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im back on my bullshit

[xxfangirl365xx]

Hello Earthlings

[poisonpluskerosene]

“i am very human please trust me with your… taxes…. i’ve been informed humans like taxes”

[venusislesbian]

Already seeing people on tiktok saying “I still hate trump but he ate with this one” like … babes … you just got propagandized … that’s literally exactly what he created this situation in the hopes you would say …

[nikolai-infierno-deactivated202]

Twitter: die

TikTok: die too

Tumblr that had been in a vegetal state all this time, receiving a lot of users:

[feluka]

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

[deanwasalwaysbi]

This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

[jinxtheleo]

Anyone else just come back to tumblr because the tik tok ban and you remember this demon app will always creep up behind you and never leave you no matter how you deny it?

[geminisee]

the american people will never not be unserious

[ooc-tiktok-comments]

[contemplatingsaudade]

Mama cow with her baby :3

[only-cat-memes]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

penis dashboard kind of night

[deadman-is-a-moron]

Cultural exchange happening on 小红书/Red Note/Little Red Book (we gotta start calling it by one name guys)

[leech-mother]

✧˖°.☪︎.𖥔 ݁ ˖☁︎

[discount--dracula]

why am i on birthblr

[theotherwesley]

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

[2000ish]

[2000ish]

[beepiesheepie]

i joined RedNote with all the TikTok people and while everyone is sharing pictures of their cats this dude shared his cow