Oh Baby, you need to sit down I could hear your heavy breathing from the next room over. If you where hungry you should of let me know and not try to get up and make something yourself.
I know I was doing something but I’ll drop what ever I’m doing for you, you and your comfort always comes first. We both wanted you this big and I’m not going to let you waste any precious calories on doing something as silly as you cooking for yourself that’s why I’m here, to cook for you and provide for you.
Now why don’t I help you waddle back to the couch we’ll put on one of your favorite shows and I’ll prepare you a nice big meal to make up for any calories you may of burnt and curl up next to you making sure you get plenty of belly rubs while you eat. Now how does that sound?
