Caroline Penvenen in 2x03 (Poldark)
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Caroline Penvenen in 2x03 (Poldark)
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perfectdespair:
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“How does it look?” she asked her mother, feeling a little odd. It was Darla’s dress after all and so she was nervous about wearing it out of fear damaging it. “I can go get one of my own…it’s no biggie.”
@perfectdespair | bc i freakin’ want to
She was beautiful, of course her daughter was beautiful but Darla had to admire it anyway. Her head tilted as she scrutinized the look. “It’s short.” That wasn’t necessarily a bad thing, Emma was just taller than her. “Your father’s going to hate it.” Just the idea of Spike’s reaction was enough to bring a smile to Darla’s lips.
Spike was very conservative when it came to her and she knew it. She also knew her mother was amused by it but that didn’t keep the teen from trying to tug the dress down further to cover her legs more. But it was useless; she was too tall. “He won’t let me leave ya know?” Emma chuckled after a few seconds, blue eyes cast down to look at herself.
“How does it look?” she asked her mother, feeling a little odd. It was Darla’s dress after all and so she was nervous about wearing it out of fear damaging it. “I can go get one of my own...it’s no biggie.”
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allwcundup:
‘ yeah the names for my girlfriends would put you into therapy thanks. ’ he’ll reach down and scoop the phone up , brow raising as he scrolls through the notifications. ‘ that’s because i am —– – cute. any prospects? ’
“Hey!” Nails turn to claws as she reaches to grab the phone back. God, Will, don’t you know you never touch a teenage girl’s phone? “Ew. No. Anne’s me told about the nasty shit in your head, I’m not subjecting my friends to that.”
crap my best friends’ siblings say starters
because you can never have enough of the siblings.
THE SIBLINGS
“I feel like I ate for twenty years.”
“I’m a woman. Woman needs purse.”
“Debate club is gonna be lit this year.”
“I know, you’re just like me. Embrace it. I’m a pretty awesome person.”
“On the count of three, everybody levitate.”
“Remember when I thought there was a dancing lobster in Grease?”
“There’s no way to run into the ocean looking sexy.”
“Let’s see how far out we can go until we die.”
“Let’s take the subway to Hawaii.”
“But it’s funnier to say drown-ded.”
“It’s time for Mondays to go away.”
“I’m gonna open a zoo but it’s just gonna be a bunch of geckos.”
“Sometimes I feel like my teeth are weird.”
“I may pee when Wonder Woman comes on.”
“I just farted and burped at the same time.”
“I don’t remember anybody’s name, you’re lucky I remember yours.”
“You’re the reason I drink my life away.”
“All this generation is is Cheetos and phones.”
“Dunkel your uncle.”
“You don’t want that cake, someone touched it. It was Jimmy, the guy who touches all the cakes.”
“Am I Cuban?”
“I’m sorry I’m not a ninja!”
“Rocky’s on drugs.”
“All my friends are blonde.”
“Peace, love, Jesus fish tambourine.”
“Too bad Mom threw it in the TRASH.”
“Wow, Adam Lambert, I hope nobody here has epilepsy.”
“I heard she doesn’t have enough money to go to school so she works for Santa.”
“If a boy likes you, he should tell you, not go around saying he likes you to all of his friends.”
“Ariana Grande reminds me of a cat.”
“Learn?! Learn what? I’m eleven!”
“The worst part about getting candy is finishing it.”
“I’m so full I feel like crying.”
“Whenever I think of Kelly Clarkson, I think of that album cover of her, like, caressing her foot or something?”
“I hope I booty-bump you into a knife.”
“Screw you, AIDS.”
“Freaking flying mayonnaise cows.”
“Do little boys, like, swordfight with their P?”
“I got his number, so we’re getting married.”
“I really want eight legs and a child.”
“So you’re gonna kidnap a child and beat it with eight severed legs?”
“My flesh is like a pineapple.”
“If you have any butt sweat, don’t sit there.”
“Great, now I feel salad.”
“Genocide is bad, but I guess homicide is okay.”
“Oh, snapadoodle.”
“Oh my god, how can you not like Mickey Mouse?? Are you a communist?”
BONUS: THE PARENTS
“You only live one time. You know, like they say, YOLOT.”
“Don’t stand around on your phone or else I’m gonna get pissed and fart on you.”
”Hammy it.”
“Hi, I’m dollar bill.”
“I’m the chief hockenduke reincarnate.”
“If we’re running, don’t point me in the direction you’re going. I will follow you and it will make me 1.1 miles away from home.”
“Yes I did, stop crying.”
“Put the cereal in the dishwasher.”
“This pie is on the fleek.”
“Last night, I declared myself the king of forever.”
“Their buttholes are fantastic.”
“I hate when people eat their scabs. They need to go to scabhab.”
“Don’t punch the baby.”
“Listen to my words: no.”
“Not sure what this is. Could be meat, could be insect. Meatsect.”
“I’m gonna fight Pam.”
“Not all men smell bad, have bad fashion sense, and sweat too much. Just the straight ones.”
“Put your hands on my jeans with your teenage hands.”
allwcundup:
he’ll frown. unapprovingly as grey eyes narrow in on her camera. he’ll raise his hand , middle finger extended before his eyes roll. ‘ of course i do and of course you just feels the utter need to say that. ’ arms moves , crossing over his chest , head tilted. ‘ brat. ’
Click. Tap, tap. Send. “Save the nicknames for your girlfriends.” Ding. Her face can only be described as disgusted as she looks at the notification and puts her phone down again. “Ugh, my friends think you’re cute.”
allwcundup:
‘ yeah —- she threw up on me after she told me. ’ arms cross over arms , brow raising. ‘ and you’re back on your phone. ’
“Ha.” She didn’t throw up when she told Emma. Just a lot of deep breathing into that damn paper bag. That’s a win for normality, right? “You know you look like dad when you do that.” She doesn’t even have to look up to know the face he’s making. Tap, tap and the phone is pointed directly at him. “Smile for snapchat.”