieves the black box.

Also how there’s no way the COI would credit him for saving everyone else from going down there.

I know he detached himself from most of eden’s beliefs, but do ya’ll think there was any moment where he thought he was being punished by god for all he’s done?

(also gifs by @damienos <3)

[miehimys]

im nornal

[bluemuffin-draws]

For reasons that have Nothing To Do with lesbian spacecrafts and is Totally Innocent :]

If you were to draw the Iron Lung/SM-13 as a human(oid), what would she(?) look like?

Again, only out of Pure Curiosity and definitely NOT for Shipping an additional Ship with the Ship Ship(tm)

Here she is, tried to incorporate the camera too

And I'm definitely gonna draw her with Blipmary (You're not sneaky)

[learningfromlosing]

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LOOK AT MY KITTEN IN MY SLIPPY

[kittybroker]

slippy kitty now sliding in for only $2.99!

[raingardening]

i think there is a phenomenon where sometimes a trans person will go “hmm. i am treated as a man when it is convenient for others, and a woman when it is convenient for others, and often as a freakish third thing excluded from the advantages of both. surely, because of the gender binary, the Other Type of trans person experiences the opposite: they reap the benefits of maleness and femaleness at once.” like babes no they can do it twice

[hellochamsae]

man, it still fucks me up that 'her' in the correct answer ARG email was about susie

kris doesn't face left automatically at any point in this scene in-game

in other words, the ARG email writer made it so they're purposefully set to face left here

set to face susie...

susie is the reason the weird route can't happen

susie is the reason both kris and noelle feel like they can live for a better future instead of dying in their deepest darkness

susie is the one who brings the background music back in kris's life

susie is the one who causes them to smile despite it all

susie is the singular last thing keeping kris back

but you only need to see her once

and you'll move on...

[blackwaxx]

[vaginalbleeding]

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

[verballthenouns]

I bookmarked this months ago and it still makes me laugh until I can’t breathe

[beemovieerotica]

please vote for tylenol to have her face on a beer can $1 for 1 vote and the donation goes to the baltimore animal rescue and care shelter

[reversalsun]

TYLENOL HAS MADE IT INTO THE TOP TEN LETS FUCKING GO

[beemovieerotica]

VOTE NOW SO WE CAN SEE TYLENOL'S FACE ON BEER CANS IN THE DITCHES BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!

[reversalsun]

If you all will allow me a moment to analyze the competition as it exists, there's something interesting going on with the numbers.

As we all know, thanks to the support of the good people of Tumblr, Tylenol has experienced a meteoric rise to second place. Even though her competition is stiff, I believe in Tylenol's ability to go the distance.

But let's take a look at the competition:

Elmer seems to be a lovely boy. I have no qualms with Elmer, and think he would look fantastic on a beer can. But what about Elmer's campaigns? Who is the power behind the throne here, and how have they managed to find such breakout success on this competition?

A handful of wealthy donors are trying to buy this competition.

At the end of the day, all donations are good donations here. This is a charity event so every penny earned is going to help animals in need. But it's not lost on me that Elmer's current ranking is thanks entirely to a few individuals with the financial means to put their thumbs on the scale.

Tylenol's donors, comparatively, are small and numerous, mostly $1-10 donations from many passionate believers in what she stands for (autism and pain relief I think).

Overall, the donations tell a very different story than what the base ranking shows you. Elmer is held aloft by just 24 donors and bolstered by a few wealthy patrons, whereas Tylenol has won the hearts of literally hundreds of people. Even the current third place, Abby, owes her ranking to numerous small contributions rather than one or two large ones.

Tylenol is the people's princess.

[beemovieerotica]

Tylenol is the people's princess

[checkyourasianbias]

[creatingblackcharacters]

Shit, the way things are going, racial slurs, racist jokes, and the N word have become socially acceptable too. The bar, already in hell, has gone lower and still!

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

avengers doomsday trailer is so fucking embarrassing bro it's like watching an aging celebrity try to relive their greatest hits

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

it's so rote now... ooooh here's 72 actors you recognize making shocked faces at a greenscreen. ominous narration to let you know that this is definitely the scariest thing we've ever had to fight. we wheeled Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan out of the retirement home to fag it up again. are you entertained. are you reaching for your wallets yet.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I've never seen anything more soulless in my life tbh. I've never wanted to see a movie crash and burn more. let it be dead so marvel studios can get on with being a spirit halloween already.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

people tagging this with Russo brother hate as if any other director(s) wouldn't have gotten the same brief for the exact same big budget cgi disaster movie crossover schlock are so funny. there's no world where this was a boundary-pushing art film babes I'm sorry. you're ordering milkshakes at the hardware store

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

this is genuinely so fucked. they can't keep getting away with this.

[valtsv]

me, wearing nothing but a sheer plunge-neck ballgown that’s plastered to my skin from the rain, soaking wet and trembling with cold and fatigue as i stand outside the entrance to the castle: p-please help me ;) i’m s-so lost and s-scared ;) ;) i have no where to stay for the night ;) ;) ;)

the sexy vampire lady who answered the door, and to whom the castle belongs: of course ;) you poor thing ;) ;) come inside, you must be freezing… you may stay as long as you need to recover from your ordeal ;) ;) ;)

[whiteroserwby]

You walked up to that house in the rain on purpose

[valtsv]

[vstheworld]

the fuck else would I be sloshing around in a wet ballgown for

[nardacci-does-art]

I drew it…. & animated it…