Isn’t it just grand when the universe decides to smile on you, even if it’s just for a millisecond? In her weakest moments, Caroline had dreamed of performing this exact sort of meaningless yet satisfying slight. And now, here it was, by total accident. Ladies, Caro was well aware, are not supposed to be titillated by things like the sweet, sweet, jolts of schadenfreude, but . . .
Sometimes the sight of one’s least favourite sister-in-law is simply too much to resist. In her first months at Montmere, Caro had been far more bent on winning the approval of her in-laws. She’d assumed – entirely incorrectly, to her horror – that her husband must’ve gotten his bouts of wit and pre-war verve from somewhere.
Either the war had squashed and squandered their sparks just as much as it had Edwin’s, or he was simply some kind of anomaly. Her in-laws, despite all her fantasies, seemed . . . disarmingly normal. She’d been crushed.
In the intervening years between then and now, she had discovered far more quirks and strange habits among them all, but she still couldn’t help considering Pru to be an emblem of that initial collision with disappointment.
And what a reaction she’d gotten. She did her best to attract Pru’s gaze, eyes huge and saucer-like, as if she was simply asking about the weather, or something else entirely innocent. “What?” she asked, taking on an almost simpering tone. “Just some butterfingers, that’s all. An accident, promise.”
Now would be the typical point for an apology, yet somehow one failed to spring from her lips.
“Samira’ll get it out, anyway,” she says blithely, even in the sight of the rapidly spreading wet splotches currently working their way through Pru’s outfit.
“Not like it matters.” Now she was simply a drowned rat with a little extra moisture to sell the look. “That’s surely last . . .not last season . . .” She paused, as if genuinely trying to place the brand of whatever pile of thread Pru had chosen for today. “Last decade?”
“Not that anyone’s looking at you anyway. Just as you like, right?”