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“This would look rather suspect to an outsider, wouldn’t it?”
“James Sirius Potter, son of the famed Harry Potter, a suspected serial killer. I think the world would refuse to believe it. All you need now is a victim -- I hope you weren’t planning on using me.”
@noctivcgus
❝Okay rope, tape, cable ties. You’re the complete serial killer.❞
orcge:
“No more than a reasonably proportional number, I assure you. You know, the standard assortment of cats, charmers and best friends. But you’ll brook no argument from me on that. The French do do everything better, faces included.”
“Reasonably proportionate? Ah, so essentially endless then. Although, I suppose one doesn’t need an endless line when they have a best friend who acts like the equivalent of a hundred smitten suitors. That’s true? Faces to architecture to language to fashion -- I suppose we’re lucky to been born with French blood. France’s climate is certainly superior.”
trcmulous:
What did Luke know of physics? He knew that it hurt his head and that was about the extent of it. “Oh,” he responded lamely, a bit sheepish as he set the book back in its place. Luke had far from excelled in any of the science-related subjects at Hogwarts. Overall, all of his grades at Hogwrats had been sup-bar. “Yeah, actually. A bit predictable, right? Was trying to find some art history books but I couldn’t find anyone that worked here. Save for the head librarian and…I didn’t really want to ask her.” The elderly lady frightened him, with her sour face, and approaching her hadn’t been something Luke was gutsy enough to do.
“I’m going to be honest with you and say that the head librarian is terrifying. Reminds me of a vulture, honestly. She glares to you so scarily if you come close? I don’t blame you for not wanting to ask her.” Xenia wasn’t lying. Generally, she got along with most people, and she wasn’t afraid to talk to strangers either, but she was with Luke on this one. Xenia would rather be lost in the library than ask her. “Anyway, I’m pretty sure the art history section is over this way. Were you looking for anything in particular? Also, have you had lunch because we should go and get frozen yoghurt or something later.”
chaserrose:
“I already give you free tickets. It’s not my fault you don’t like me enough to go to every game,” Rose pouted before continuing. “I’ll trade you some of my crisps for a chocolate covered strawberry. Pretty please?”
“It’s the opposite, actually. I like you so much your mere presence is overwhelming my heart, if I went to every single game of yours I feel like I might just burst,” Xenia replied mock seriously, solemnly meeting Rose’s gaze. “Tempting, but where’s the fun in you giving me crisps?”
diseymour:
“A fashion tragedy and feeling like in a dessert for sure. Anyway, do I look that horrible that you thought I was going to a funeral?”
“Not horrible, I mean no one ever said funeral attire was awful or anything but perhaps a bit of colour could add something to your outfit.”
chaserrose:
“Super special thing? You’re staying right where you are, Lestrange.”
“A mug of hot chocolate is my price, with three marshmallows and chocolate on top.”
trcmulous:
Libraries were foreign to Luke. Museums were far more his speed and even then, he didn’t know his way around them. He just marveled at them. Not that the squiggles on the page that he was looking at didn’t kind of resemble art. Though it seemed to be more like some kind of maths equation. Luke was terrible at maths. And most every other subject, thus why he could barely differentiate between them. Angling his head over his shoulder at the familiar voice, his face turned sheepish. “That obvious?”
"You're standing in the middle of the physics section," she answered, mild though not unkind amusement coloured her voice. Physics interested her, and it came in useful sometimes in her line of work, but it was potentially one of the last sections in the library that she'd ever picture Luke Avery in. Luke belonged in museums and art galleries, visual art to feed his creative mind. Not surrounded by numbers and formulas that made anyone’s head hurt. "Were you looking for the art section?"
orcge:
“I think there’s a pattern there, I will not lie. Evil and beauty seem to run in the same genes, don’t they? The darker the connection with your name, the prettier you are. Like Lestranges, apparently.”
“That does explain how you are so stunningly attractive. You must have an endless line of admirers, it would be criminal if you didn’t. Going by that theory, Parkinson doesn’t quite seem dark enough to do your looks justice. Perhaps it’s to do with the French in our blood?”
chaserrose:
@aurevs
❝Sorry, we don’t serve liars here. Can I get you a cup of bullshit for the road?❞
“I can take my cup of bull and leave, but if I did that I’d also be taking with me this super special thing I got you...”
orcge:
“Good genetics, actually. Unfortunately, being a bastard is also included in those same genes. What’s your excuse for being beautiful?”
“Ah, but at least you got the beautiful genes too. What a tragedy it would be otherwise, to have someone who can clearly pull off such excellent genetics not get them. I think it would be a crime not to be a Lestrange and not be attractive. Especially not when good looks run in the family.”
diseymour:
“And I’m just wearing this black dress and my face. At least, still better than looking like a grim reaper.”
“True, looking like a grim reaper would be awful -- especially because it’s almost summer. It would be a fashion tragedy to dress like that in summer.”
chaserrose:
“Xenia, I am on deaths doorstep. I am ringing the doorbell and waiting for an answer. You are denying me life! Liberty! The pursuit of happi–If chocolate covered strawberries, the ones in front of you, were going to save my life, wouldn’t you part with them?
Xenia tapped a finger to her lips, humming quietly as she pretended to consider Rose’s question. “Well, I suppose I might if only because keeping you alive means I can steal your crisps and get free tickets to your Quidditch games. Now, you are obviously alive enough to dramatically beg, which means you aren’t dying so I don’t think it calls for the ever drastic last resort that is me parting with my strawberries.”
@orcge
❝Seriously? It’s like you’re photoshopped.❞
@plativum
❝It’s a little bit funny.❞
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