welcome to wonderland

[gclden]

hiatus / semi - hiatus til 7/7 so i can spend time with family

[harleenqzel]

An assortment of ‘apartment’ plots I need:

The walls are paper thin and…

The walls are paper thin and I can always hear you having sex and honestly idk if i’m more jealous because i’m not getting any or irritated because it’s keeping me up at night?

The walls are paper thin and you’re always singing in the shower, and honestly you’re terrible but idk how to tell you, so I’ve just started to play music over you but you seem to know every song and it only makes you sing louder??

The walls are paper thin and you just heard the brutal break up of me and my ex, and now you’re trying to comfort me through the walls and it’s kinda awkward but it’s also helping so?

The walls are paper thin and every night I watch jeopardy and I guess you’re really smart because every night you shout out the correct answer and at this point I’m not sure there’s a question you can’t answer?

The walls are paper thin and I hear you having obnoxious parties every night, and I would be mad but at the end of it all I can hear you crying yourself to sleep and i’m actually kind of worried about this lifestyle you’re living?

The walls are paper thin and i’m not even really sure how it started but every night we have conversations about our day over dinner and at this point idk why I haven’t just invited you over? 

You broke into my apartment… (also works the other way around)

You were drunk and you broke into my apartment and I would call the cops but you’re kind of out like a light so I’d kind of feel bad but you bet your ass i’ll be waiting for you to wake up until morning so I can ask who the fuck you are?

You were drunk and you broke into my apartment and when you found out this wasn’t your friend’s apartment you started crying and I really don’t know what to do?

You were drunk and you climbed in through my apartment window and I’m not really sure how you managed it because not only is the fire escape broken but you are really fucking plastered? Please, teach me your skills?

You broke into my apartment to avoid something and you won’t really tell me what it is and i’m actually kind of afraid you might be a murderer so why shouldn’t I call the cops?

You snuck into my apartment to avoid your ex while my door was open for groceries and I got so scared I spilled the milk everywhere?

You broke into my apartment while I was out for whatever reason and when I came home I knocked you out and now you’re unconscious on my floor and idk what to do?

We always see each other in the elevator…

We always see each other in the elevator during our walk of shame and it’s gotten to the point where we just share our escapades now and why haven’t we slept together yet?

We always see each other in the elevator and it’s inanely awkward because we both live on the top floor of this really tall apartment complex and we always ride in silence because the one time I tried talking to you I fucked up REALLY bad.

We always see each other in the elevator and now we’ve gotten stuck because of a power outage so really, I guess we should get to know one another at this point.

We always see each other in the elevator and it’s blatantly obvious you’re terrified of them even if you insist you aren’t.

We always see each other in the elevator and I know it’s you who didn’t hold the elevator the one time I was carrying something really heavy and I swear, I will get my revenge.

[persephonememes]

𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐍 /  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠.

❛ You’ve tasted the power. How can you not want more? ❜

❛ What is it you care about so much? ❜

❛ If you’d like to see what I’m capable of, just watch. ❜

❛ None of us are worth saving unless we’re all worth saving. ❜

❛ You are the heart of this Pack. Without you, it’s nothing. ❜

❛ So maybe they’re wrong. Maybe this whole system of rules is wrong. ❜

❛ This secret. It doesn’t protect us. It kills us. ❜

❛ There is no middle ground. I don’t make these rules. ❜

❛ You left me to fend for myself and nothing is resolved? ❜

❛ I think it’s understated, with a hint of whimsy. ❜

❛ You’re asking me to risk everything. ❜

❛ When you first saw me, what did you think? ❜

❛ What the hell is that supposed to mean? ❜

❛ You’re chasing the wrong enemy. ❜

❛ I hate that it took me so long to find you. ❜

❛ Hidden military bases aren’t supposed to be easy to find. If I could I would, but I can’t fly around looking for red roofs and lavender. ❜

❛ You witches and your talk of communing with nature and you don’t know enough not to wear heels in the forest. ❜

❛ I just feel so powerless. ❜

❛ You want to end this now? ❜

❛ It’s sort of like a gin hangover. Or, worse, schnapps. ❜

❛ It’s like a witchy Skype call or witchy Face Time. ❜

❛ I don’t believe in ghosts and neither do you, right? ❜

❛ I don’t laugh at much anymore. ❜

❛ Everyone’s afraid of something, even the devil. ❜

❛ I’m from nowhere and even I wouldn’t say this place is somewhere. ❜

❛ You sacrificed our love for my life. ❜

❛ Seems a waste. All this history, torched if we go down. ❜

❛ Say what you really need to say. ❜

❛ Neither of us can change the past. ❜

❛ How are your injuries? ❜

❛ You gave us quite a scare. ❜

❛ I’m so scared. My heart’s going to explode. ❜

❛ I have to get out of here! ❜

❛ I’ll come back for you when I can. ❜

❛ Just promise me you’ll stay here. ❜

❛ Are you mad? It’s all gone to hell in a handbasket. ❜

❛ Better to face the music. Even if it is a swan song. ❜

❛ I hear you’ve had a change of heart. ❜

❛ You always were such a serious child. ❜

❛ You can’t blame yourself. ❜

❛ Just one more thing I need to fix. ❜

❛ I’ll be right back. ❜

❛ I’m going to miss the hell out of you. ❜

❛ Did you sleep? ❜

❛ You know I’m here for you, right? ❜

❛ I convinced myself that one morning I would just wake up and they’d be there. ❜

❛ What we have here is violence and death. ❜

❛ Of course I’m angry! How can you you be so complacent? ❜

❛ Being consumed with bloodlust is not in your nature. ❜

❛ I’ve never seen you like this before. ❜

❛ Everything’s different now. ❜

[ask-meme-addicts]

❝A Series Of Unfortunate Events❞ Sentence Meme

“I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.”

“A good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit.”

“This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you.”

“They’re book addicts.”

“The sad truth is the truth is sad.”

“People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.”

“How can someone so wonderful do something so terrible?”

“The world is quiet here.”

“Welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life.”

“Even though there are no ways of knowing for sure, there are ways of knowing for pretty sure.”

“Never, under any circumstances, let the Virginian wolfsnake near a typewriter.”

“Nice girls shouldn’t know how to do such things.”

“If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.”

“When people say ‘it’s my pleasure,’ they usually mean something along the lines of ‘there’s nothing on Earth I would rather do less.’”

“The moral of Snow White is never eat apples.” 

“Accidents happen all the time.”

“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.” 

“Wicked people never have time for reading. It’s one of the reasons for their wickedness.”

[aurenlia-blog]

jimmycanyon:

❝ THAT’S    JUST    A    SAYING!    Like saying it’ll be cool or crazy. ❞ he explained patiently. Sure he couldn’t demand everyone he spoke to to be native American and understand slang. Maybe he should try to speak more clearly in future. He gladly took every hint of a woman concerning his appearance to work on himself and his reputation and general image. 

                          THAT   MADE   SENSE   .      she   supposed   every   country   had   its   own   way   of   saying   things   and   she   certainly   didn ‘  t   mind   .      it   was   the   differences   that   made   life   interesting   after   all   .      “      then   i   shall   look   forward   to   trying   this   ‘   sick   drink   ’   of   yours   ,      ”            alice   said   with   a   grin   ,      hopping   off   of   the   stool   .      

[aurenlia-blog]

jimmycanyon:

❝ YOU    SURE    YOU    KNOW    WHAT    you’re asking for? ❞ Wasn’t he but a stranger in a strange place? And now she already asked him to make him a drink? Women… one couldn’t say that’s a cliché moment but it was a total cliché moment.  ❝ You know, don’t think it’s more appropriate I invite you to fixing *you* a drink instead? I feel weird when women take over the role of a gentleman. ❞ Maybe in today’s eyes this wasn’t something unnatural anymore. Women wanted to get emancipated and do things men did. 

However, call Jimmy old-fashioned, he didn’t like it. He wanted to be the one wooing the girl if anything. Not vice versa. ❝ How about I fix you a drink? It’ll be sick, believe me. You’ll enjoy yourself. And don’t worry, I won’t do anything naughty unless you ask for it. ❞

                          THIN   BROW   RAISED   AND   SHE   NODDED   SLOWLY   .      “      why   not   ?      i   won ‘  t   argue   with   that   .      but   . . .      sick   ?      i   would   hope   it   is   not   diseased   .      ”            she   was   not   quite   sure   why   she ‘  d   enjoy   a   sick   drink   ,      but   alice   would   try   most   anything   once   .

[aurenlia-blog]

                                          “  IF   YOU   DON ’  T   KNOW   WHERE                                               YOU   ARE    GOING   ,      ANY   ROAD                                                         CAN   TAKE   YOU   THERE  ”

                                      ―   Lewis   Carroll,   Alice   in   Wonderland

                                                       indie.   &.   priv.   &.   sel.                                                            ALICE    AINSLEY                                        an   original   take   on   alice   in   wonderland                                                          as   told   by   LUNA

tempcred.

[fairwound-deactivated20180529]

Listen man I’m just trying to wear soft sweaters and read my books and love myself .

[aurenlia-blog]

jimmycanyon:

❝ SORRY    ‘BOUT    THE    STRAWBERRIES    THING! ❞    he said, because there were no strawberries anywhere near this bar. That much he knew. They might have some pineapple shit or some cheap as fuck Vodka or something. Though when it comes down to it any booze will do for a boring evening with a hot chick who’s probably just as bored    (   ?   )     ❝ Are you? So you’re a    REGULAR    customer? My condolences. ❞

                         SMILE   TOUCHED   HER   LIPS   .      “      do   you  ?      ”           she   asked   suddenly   .      “      like   strawberries   ,     i   mean   .      ”            he   was   funny   ,      this   jimmy   .      she   wanted   to   know   him   better   but   ,      looking   over   her   drink   options   ,      she   wasn ‘  t   sure   he   was   worth   drinking   such   things   .      alice   had   champagne   ,      she   did   love   her   champagne   ,    at   her   apartment   -      the   one   she   kept   for   overnight   guests   -      but   perhaps   it   was   too   soon   to   ask   him  ?

              yet   she   was   growing   tired   of   conversation   .      the   woman   wanted   more   .      “      charming   as   you   are   ,      ”             she   teased   ,      leaning   towards   him   ,      “      i ‘  ve   grown   tired   of   this   ...      place   .      perhaps   i   could   make   you   a   drink   ?      i   have   a   wide   selection   ,      surely   something   will   suit   your   fancy   .      ”

[rarerpmemes]

➳ ALICE IN WONDERLAND BY LEWIS CARROLL; STARTER SENTENCES.

❛ It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then. ❜

❛ We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad. ❜

❛ Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. ❜

❛ If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn’t be. And what it wouldn’t be, it would. You see? ❜

❛ Who in the world am I? Ah, that’s the great puzzle. ❜

❛ I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently? And then it covers them up snug, you know, with a white quilt; and perhaps it says, ‘Go to sleep, darlings, till the summer comes again.’ ❜

❛ Curiouser and curiouser! ❜

❛ One of the deep secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others. ❜

❛ Why is a raven like a writing-desk? ❜

❛ If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does. ❜

❛ No, no! The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time. ❜

❛ Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality. ❜

❛ Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it. ❜

❛ I’m afraid I can’t explain myself, sir. Because I am not myself, you see? ❜

❛ My dear, here we must run as fast as we can, just to stay in place. And if you wish to go anywhere you must run twice as fast as that. ❜

❛ Off with their heads! ❜

❛ Well, I never heard it before, but it sounds uncommon nonsense. ❜

❛ No wise fish would go anywhere without a porpoise. ❜

❛ It would be so nice if something made sense for a change. ❜

❛ It’s always tea-time. ❜

❛ I don’t know the meaning of half those long words, and I don’t believe you do either! ❜

❛ Look after the senses and the sounds will look after themselves. ❜

❛ Rule Forty-two. All persons more than a mile high to leave the court. ❜

❛ You’re thinking about something, and it makes you forget to talk. ❜

❛ Birds of a feather flock together. ❜

[wolfqueennamedstark]

“Who hurt you so much that you started to hate yourself?”

— Midnight thoughts (what made you so sad)

[aurenlia-blog]

teeny tiny hiatus/mini-hiatus until i get caught up with my summer classes!

I   HOPE   TO   BE   BACK   FULL   FORCE   AFTER   6/19

[aurenlia-blog]

teeny tiny hiatus/mini-hiatus until i get caught up with my summer classes!

I   HOPE   TO   BE   BACK   FULL   FORCE   AFTER   6/19

[justanotherrpmemeblog]

Sleepy Sex Meme

Send one for my muse to…

✖ - nibbling on your muse’s ear.

⍟ - sneak under the cover and wake your muse up with oral.

♥ - roll on top of your muse and kiss them.

☀ - spooning your muse from behind, in their sleep, and grinding against them.

♣ - cuddle with yours.

♦ - crawl on your muse and pin them beneath my muse.

♠ - reaching down and sliding their hand between your muse’s legs

✔ - RANDOM (mun chooses)

[aurenlia-blog]

jimmycanyon:

❝ CALL    ME    JIMMY! ❞      said Shannon, assuming it was better never to give your real name to anybody you didn’t know.   ❝ And sorry but I made up this cocktail. It was a pun actually. They got other good long drinks though. Want me to get you the menu? ❞    Not because he was a gentleman but because he needed to pee and wondered if she would still be around once he returned.

                          “      WELL   ,      JIMMY   ,      YOU   MAY   CALL   ME   RUBY   ,      ”            she   replied   ,      stifling   a   grin   .      she   rather   liked   this   man   ,      but   a   lady   could   never   be   too   careful   with   her   identity   .      “      and   i   do   rather   like   strawberries   .      a   menu   might   be   useful   .      i   am   unaccustomed   to   the   particular   offerings   of  this   -      ”            she   looked   around   ,      as   if   searching   for   the   word   to   describe   the   place   ,      “      establishment   .      ”

[aurenlia-blog]

jimmycanyon:

❝ YOU WANT ME TO BE a gentleman to a woman who simply approached me out of nowhere to tell me she doesn’t wear any underwear? Do you really believe in your own words, missy? ❞ he said and played with his cigarette.  ❝ What drink do you fancy? Strawberry Strip? ❞

                          “      I   AM   A   LADY   .      and   a   lady   only   offers   herself   to   a   gentleman   ,      ”             she   scoffed   .      “      and   that   sounds   delightful   ,      mister   . . .   ?        ”            she   looked   him   over   as   though   his   name   may   have   been   written   somewhere   on  his   body   .

             alice   swore   she ‘  d   seen   him   somewhere   before   ,      but   she   couldn ‘  t   quite   be   sure   .

[persephonememes]

𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐄𝟖 /  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠.

❛ I thought about it a lot. ❜

❛ I won’t lie. It hurt. ❜

❛ Hey, make sure you cover the exit, okay? ❜

❛ Distract the big one, go over that car for a clean shot. ❜

❛ That was hot. ❜

❛ I need you to do something for me. ❜

❛ You will pay. ❜

❛ You have a heart as soft as a baby bird. ❜

❛ Is this our life now? Is this our new normal? ❜

❛ Are you okay with it? ❜

❛ Choice is less about what happens than it is about how we deal with it. ❜

❛ I’ve been thinking a lot about all the things  that have happened to us over this past year. ❜

❛ I don’t think there’s been a single day  when I didn’t hear that same voice in my head telling me  "Whatever you do  do not let her go.” ❜

❛ You cannot change the world on an empty stomach. ❜

❛ I need a drink first. ❜

❛ Labels are the opposite of understanding. ❜

❛ It takes courage to remember that this is a world where our dreams do come true. ❜

❛ But our heart always knows the truth. ❜

❛ People who bear the full weight of truth sometimes break. ❜

❛ Courage. It is contagious. ❜

❛ Your life is either defined by the system, or by the way you defy the system. ❜

❛ Luck is something that reminds you how beautiful the world can be. ❜

❛ Life is not just full of surprises. It’s also full of gifts. ❜

❛ When I’m with you, all the rules and the logic of everyday life, things that were so important to me all go away. ❜

❛ Trying to change the world only leads to suffering. All we can change is ourselves. ❜

❛  Part of being a best friend is  caring more about them than you care about a damn job. ❜

❛ Feelings and emotions can overwhelm our logic, and at the same time, logic can ruin the emotions that make life worth living. ❜

❛ I have no room in my heart for hate. ❜

❛ That which does not kill you makes you stronger. ❜

❛ If your dream isn’t worth the risk, what is? ❜

❛ Nothing good ever happens when people care more about our differences than the things we share in common. ❜

❛ Hope is undiscovered disappointment. ❜

❛ You think you’re hunting us? We’re coming for you. ❜

❛ It is not a game. This is a war. ❜

❛ The real violence, the violence I realized was unforgivable, is the violence that we do to ourselves, when we’re too afraid to be who we really are. ❜

❛ Some things in our lives are inevitable. ❜

❛ Look, love is not something we wind up, something we set or control. ❜

❛ Love is just like art: a force that comes into our lives without any rules, expectations or limitations. Love like art, must always be free. ❜

❛ Impossibility is a kiss away from reality. ❜

❛ Without the past,  there would be nothing to think about, let alone  someone  to think it. ❜

❛ I’m one of those people who’s comfortable with the idea that there’s more going on in this world that we don’t understand than all the things that we do. ❜

❛ He’s my brother. And not by something as accidental as blood… by something much stronger. By choice. ❜

❛ This is what life is: fear, rage, desire… love. To stop feeling emotions, to stop wanting to feel them, is to feel… death. ❜

❛ Our existence depends on sheer implausibility. ❜

❛ I take everything I am feeling, everything that matters to me… I push all of it into my fist, and I fight for it. ❜

❛ Sometimes you make a mistake. You’ve got two choices: you live with it, or you fix it. ❜

❛ That day, I learned life and death are always so mixed up together, in the same way some beginnings are endings, and some endings become beginnings. ❜

❛ We, like these books, or these diamonds, have the secrets of our past hidden inside us. ❜

❛ It’s obedience, not resistance. That’s the glue of every country, every army, every religion in the world. ❜

❛ In the end, we will all be judged by the courage of our hearts. ❜

❛ We all know when people are lying to us, we just don’t want to listen. ❜

❛ Death doesn’t let you say goodbye. It just carves holes in your life, in your future, in your heart. ❜

❛ There’s a huge difference between what we work for and what we live for. ❜

❛ I love you. That’s why you can’t give up. I love you. ❜

❛ Killing is easy when you can feel nothing. ❜

❛ The past is done with us the moment we are done with it. ❜

❛ Who can say if it is we who make the choice, or the choice that makes us. ❜