If you’re ever feeling Grecian, and I For one feel like a God, You’d appreciate the feelings, that I Have experienced myself. When I am on Olympus, above the mountaintops And down below the humans meddle, I don’t tell them to stop. With the strength of many men, and the courage of a lion, I send my legions (many men and lions) to defy them. When their town is naught but cinders And I hear the women cry, I transform into an angel, who With His beauty lets them die. Of course, I mustn't mention, that I take a little on the side, When people die I feel quite bad, so I need a little lie. And who would care? (Once there are none left to feel) With my mighty sword and hammer and axe I can recreate their fields. I can recreate their lives so that When they at last return. I can do it all over again And again, again, again, again… That’s quite a sight to see. Do you think I am corrupt? I see myself in golden chains and I am filled with pure disgust. That power overwhelming, that belies man’s greatest gift, Is coursing through my soul. A burden that a bull can’t shift. If you’re ever feeling Grecian, and I Was once a mighty god, You’d appreciate my sage advice, don’t try To be something you’re not.