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captain--steve--rogers

Thought Kyland was going to throw a punch I was ready

tvmusiclife

Azah just handed the season to the guys

choleycholez

SB is by far the most bitter juror

sscarletwidow

mood after watching the five episodes of money heist

anonymousailurophile

just finished money heist.

hellaynasdiary

why watch "La Casa De Papel" when you can just get hit by a bus and get the same feeling?

cheekyoreo

i don’t care if you call it la casa de papel or money heist. if you love these thieves and despise arturito, we’re best friends.

everythingfox

Joey, the rescued baby otter loves crunching ice.

(via)

valarhalla

Look, I wasn’t in charge of writing the script for The Mummy (1999), and I’m not saying I could do better, but if I hypothetically had been, there would definitely have been a seen that went like this:

Evie, tied up and about to be sacrificed by demons: “RICK, YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO READ THE INSCRIPTION. I NEED YOU TO FIND THE SIGN THAT SAYS “DBT”.”

RICK: WHICH ONE IS “DBT”

EVIE: IT’S THE CRESTED HOOPOE SIGN

RICK: HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHICH ONE THE CRESTED HOOPOE IS

EVIE: IT LOOKS LIKE THE LAPWING ONLY THE LAPWING’S HEAD IS POINTIER THAN THE CRESTED HOOPOE’S. I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU’D REVISED THIS?

RICK: NOT IN THAT KIND OF DETAIL. I IGNORED THE BIRDS

EVIE: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU “ IGNORED THE BIRDS”

*Demons start chanting

EVIE: WELL YOU’RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO HURRY UP RICK. IS THERE A SIGN THAT LOOKS LIKE THE LAPWING BUT WITH A POINTIER HEAD

RICK: THERE’S ONE HERE THAT LOOKS LIKE A VULTURE BUT WITH LONGER LEGS AND A POINTY HEAD?

EVIE: ALL THE VULTURES HAVE POINTY HEADS RICK

RICK: YEAH BUT THIS ONE’S POINTIER

EVIE: THAT’S NOT A VULTURE, THAT’S AN OSTRICH

valarhalla

FTR:

blackfairypresident

me as a doc

nurse: THE PATIENT NEEDS OXYGEN

me: (moves a plant next to the patient) :D!

nurse: DOCTOR THIS IS NOT THE TIME

simpsons-latino

420stuffs

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

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lizardsister

the last straw for me with europeans was them not knowing what fucking lemonade is

lizardsister

it's good i learned that because if i was ever in europe and ordered a lemonade and got a god damn sprite i would have immediately started swinging like a feral chimpanzee

digitalisnarcissus

Alright, but how come Americans don't know what Sprite is?

Like, name this fruit:

lizardsister

dragongirltitties

the highlighted fruit isn't even the fucking lemon

earendil-was-a-mariner

Lord of the Rings ending except it’s Willy Wonka. Frodo throws the one ring in the lava, and Sauron comes out and says you did it my boy and then he gives Mordor to Frodo.